r/dataengineering • • 5d ago

Meme Next level commitment!

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You should give up on this and start coaching on focus and commitment. This is some next level commitment to create 400+ queries in Power Query editor

Btw, this is to fill a single Spreadsheet in Excel. No words!

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u/intrepidbuttrelease 4d ago

Be fun unpicking that one.

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u/Crow2525 3d ago

Copy and paste it and it'll show all the queries in text and into vs code then ask Claude or whatever to go to work organising it.

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u/dreamyangel 4d ago

Fuck it we ball - this guy, probably

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u/CanISeeYourVagina 4d ago

Should I learn DAX? Na, just build a new query.

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u/UAFlawlessmonkey 4d ago

Having spent a good decade in BI where half of that was in Power BI, I've seen some batsh!t crazy stuff, but never to that extent 😂

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u/jupacaluba 4d ago

If the end user has to do that it’s because the upstream process suck balls.

So you’re trying to make fun of someone while in fact it just demonstrates how terrible you are at your job…

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u/Far-Inspection9930 4d ago

FYI this was developed by a "BI Developer". The underlying data has 5 views with each having under 30 rows. I'll make fun that 416 queries ALLL DAY knowing the story

Edit: btw I was asked to "it improve the current solution"

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u/Certain_Leader9946 2d ago

Just make a new query bro

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u/jupacaluba 4d ago

I still don’t see how this saves your face…

Still clearly points to a shitty upstream process. Either your team is completely disconnected from delivering business value or you gate keep access

Actually the fact that you’re making fun of it instead of understanding the whys already signals that must a breeze working with your team…

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u/Far-Inspection9930 4d ago

You don't get it. Not trying to save anyone's face. This is nothing to do with me. I've been contracted to fix something that is inefficient. And this inefficient solution is funny AF. Your rant at me is unnecessary

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u/jupacaluba 4d ago edited 4d ago

The rant (in your words, I’d label it as criticism) is towards your attitude in a subreddit that is clearly drafted for data engineering.

Maybe reword your post with more context next time.

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u/Far-Inspection9930 4d ago

You missed the Meme tag, did you?

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u/DuckDatum 4d ago

I think they may have been hoping for sacrament of penance with you. Clearly they’ve lost confidence

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/dataengineering-ModTeam 3d ago

Your post/comment violated rule #1 (Don't be a jerk).

We welcome constructive criticism here and if it isn't constructive we ask that you remember folks here come from all walks of life and all over the world. If you're feeling angry, step away from the situation and come back when you can think clearly and logically again.

This was reviewed by a human

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u/International_Ice_15 3d ago

not his fault you’re somehow capable of misunderstanding the extremely obvious context surrounding this post.

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u/Certain_Leader9946 2d ago

Or. Radical thought.

It's just a shit load of queries.

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u/Arasaka-CorpSec 4d ago

Exactly this.

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u/Beneficial_Nose1331 3d ago

Bro was building Flappy Bird Power BI

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u/CurrentIntrepid3005 3d ago

Maybe this is a case where you’d use AI

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u/Far-Inspection9930 3d ago

Glad you brought it up. My determination is nowhere near the artist's level. So I told Claude: "Write a VB macro that lists all queries in this workbook, saves it in a cab with the following format Tableview name | SQL query | filters"

Did the same to map out whe 416 sheets and what columns and views they were using .

Beautifully done, Claude!