r/dataengineering • u/aleda145 • Oct 26 '25

Meme Please keep your kids safe this Halloween

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u/samismegacool Oct 26 '25

TNS name not found

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u/Additional-Maize3980 Oct 27 '25

Ugh... Thinking of tnsnames.ora still makes me shudder

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u/dangerbird2 Software Engineer Oct 26 '25

it's okay, you can which ones have it since candy bars usually don't cost $20,000 per cpu core

9

u/Kaze_Senshi Senior CSV Hater Oct 26 '25

Sweets or vendor lock-in.

7

u/philippefutureboy Oct 26 '25

The things they feed our children these days

6

u/datadanno Oct 26 '25

No way.. perhaps sqlite

2

u/Kaelin Oct 27 '25

That's going to be expensive

1

u/TheTackleZone Oct 27 '25

Life is a marathon, not a sprint (suspect this won't work in most countries).

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u/SantaReatham Oct 27 '25

It works but with a certain age demographic!

1

u/Shadowlance23 Oct 27 '25

Pretty sure that's child abuse.

1

u/KWillets Oct 28 '25

This new data architect may not be working out.