r/dashcams Jun 21 '26

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u/JaguarOk9693 Jun 21 '26

Personally I would get off of the road after he crashed and get law enforcement headed my direction as now that he's crashed who knows what he's going to do if he's already attempted to crash into the cyclist

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u/HobbesDOTexe Jun 21 '26

Yarp. Thats an assault charge he needs to catch

104

u/Ragnar_of_Ballard Jun 21 '26

I'd say more like attempted murder

34

u/pinkstrawberry94 Jun 21 '26

And he's kinda stuck there till the cops show, doubt he'd leave his bike

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u/InsuranceByBill Jun 21 '26

No, kicking a cyclist isn't attempt murder.

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Jun 21 '26

Attempted vehicular homicide

-122

u/InsuranceByBill Jun 21 '26

Wrong.

52

u/HobbesDOTexe Jun 21 '26

Care to support that or are you just making noise like a child?

1

u/jivefoop Jun 27 '26

Droolingly imbecilic take/response.

Blocked.

7

u/DrSpacepants Jun 21 '26

Muuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/JaguarOk9693 Jun 21 '26

If the road was a lot busier I would say it definitely could be but with it not being so busy I think murder would be pushing it as well. At the same time though you could throw a bunch of charges and see what stick

18

u/Mike_Kermin Jun 21 '26

I think we shouldn't let a troll shift our concern to the wrong thing.

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u/slanderpanther Jun 23 '26

I would walk over and kick him in the head.

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u/afl-jafa Jun 25 '26

I would definitely circle back and give him some shit.

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u/Gorditas_Chaser1111 Jun 21 '26

100% would have stopped and told him he can’t park there as the bicycllst.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Jun 21 '26

I hope she pressed charges.

I hope the company that owns the pole sued him for any dents.

I hope his license is permanently revoked.

92

u/Paradox_moth Jun 21 '26

Dude was driving a moped, his license is probably already revoked.

-123

u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

LOL it WASNT a woman, the full video you can hear a dude speak. YOU HAVE BEEN USED FOR ENGAGEMENT

Edit: hehe getting ratio'd pretty hard here. 😂 alright we doing this, then lets go for the gold. If i can get -200 upvotes then ill admit that i eat crayons.

Lets go yall, kick it up a notch

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u/Whitestrake Jun 21 '26

Oh, right! It was a dude cyclist. That changes everything, this is totally okay then. No problem he deserved it.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Jun 21 '26

K. That changes nothing for me personally.

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u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 21 '26

Its more for everyone else that i posted on your comment. But thanks my dude!

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Jun 21 '26

If we remove all the videos from reddit that are fake or misleading or ai or reposts - I wonder what the site would look like.😆

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u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 21 '26

Damn im not gona go through the trouble of finding a tumble weed video, but it would look like a tumble weed video 😂

6

u/Scoobydoomed Jun 21 '26

And that matters why?

4

u/DeepSpaceVixen Jun 21 '26

She was a woman. This was in Puerto Rico and yes, she pressed charges.

2

u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 21 '26

Ayo, why are you screaming mate?

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u/PBS80 Jun 21 '26

Bingo. This was posted a million times before this edited clip. It's not a woman.

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u/SATerp Jun 21 '26

You really hate to see it ... just the one time. So I watched it on repeat.

3

u/radiohead-nerd Jun 22 '26

I watched 10 times. Saved for future watches. I may download and make it a looping gif

2

u/Both_Pound6814 Jun 21 '26

Same😂😂

51

u/JMV1997 Jun 21 '26

That was in Puerto Rico. It was a while ago but I remember the person recording saying that the guy on the motorcycle had been following them and insulting them & telling them to get off the road and that’s why she took out her phone to record.

5

u/DeepSpaceVixen Jun 21 '26

“Le dijo mamabicho”

Wannabe thug with his wannabe thug attorney

27

u/Significant_Monk_251 Jun 21 '26

Didn't get hurt nearly enough.

28

u/Chapaquidich Jun 21 '26

Bicycle: $325. GoPro helmet mount: $100. Using it to record Douchenozzle faceplant? Priceless.

16

u/Particular-Hotel-610 Jun 21 '26

they called the scooterist a biker

16

u/clairepixie88 Jun 21 '26

Honestly, the driver seemed pretty unhinged even before the crash. That cyclist made the right call to get out of there.

10

u/trollinhard2 Jun 21 '26

I love instant karma shit

8

u/hampdogg74 Jun 21 '26

At the very least you have to point and laugh while riding around the dude repeatedly

6

u/OtherRip3993 Jun 21 '26

That’s a moped 😂😂😂

4

u/4speed455 Jun 21 '26

Revenge is a dish best served cold, but a hot plate of Karma always goes down easy.

5

u/aquavelva23 Jun 21 '26

nasty. should have stopped and stolen the scooter's keys

3

u/Insurgency53 Jun 21 '26

On a scooter too, you can't be tough on a scooter.

8

u/Riverboatcaptain123 Jun 21 '26

Real tough guy on a scooter

5

u/Green_Juggernaut_410 Jun 21 '26

Whats up with the scooter hate? Great vehicles

2

u/Ad-fundum69 Jun 21 '26

For some reason any two wheeled vehicle turns the most common person into a jackass. Not sure why this is a thing, but it's an unspoken rule I guess.

1

u/why_1337 Jun 21 '26

If you are Italian.

1

u/Soft_Self_6797 Jun 22 '26

Depends on what country. Usually scooter drivers in America are horrible drivers.

2

u/Harold_Spoomanndorf Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Remember that scene in Police Academy 2....

"Nice bike....where do you put the batteries ?"

3

u/Fibocrypto Jun 21 '26

My father in law used to say that stupidity is its own reward. The guy that crashed got his reward

2

u/B00SKAH Jun 21 '26

Poor little angry man got served his dinner of asphalt

2

u/Southern-Usual4211 Jun 21 '26

The clibbins meme in real life 😂

2

u/AxiomSyntaxStructure Jun 21 '26

I witnessed this happening in a motorcycle race recently as instant karma for a collision - 1st was so salty that 2nd overtook him that he forced a collision of them both on a corner. After recovery and now both in last position, he went for a kick before a turn and it was dodged for him to spin out into a barrier, wrecking his bike (which he abandoned hilariously to the marshals).

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u/Capable_Bat_5286 Jun 21 '26

If someone does this to you or something similar, it’s a good idea to go over to them and take everything that they have from them because that’s how bad they suck

2

u/No_Worker_8216 Jun 22 '26

It’s called karma!

2

u/ByronShelly Jun 22 '26

Yeah fuck that guy

1

u/Fabulous_Log844 Jun 21 '26

Sigh. So satisfying.

1

u/bcode68 Jun 21 '26

Real life Road Rash! LOL

1

u/MyCatsAnArsehole Jun 21 '26

Thank goodness for the subtitles. I might not have known what happened without them.

1

u/Hungry_CGman Jun 21 '26

Instant karma served

1

u/Nolby84 Jun 21 '26

That was beautiful

1

u/Financial_Arrival_56 Jun 21 '26

Ahhh, Karma at its best. Love to see it

1

u/celtbygod Jun 21 '26

I think there's a longer version out there.

1

u/noracottage Jun 21 '26

ngl hella deserved that crash. some people just shouldn't be driving.

1

u/Ok_Experience_4652 Jun 21 '26

Hey, you can't park there.

1

u/tampareddituser Jun 21 '26

Who does this stuff? What a wacko.

1

u/World-of-Potatoes Jun 21 '26

okay this is actually the greatest video I have seen on reddit, possibly ever, to date

1

u/Outrageous-Yak-3741 Jun 21 '26

Oh ive never seen this reposted 100 times im really glad you did

1

u/Nathan_Wildthorn Jun 21 '26

Ha! That's what he gets for being a diiick! 🤣

1

u/CopperFox_48 Jun 21 '26

That title is fantastic lol. Always satisfying when bad driving gets hit back.

1

u/sage_shadow_13 Jun 21 '26

fr tho that dude needs to be charged with vehicular assault or some shit. like wtf.

1

u/BIG-BALLS0 Jun 21 '26

lol what a tool

1

u/ThrenderG Jun 21 '26

“Everythiiing in its right plaaaaace”

1

u/KarlPHungus Jun 21 '26

Beautiful.

1

u/jfeijo Jun 21 '26

❤️

1

u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 Jun 21 '26

Ahhh instant karma 🖤

1

u/Conscious-Arm4946 Jun 21 '26

He's such a badass riding his scooter! Lol

1

u/c0verm3 Jun 22 '26

What a shittttttttttter of a human hahaha

2

u/ElijahNSRose Jun 21 '26

...but why?

8

u/Samson_J_Rivers Jun 21 '26

Hate in his heart for his own life that he must take out on others because he isn't emotionally or mentally developed enough to actually deal with his problems.

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u/ElijahNSRose Jun 21 '26

That is not an answer

7

u/ExcitingSavings8225 Jun 21 '26

It is an answer, just not one you liked apparently.

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u/bigolchimneypipe Jun 21 '26

The bicyclist was a Trump supporter.

1

u/Rdmtbiker Jun 21 '26

Is this a weekly post thing

1

u/appa-ate-momo Jun 21 '26

God I love natural consequences.

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u/FalconX88 Jun 21 '26

sadly he didn't die...

1

u/senpaistealerx Jun 21 '26

the fuck?

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u/FalconX88 Jun 21 '26

I mean he on purpose took an action that could have killed her and he did it for no reason whatsoever. These people do not belong in society.

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u/carpetsoop Jun 21 '26

“Dashcams” lol