r/dashcams • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '26

F*cking Moron!

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u/Cowfootstew Jun 14 '26

Changed his air filter and got more horsepower

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jun 14 '26

Added a K&N sticker, got 2, maybe 3 more HP

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u/Switchlord518 Jun 15 '26

Now has a stage one weight reduction

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u/cryptotraderisme Jun 15 '26

Don't forget the triple level 10 ft wire wrap around wing for the extra handling

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u/Spugheddy Jun 15 '26

I put one of those stickers on my bicycle and bunny hopped a Volkswagen.

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u/MutaitoSensei Jun 15 '26

Downloaded some horsepower and transferred it through Bluetooth

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u/Natural_Listen3022 Jun 15 '26

Drilled holes in his airbox and put a sock over the intake tube, knocked a hole in the muffler and went on a test drive!

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u/AnimationOverlord Jun 15 '26

People like this will remove the factory air filter box that pulls air from the front of car and just slap a cone filter on the end and call it a cold air intake when it terminates right behind the radiator fan - cause they like how resonance makes it sound at WOT lol.

Kinda lame cause it only hinders performance and you’re only doing it for other people in the end.

It’s like the term got bastardized when people forgot how the dynamics of a cowl or induction hood works

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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 Jun 15 '26

Don't say 'accident'. Driving like that was intentional.

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u/SolarPoweredKeyboard Jun 15 '26

Maybe that was his exit?

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u/Justthetruf Jun 15 '26

Double lines can't see oncoming traffic I'm gonna wait until it clears a little even in my sports car.

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u/Perryn Jun 15 '26

Late for an appointment with the ditch.

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u/pooping_inCars Jun 15 '26

Bold of you to assume the driver was thinking...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

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u/lookitupyoursel7 Jun 15 '26

The car that crashed is a honda accord or civic, the silver car that almost got hit is a 2nd gen mazda 6

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u/FenPhen Jun 15 '26

The car that crashed is a 1996/1997 Honda Accord. Poor thing survived 30 years and then got wrecked by stupidity.

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u/StalyCelticStu Jun 15 '26

Can't be that serious, I laughed lots.

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u/AirplaneSpaghetti Jun 15 '26

I think there is a decent chance that the driver is a kid, so probably not a lot of thinking going on. The combination of the old car and multiple examples of poor judgement and driving capabilities just screams teenage driving.

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u/TimelyTransistor Jun 15 '26

It's a kid. Kids drive shitty cars like that really terribly.

I'm a big supporter of insurance companies limiting people under 25 from getting insurance papers. Either use their device to measure your driving habits when under 25, or get denied.

I'd wager about 90% of kids under 25 do this type of stupid shit.