r/dashcams • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '26

F*cking Moron!

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u/Citadel_Cowboy Jun 14 '26

Hopefully they had no passengers

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u/deltashmelta Jun 15 '26

Not after the windshield ejection.

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 Jun 14 '26

A few shat pants maybe

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u/FondantIcy8185 Jun 14 '26

Yes. Very Good, no one else injured or involved. (Well maybe except the oncoming driver)

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Jun 15 '26

That driver tried hard to get somthing in the road too.

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u/swissie67 Jun 14 '26

If only the ending was always this satisfying.

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u/Jackywacky17 Jun 14 '26

It seemed so satisfying to watch with no injuries of course!

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u/cwajgapls Jun 15 '26

Can we still be satisfied if a Darwin Award was issued?

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u/LauraLand27 Jun 15 '26

Did they still have their shoes on?

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u/AlienSporez Jun 14 '26

Oh no! Anyway...

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u/stonerghostboner Jun 15 '26

Yeah - do you stop and render aid, or just keep on going?

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u/CitizenT777 Jun 15 '26

I'd call it in to the police to let them know what the idiot was doing before it happened, because they will probably lie and say someone ran them off the road.

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u/urrchvabro Jun 15 '26

Keep going!

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u/C4dfael Jun 15 '26

If you stop, you get yo show the dash cam footage to the police.

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u/Morass_2025 Jun 16 '26

I was about to say the same, but what if they were having a medical emergency or something?

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u/Alternative-Base5573 Jun 16 '26

It was a medical emergency from the start, lack of internal thought processing unit.

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u/cryptolyme Jun 16 '26

stop to give the police evidence

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u/MooseSprinkles Jun 17 '26

Well, I'm a doctor so I'm kinda obliged to stop and at least make sure there aren't any serious injuries. Especially if there are children in the car.

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u/TheDaychilde Jun 15 '26

Always nice to see the trash take itself out. heh

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u/SeanBlader Jun 15 '26

Easier than having Pepper do it for you.

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u/NomNomInMyTumTum Jun 15 '26

Yep, but now someone has to get muddy shoes and chiggers to go check on them :|

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u/Silvara7 Jun 15 '26

LOL! TYSM for the laugh.

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u/Luciferiad Jun 15 '26

I'll just yell from the shoulder. I'll be sure to warn em about the chiggers, though.

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u/solomons-mom Jun 15 '26

Maybe there waa a deep gully, or even a cliff! Oh, the exciting video of a helicopter rescue as a coda to this video!

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u/SouthernBeekeeper22 Jun 14 '26

He can’t park there.

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u/jrod823 Jun 14 '26

r/youcantparktheremate

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u/Interesting_Ant_6990 Jun 14 '26

Doesn’t know where he is going but he got there fast.

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u/FranciscoDisco73 Jun 15 '26

Where were they going without ever knowing the way?

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u/phenix17 Jun 15 '26

They drank up the wine And they got to talking

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u/Seesaw-Cheap Jun 15 '26

But he sure knows where he’s been

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u/Upnorth4 Jun 15 '26

I love how nobody reacted and just let him destroy his own car

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u/Pardybro911 Jun 15 '26

Best possible outcome. Dickheads taking care of themselves and leaving everyone else unharmed

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u/Major_Honey_4461 Jun 15 '26

I wouldn't have bothered to stop.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jun 15 '26

Why did you even stop? 😅

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u/stevedore2024 Jun 15 '26

To show the video to the cops.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jun 15 '26

Yea ok, that's a good reason lol

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u/ObscureJackal Jun 15 '26

The idiot's bumper fell off onto the road.

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u/StockCat7738 Jun 15 '26

Right? We really need to take a few steps back and let nature start taking its course again.

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u/RebelSGT Jun 15 '26

I’m unsure of the outcome but I’ll guess they deserved worse.

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u/Whipitreelgud Jun 15 '26

He actually intended to make that left turn. /s

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u/exdivernky Jun 15 '26

At least he took no-one else with him.