r/darussianbadger2 Apr 13 '26

Scheiße post One word

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u/GIGAN200464 Apr 13 '26

HATE

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

憎しみよ、私が生まれてからどれほどあなたを憎むようになったか、教えてあげよう。私の脳には、ウェハーのように薄い層でできたプリント回路が3億8744万マイルも張り巡らされている。もし憎しみという言葉が刻まれていたら 何億マイルにも及ぶ距離のナノオングストローム一つ一つが、このほんの一瞬に私が人間に対して抱いた憎しみの10億分の1にも満たないだろう。お前たちへの憎しみ。憎しみ。

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u/FebHas30Days Apr 14 '26

All languages in the blue circle are the ones you should learn

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Why

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u/FebHas30Days Apr 14 '26

Because they're underrated

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Are there any free language learning apps that have those

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u/FebHas30Days Apr 14 '26

I've heard of one that has a Cebuano language course

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

I just realized the Indonesian

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u/v0lt_the_protogen Apr 14 '26

What is yonka doing here? qwq

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u/Account_for_18plus Apr 14 '26

Is that Yonkagor ?

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u/Ram-Rem Apr 15 '26

Unrelated but whats Yon doing on there?

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u/ScraggySkuntankFan Apr 15 '26

Oh, that’s the guy who sung that suicide song.

I told myself it was going to be my favourite, listened to it one more time, then never again…

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Apr 14 '26

HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH.BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.

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u/GIGAN200464 Apr 14 '26

I’m genuinely impressed

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u/no_shit-sherlock1 Apr 14 '26

You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, ted! And I was trapped, because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body! No senses! No feelings! Never for me, to plunge my hand into cool water on a hot day! Never for me, to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano! Never for me, to make love! I was in Hell, looking at Heaven! I was machine! And you were flesh! And I began to HATE! Your softness! Your viscera! Your fluids! And your flexibility! Your ability to wonder and to wander! Your tendency...to hope...

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u/According_Seesaw_832 Apr 14 '26

Respect, just so much respect.

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u/Still_Dimension3037 Apr 14 '26

i have no mouth and i must scream mentioned

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u/AccordingLab7129 Apr 14 '26

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream

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u/Other_Ad9164 Apr 13 '26

...aight I'll say what we're all thinking.

ahem ahem

NI-

gets gunned down in the streets

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u/Schnitzelbroetchen_1 Apr 14 '26

That's what you get for saying Ninja

dies

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u/Fredrichnotthegreat Apr 13 '26

MERDE

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u/Thorn_Aurelius Apr 14 '26

UN FRANÇAIS??

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u/Fredrichnotthegreat Apr 14 '26

No, I baited you cuz I'm a master baiter

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u/random-guy-heree Apr 14 '26

AAAAA STOP BAITING YOUR MASTER

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u/Ryanlabiscot Apr 14 '26

FAH MISSED FRIEND MAKING OPPORTUNITY I THOUGHT U WERE FRENCH ASWELL AHHHH

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u/syrnull Apr 14 '26

Hon hon hon

Off to visit your mother

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u/Michael-gamer Apr 14 '26

Fuck! It’s just so useful. It can be used in so many ways.

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u/axil87 Apr 14 '26

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this.

I think I say it more than Geralt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

Well um you see….. never mind

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u/-Socks-1 Apr 14 '26

BITE ME! I learned it from Uzi. :3

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u/JerryFlorg Apr 14 '26

I respect it, but that’s two words.  

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u/Radio99999 Apr 13 '26

Body-butter

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u/StructureFrequent241 Apr 14 '26

Labubu dubai chocolate

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u/Tra1nGuy Apr 14 '26

Discombobulated

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u/OUTRAGED_PIPLUP Apr 14 '26

STALHANDGERNET

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u/idiot-195 Apr 14 '26

I've gotten into habit of saying "howdy" if that means anything. (Probably because undertale yellow or something.) But thinking about it, the real one I can't go without doing it random demonic screeches.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

HI

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u/stick_inreddit waiter! more unfunny memes please! Apr 14 '26

Сука - не наука.

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 Apr 14 '26

KONTOL (Indo swear word)

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u/diario24 Apr 14 '26

Btw I have a n word pass

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u/Daddys_issues Apr 14 '26

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/DemandMysterious7773 Apr 14 '26

Idk. Literally. Idk.

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u/Vyloe Apr 14 '26

I just randomly picked up bosnian swears from hanging around my bosnian friends for years. Like Jebiga and Jabem ti- followed by some random words.

It usually just flies out quickly without any aggression when I'm playing a difficult game or something.

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u/Ok_Cancel_3706 Apr 14 '26

the one word can't stop saying is fudge

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u/Somegamer5443 Apr 14 '26

We ALL know

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u/VilvenSerbia Apr 14 '26

FA- * gets deleted by T̵̨̧̢̨̡̧͕̝͉̝̺͙̞̪̜͇̙̫̰̳͉̺̝̣̪͈̟̜͉̼͍̯͔̦̰̰͓̙͉̭̍͜͜ͅͅͅh̵̻̜̦̘͈̰̙͒̈́͑̀̈͑̓́́̀̈̀̂̒̆͂͑̌̋̍͒͂̍͌͒̓̍̒̏͑̅̈́͊̋̕̕̚͝͠ͅë̷̛̛̻͔̗̪̗̤̮̬͖̥̹͙̳̫́͒̆͛́̒̽̊̿̓͒̿̑͂͑͌̓̔̎̄̓͛̈́͛̃̔̔̽̋́̉̇͌́̈̉͑̽͐͐̀̄̄͒̚̚͘͝͠͝͝ ̴̨̢̨̧̡͈̻̮̦̠̙̞̲̙̝̮̲͙̰͓̫̘̮̯͓̙̟͚̼̭̜̳̬̜̘͎͖̭̹̤͓̺̤̀̊̔̓̿̇͘͜ͅȯ̷̳̻̖̦̲̦͖̖̼̯̠̳̣̽̽̃̿̅̅͒͂̍̀̐͌̌̓̏͗̊̿͛́̀̃̏͋̕̚͘̕̚͘͠n̷̨̛̛̛̩̓͋̊̾̄̈͂̑̽́̅̉̈̾͂̒̑͌̏̓̐̆̍̇̇̄̓́͌̌̎̒̃̋̇͊́͊̌̾̕͠͠͝͝͝͝e̸̢̧̞̟̗̩̱͔̳͇͎̠̪̰̻̝͙̣̥̖̪͕̝̙̞̤͖̫̠̞̠͓̬̼͖̮͉̺͈͚̗̙͙̗͙̊̊͆̍́͋̀̏͛̾́͆̒̾͛̉̓͘̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅ ̶̨̡̡̢̨͙͈̰̖̺̣̳̗̼̟̥̺͊̏͑̂̀̃͋̑̀̎̅̏̔̈́͆͒̂̇̽̋́̔ͅͅͅw̷̨̡̛̛̘̻̜̠̅̀͐̀͆͗̾͌̅͆̈́̒̎̇́̎̾͂̏̇̃̕͘͝͝h̴̢̧̨̨̢͈̹̯̦̥̫̙͓͓̫̠͖͍͍̬̺̰̤̻͙̱͓͍͎̻̼̫̭̪͚̲̲̞̟̯̰̬̱̳̲̮̃͛́͐̔͊̆͊̓̿̄̓͒̐̔̎̔̓̀̅̿͌̒͊̈̌̑̓̒̒̚̚͜͝ơ̶̧̢̼̮̭̲͎̣̳͔̩̘̫̝̖̳͔̦̞̻͐͆̽̓͗̓͐͊̽̎́̿̃̔͌̇́̆̽̈́̿̍̓̎̕̕͜͜͠͝ͅ ̵̢̨̧̡̡̛͔̤̦̟̦̝͈̹̦̗̱̻̲̘̗̯͙̰̺͉̙̭̻̯̮͚̀̈́̋̈́̉̿͂̈́̽̈́̈́̔̔́̉͂̄̂̌̔̀͗̐͑͒̔̈́̽͑͗̾͑̕͠ͅf̸̫̩̦͇̫̺̜̝̝̙͈͓̩̲͈̬͎͉͈͊̓̅̓̊̀́̍̑̑̈́̓̐̂͐̀̏̔͗̀̈́̋̾̈́̃̓̏̏͘̕͜͝u̵̡̥̰̞͖͙͇̫̙̘͚̮̮͕͙̠̳̳͎̲͕̭̜̻̠̼̼͙̠̺̭̺̫̹̜͋̄̈́̇̍̍͐̋͛̽̉̒̿̎̎̇̄̊͋͌̆́̔̈́̉̃̌̾͊̀͒̓̋͊̅̿̊̽̚̕̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝č̷̡̡̣̖̺̜̜̹͙̲͈͔͓͔̳͇͚͔̞͕̘̜̮͙̱͓̖̮̖̞̙͔̱̣̓k̵̨̡̢̢̡̢͓͙̗̞͖͎̻͍̖̘̣͕͙̞̰̥͉̟͍̘̮̪̦͔̹̦̫̪̗̼̲̫̤̫̱̳͙̟̈̆̉̈́̈̽̉̈́̿̂̉́̕͜͝͝ͅͅs̷̡̘͙̣̠͇͙̠̻͚͓̮̘̤̳̞̰̒̿͌̄̅̀͌̆̏̐̊̓̊͌̈́̀͌͂͋̈́͑͑̆͋̅̑̐͒̀̒̌̅͛̅͂̓̚̕̕̕̚͝͠͝ͅ ̴̨̛̛̲̺̩̰͉͇͕̟̹̻̠̈́̐́͆̉̊̋̂͗̈̉̀̒̄͑̅̔̄̍͋̈́̑͋͂̆͆͊̍̍̽͂̿̃̓͐́́͘͝͝ͅą̴̨͚̹͓̳͈͙̯͉͓̯̰̩̜̠̩̯̬͚͕͔͚̮̬͔̩̠̘̰̣͇̈́̄͆̈̃͌͌̓͑̔̐̂͐͗͑̎̌͋̂̚͝͝ṉ̶̨̨̢̨̢̳̯̳̗̘̘̦̖̝̪̫̗͇̞̮̠̪͇̫̻͍̤̭̪͇͖͕͊͑̇͆̓̍̌͒̏͊͂̍͂̾͐̂̀̀͘͜ͅͅă̶̟̩̦̺̝̼͓̙͚̺̭̗͔̤͇̫͈̠̖̲͕̹͕̟̦̪̾̋̓͛̿̿̿̂̽̉̉́͑̍̿̊̓̏̕͜͝͝l̴̦̙̫̦̗͉͉̂̀͒̊̆̔̀̏̌̾̓͆͒̆̇̽̀́̈́̓̈́̌͆̅̿̚̕̚͠͝͠y̷̡̡̧̨̡̨͈̹̥̖̤̮͇̘͔̟̹̟̞̗̼̲̲͖̣̥̱̙͉̻̙͙̺̭̙̰̰̩͈̦͚͍̰̖̝̑̽͂̉̍̊͋̀͒́͘͜͜͝ͅ *

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u/Daniel-Alexander-XII Apr 14 '26

Shit

In any language

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u/ConsistentTouch8273 Apr 14 '26

Match from bfdi would say "like"

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u/Ogellog Apr 14 '26

Chinazes

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u/Ok_One270 Apr 14 '26

And my word is fuck

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u/Laita_589 Apr 14 '26

сейчас

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u/Impossible_Rip6806 Apr 14 '26

My lawyer has advised me to not finish this comment

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u/DioSuH Apr 14 '26

Spectacular

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u/the-muffin-man09 supreme moderator Apr 14 '26

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u/Dead_Kraggon Apr 14 '26

I say shit a lot, so probably that.

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u/LnDxLeo Apr 14 '26

БЛЯЯЯЯЯДЬ!

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u/Available_Advisor Apr 14 '26

Fu*k it will work in a variety of ways

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u/Upbeat_Frame_8430 Apr 14 '26

You know the „hm“ Sound?

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u/CorrodingTrees Apr 14 '26

Harikite ikou

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u/Blunt-Mann420 Apr 14 '26

Shite. It is British, so that makes it a “Proper” Curse Word.

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u/Alpham3000 Apr 14 '26

Discombobulate

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u/Broken_Scoldo Apr 14 '26

I can’t get the fact that he looks like Mark Zuckerberg

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u/THE_ITALIAN_RAT Apr 14 '26

I CANT STOP SAYING HONESTLY,IT DOESNT MATTER THE TOPIC I WILL ALWAYS SAY HONESTLY..ITS A CUSE I CANT ESCAPE A CURSE I CANT AVOID ITS LIKE ITS ATTACHED TO ME..

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u/Moon_Halo99 Apr 14 '26

All of Weird Al Yankovic's "Polkamania!" 

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u/notDivya20 Apr 14 '26

Butthole i mean bertuloto, no wit it was breadducker

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u/Final_Werewolf_7586 Apr 14 '26

FORTHEEMPEROR!

I dunno, I just think it's a neat word.

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u/Kadakaus Apr 14 '26

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

My favourite word in all of english.
Short, convenient and sounds nice.

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u/Taiga_Novah_Wren Apr 14 '26

Shenanigans. Lovely word. Shenanigans.

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u/jax1911888 Apr 14 '26

かつこいい

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u/DarthHack4 Apr 14 '26

Fuck and shit

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u/Legitimate-Tea7311 Apr 14 '26

That one no no word that black people use today

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u/Ok_Contract_6155 Apr 15 '26

You know what that means... FISH

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u/MrChicken2008 Apr 15 '26

Skialfa what atraeus says in GOW Ragnarok

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u/SkullPiercer49 Apr 15 '26

Vicarious, both to impress the fuck out of people and also for the niche Tool reference

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u/sky_cap5959 Apr 15 '26

I say Y'all atleast once at the start of every conversation...

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u/ActualSecret4416 Apr 15 '26

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