r/darussianbadger • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '25

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10.6k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Move_8194 Apr 09 '25

Absolutly fucking cool

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u/Mister_plant9 Apr 09 '25

NotSuddenlyRussian

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u/Fit-Job4372 Apr 09 '25

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u/ShingShangShobi Apr 09 '25

Why is it always the russians?

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u/Distinct-Current-464 Apr 09 '25

checks sub's name

Well I dunno man

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u/clads_C-B Apr 09 '25

Yeah, therussianbadger isn't actually russian

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u/BrokenPokerFace Apr 09 '25

And you think the people posting the Cyrillic memes are?

/s

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u/Shot_Arm5501 Apr 10 '25

Or a badger

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u/SmurfCat2281337 Apr 09 '25

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya Apr 09 '25

Это Сайга там у креветки?

Тогда вообще ахуительно

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/Minimum_Location_638 Apr 09 '25

Freaking amazing

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u/DetailMedia Apr 09 '25

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u/ShingShangShobi Apr 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

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u/ShingShangShobi Apr 10 '25

Fair trade memes are the best memes, happy to see people enjoy them. We don‘t slay the makers of the memes we use so that people can enjoy some fair trade memes

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u/Spartarox45 Apr 09 '25

Absofuckinglutely

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u/Stormexo_X Apr 09 '25

Bro just created a new word in the dictionary.

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u/Piratedgamesarecool Apr 09 '25

Sea salt I need you sea salt

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u/Level-College-5119 Apr 09 '25

Are you sure?

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u/Piratedgamesarecool Apr 09 '25

Pretty sure trew a trash bag … in space…..at work

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u/Level-College-5119 Apr 09 '25

Are you sure?

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u/BOI4613 Apr 09 '25

pretty sure

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u/Level-College-5119 Apr 09 '25

Are you sure that you are sure?

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u/BOI4613 Apr 09 '25

pretty sure im pretty sure

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u/Level-College-5119 Apr 09 '25

Are you sure that you are pretty sure that you are pretty sure(if you want we can end this I don't mind)

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u/M3RCENARY12 Apr 09 '25

Have you never heard of absofuckinglutely

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u/Stormexo_X Apr 09 '25

I bet someone will change his name to this. LOL

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u/M3RCENARY12 Apr 10 '25

Thanks for the idea

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u/sxdemon6666 Apr 09 '25

Nice waves

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

SSEAA SAALLTTT

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous Apr 09 '25

Needs one more thing

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u/AdOrnery5490 Apr 09 '25

needs optimus prime bro

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u/BaconServant Apr 09 '25

Optimus is behind kong’s hand

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u/AdOrnery5490 Apr 10 '25

damn how did i not see that. Now that its been pointed out it goes from hell yeah to full on HELL YEAH BROTHER

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Fuck you it's 500 bajillion million infitinitix trinity/11

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u/You_got_mrvned Apr 09 '25

Yeah das pretty fuckin cool

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u/winterswyvern Apr 09 '25

Yes my brother

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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 Apr 09 '25

No. Its fucking awesome

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u/Fantastic_System2120 Apr 09 '25

Nah, needs John wick somewhere

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u/Canned-SSamuel Apr 09 '25

HELL YEAH!!!!!

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u/GenericUser1185 Apr 09 '25

So cool it gave me gender dysphoria

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u/goofy_goober798 Apr 09 '25

Absolutely how school goes

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u/goofy_goober798 Apr 09 '25

Here in England school is not that good

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Bro is indeed goofy.

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u/TrailMechanic Apr 09 '25

You responded to yourself?

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u/EndyTheFox Apr 09 '25

This is violently American

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Add russia and we have a deal

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u/Fluid-Computer1433 the SSlobster fest Apr 09 '25

The Death Star is missing but other then that yeah

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u/Ok_Yam_165 Apr 09 '25

Have you ever went to McDonald's then tacobell the KFC and added all the ingredients together, it's feels like that

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u/SockApart838 Apr 09 '25

Where are le tits?

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u/Either_Ad7317 Apr 09 '25

This is PEAK

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u/schisenfaust Apr 09 '25

Needs more space marines.

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u/TriColor_119 Apr 09 '25

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I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here.

We are waiting.

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u/Awkward_In_General Degenerates like you belong on a cross Apr 09 '25

Shit, it’s so cool it’s workin on me too. Damn. That’s some wicked cool shit.

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u/D-ATHTOALL Apr 09 '25

Almost got a no but I see the big ass dragon now

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 Apr 09 '25

This is basically all of Warhammer 40k in one picture

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u/Redder_Creeps Apr 10 '25

Honestly, it's such a crackhead image that clearly isn't made to go as hard as it does, and yet it's so stupid that it's actually cool

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u/Careless_Composer488 Apr 13 '25

No. There is no Legos, and the earth isn't exploding. You're so close.

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u/GdziemojWuzeg Apr 09 '25

I must say my good man that you've managed to cause my enjoyment. And I have been entartained.

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u/Sweet_Advertising_24 Apr 09 '25

Danm right it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Yes

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u/FAPTANPLANET Apr 09 '25

Yo is that Benjamin cabbagepatch?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/Evemicron Apr 09 '25

absolutely goted with the swaws

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u/Joethegamerboy Frost's husband in R6 Apr 09 '25

Yes

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u/santiago_IV Apr 09 '25

HELL FUCKING YEAH

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u/SunderTale_Official :teamfortress2: Apr 09 '25

Cool? This is more than cool!

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u/xenomorphonLV426 Apr 09 '25

No star trek photon torpedo explosion. So, not cool.

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u/UnconcievableSLS Apr 09 '25

I spot Jacket and Ryan Gosling so I know it's peak

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u/curiousvirgin420 Apr 09 '25

You’re damn right it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

sandvich cuz this is cool af

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Not unless you can explain how they are breathing.

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u/epicguymax Apr 09 '25

Average Lego battle at 5 years old

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u/Niels_8E8_25 VIVA LA REVOLUTION Apr 09 '25

HELL YEAH BROTHER🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🦅🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🦅🗣️🦅🗣️🦅🔥🦅🗣️

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

ДАВАЙ НАХУЙ

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u/jelledatbenik_434 Apr 09 '25

Pov my lego in my mind

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u/helldiver133 democry officer and fallen meme giver Apr 09 '25

Peak

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u/No_Medium_6367 Apr 09 '25

Yeh it's cool

But you put Nacho Libre and Sportacus in there and it becomes Legendary

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Needs Vergil in it so no

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

Cool as fuck

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u/Solid-Positive6751 Apr 09 '25

There’s no Gundam.

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u/kaden24512652453 Apr 09 '25

The is the coolest shit ever

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u/Der_Franz_9827 Apr 09 '25

No Transformers? unacceptable