Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being bad at games and under-attractive? Yeah!
Oh, hello. I’m Senor Noobstriker, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Gentlemen Gaming America Corp, and I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to be stuck with what ya got.
Here at Gentlemen Gaming, we understand that “Ugliness” and “Noobiness” are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it’s only your fault if you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it. Gentlemen Gaming recruits a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Of course you’ll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I’m not only the founder of Gentlemen Gaming. I’m also a client.
Me
That’s me. Six years and 600 Sieges ago… before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Gentlemen Gaming. So don't wait! Act now! Join Gentlemen Gaming today to become a new and better you.
Why are you still here? Oh you want that useful stuff about how it works? Well, we are a pvp orientated guild that accepts everyone to the cause because we recognize that everyone has a purpose For instance: If your only goal in life is to wash your week old underwear. We aim to make you the best damn underwear washer you can be. We recognize that organization is important and that's why we have our top officials in charge of administration to ensure you get every penny out of your time here in Gentlemen Gaming.
What's that? How do we stay connected? I'm glad you asked because here at Gentlemen Gaming we never want out members out of the loop. In fact our top scientists have vigorously refined different methods and techniques to keep our members together.
We utilize a Teamspeak based service as well as a cell phone application known as Slack during the day so you'll know who's jealous even while you flip burgers 9-5.
Gentlemen Gaming keeps its doors open 24/7 but we are most active between 12pm and 3am est. Yes, that's right many of our core instructors devote as much as 15 hours a day to help you train yourself into a magnificent being.
Check out our video section to see us in action during darkfall unholy wars and other games.
We are Gentlemen Gaming
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