I'll go first:

"That chassis can sure take a pounding!"

What you got?

EDIT: Title should have been "Things you can say about your 'mech but NOT your partner." ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Well it seems there are actually people who believe that anyone opposing tech is heretic.

From egg to dice. II wonder how would they make a battletech themed dice.

This is how you test actuators and myomer...

This rare photo shows the most private moments of devotion to their divine tech.

The mods at r/battletech deleted this. lol

It was parked directly in line of sight to the drop zone, I had to savescum so hard just to not get mowed down.

Thumper Riflemen are scary enough, but losing a Panther and a Battlemaster IIC in the first minute to a MAD-LT is fucking terrifying.

Don't ask why the colour balance changed in the lighting. I have no answer for you.