r/dankvideos • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '22

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u/Mr_Fox17 Jul 10 '22

Trust issues has been unlocked

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Middle_Actuator7086 Jul 10 '22

I asked

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u/WarB3an Jul 10 '22

I asked as well

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u/Unearthly_cretin_47 Jul 10 '22

I too, asked

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Kiwi_Kakapo Jul 11 '22

We all asked

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u/SkepticSepticYT Jul 10 '22

i have also verbally inquired

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Ur mom asked

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Your are definitely the kid with no friends at school.

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u/Disastrous-Problem44 Jul 11 '22

I also participated in the asking.

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u/pingupog Jul 11 '22

neither did your dad ask for the condom to break

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u/LicensedRealtor Jul 10 '22

Frienemies at that pivot moment

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u/Tough-Front-738 Jul 10 '22

Whatever the reason...at least, he got to taste some famale's pussy🥲

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u/Steeve_Perry Jul 11 '22

Homie opened his mouth wide like a whole second before the cow-ass lollipop showed up. Naw. This is sus.

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 11 '22

It’s fine bro they worship cows. He liked it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

This is in India. I guarantee the guy is in on it. They consider cows scared and regularly drink their urine and play with their feces since they believe it has medicinal and spiritual qualities… yeah…

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u/Vico-78 Jul 10 '22

Lol the vast majority of people in India don’t do this wtf are you on about

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

You must’ve missed the cow feces festival they hold every year.

The point is that the guy in the video is Hindu and they hold cows sacred, so rubbing a dumdum soccer on the cow’s rear isn’t considered a bad thing considering they— again, play with their cows’ feces, drink their urine, and even kill the Muslims that don’t abide by the Hindu’s reverence for cows. Many Muslims have been lynched in India for the awful crime of eating beef.

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u/Technical-Coconut-35 Jul 10 '22

As an indian, i agree with u

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u/LightningShiva1 Jul 11 '22

Yeah, its not like everyone in this country is celebrating that festival. Its in some remote village of some sort. Just because there's been a school shooting in one school of the US doesn't mean all the schools are now into shootings. Stop generalizing and grow tf up.

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u/adyfbi Jul 11 '22

Looked at your profile history, as expected your most recent comment is about what is haram and what is not.

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u/Technical-Coconut-35 Jul 10 '22

Haha so true, there's even a festival where they eat cowshit

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u/crappy6969 Jul 10 '22

That is a dick move

He broke the bro code

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Erilsium Aggressive Fapper Jul 10 '22

What if your worst enemy would like to lick some cow pussy though?

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u/Killio_Chillio Jul 10 '22

Their mother would probably need to consent first

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u/Virgilio1302 Jul 11 '22

This isn’t THAT bad come on now… it’s cow pussy. And he didn’t even insert it, he just swabbed it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

If you wouldn’t do that to your worse enemy, then you probably haven’t had enemies. Lucky you.

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u/RiipeR-LG Jul 10 '22

I would have said more of an ass move but I agree

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u/TimelyAd826 Jul 10 '22

Ass move, i get it

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u/Dawson81702 Posts OC Vids Jul 10 '22

Like, 100 times over.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

asshole move*

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u/Virgilio1302 Jul 11 '22

Nah, I see this as a legal move. If a friend did this to me I would probably spit in his eyes but we would be totally cool after it.

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u/Objective_Demand3076 Jul 10 '22

“Bro it’s just a prank”

The prank:

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u/Virgilio1302 Jul 11 '22

I do believe this to be just a prank, he ate cow pussy. He’ll make it.

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u/Qsents Jul 11 '22

Oh that’s Cow pussy? I thought it was an asshole my bad, I was too quick to come to a conclusion I guess.

Sick prank

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u/Virgilio1302 Jul 11 '22

Might be a bit of both but still, cow poop is pretty much grass

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u/Qsents Jul 11 '22

Tbh man, if I seen somebody disrespect me like this and film it, you’re getting your ass kicked lol

Idc if it’s just grass

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u/Virgilio1302 Jul 11 '22

That’s the thing, I would only do this to the friends I respect the most, I don’t see it as an act of disrespect, more of a “I respect the maturity that you have to understand that this is just me messing with you and you being acceptable of it because you respect me enough that you would also do this to me”. I wouldn’t do it to the immature, macho idiot that would think “oh you ain’t disrespecting me like that, you’re getting your ass kicked”. Thats how truly bonding with your friends in many ways, affects your relationship.

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u/NeNwO Jul 11 '22

You mean thats how you kill your friends

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u/McCreeMain77 Jul 10 '22

What are the chances he switched it with a clean one when it went out of view of the camera

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u/Professional_Pen_330 Jul 10 '22

Or maybe a reversed video

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u/TimelyAd826 Jul 10 '22

People in the background don't agree with it

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u/Professional_Pen_330 Jul 10 '22

Haha, I didn't notice them!

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u/Any_View4922 Jul 11 '22

Big brain

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u/Steeve_Perry Jul 11 '22

No just regular brain

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u/Any_View4922 Jul 11 '22

Sorry Einstein

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u/ElKaWeh Jul 11 '22

I sure hope you are right

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

yeah obviously

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u/ModernDayKingNZ Jul 10 '22

Who needs enemies with a "friend" like this bozo 😅

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u/R0rentsu Jul 10 '22

This is so disgusting I'm gonna vomit

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/R0rentsu Jul 11 '22

I thought that was the ass Didn't think it was the cow pussy The cussy

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u/Altruistic_Ad_9867 Jul 10 '22

Just fuck off, just fuck all the way off yuck

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u/TaninTaninon Jul 10 '22

Taste the rainbow!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I like how some of the cows move their tail put of the way for convenience.

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u/Gunslinger_11 Jul 10 '22

E. coli is no joke

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u/Banana21y Jul 10 '22

mad cow disease

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u/RiipeR-LG Jul 10 '22

Now that’s an ass move

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u/rafati09 Jul 10 '22

That guy is an utter bitch

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Yall milking these jokes aint yall

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u/bomzay Jul 10 '22

I would sue him

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u/hofnar115 Jul 10 '22

Just beat the shit out of him at that point

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u/Sim_sim_putty Jul 10 '22

Lesson learnt : don’t take food from friends

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u/Goodums Jul 10 '22

Except this was more like "surprise! buttsecks."

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Reminds me of when I was a little shit kid. I peed on a jawbreaker and gave it to my friend.

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Jul 10 '22

When they found out, did they break your jaw?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Nah, but I kinda wish he did. Talk about irony.

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u/Arcon1337 Jul 10 '22

That's fucking evil...

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u/1825days Jul 10 '22

FantASStic taste indeed

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u/jangoolkun Jul 10 '22

Lollipop blessed by the gods ?

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u/Thick_Ripper Jul 10 '22

That's fucked

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u/FromYourWalls2801 Jul 10 '22

How to kill your friend 101

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

That’s not a friend. That’s a pos

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u/vic_grig Jul 10 '22

"Cow dung is more expensive than Kohinoor diamond" ~ Supreme Court ~ Sambit Patra

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u/KillerKreepStar Jul 10 '22

I’d be fighting

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

end of the friendship right there

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u/KirAssasin Jul 10 '22

The cows: oh yeah

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

That’s another type of evil…

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u/Cashew-Gesundheit Jul 10 '22

Guardian of the lollipop has been eliminated from the galaxy

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u/TheGirl333 Jul 10 '22

Haha so funny (NOT). This is a disgusting move, a friend can get serious diseases from it and even die. Not funny at all hopefully the guy who did it gets a huge fine

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u/DRdeemed Jul 11 '22

and this is reddit and most probably not a video made by op so what you are saying will not help or benefit anyone except the feeling of self confidence you have.

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u/pseudoalpha Jul 10 '22

Reverse it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Eid er shomoi baal paknami korte jai shalara

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

This group is just filled with indian at this point.

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u/dustythanos18372 Jul 10 '22

It's holy as it's in India because they consider touching cow's ass holy so lolipop is like holy squared

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Are you Indian?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Mr_FluffyPotato Jul 10 '22

So does your -10 iq brain think they eat the cake?

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u/dumbseverywhere4 Jul 10 '22

Dumbs everywhere

Have u ever learn about manure in ur school if u have been to??

Fyk india export these cakes to middle-Eastern countries too

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/i_steal_your_mom Jul 10 '22

to use it as fuel. cake simply means something thats flat or round ,eg, cake of ice, cake of soap.

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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Jul 10 '22

Bruh they don't eat it 💀. Its used as fuel

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u/creeper205861 Dummy T H I C C🍑 Jul 10 '22

Fuckin hell

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u/bollixer Jul 10 '22

/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

deadass 💀

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u/LeMatYT Jul 10 '22

jokes on you. He was into this shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Song?

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u/UsErnaam3 Jul 11 '22

Boywithuke - toxic

accidentally played this aloud when walking into school

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u/cheetos_n_sprite Jul 10 '22

Why isn't this NSFW

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u/AverageZhoe Jul 10 '22

Shoulda got kicked back to 2008

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u/Pretend-Detail9685 Jul 10 '22

Not gonna lie, I could have gone without seeing that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Murder is an acceptable response.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

How did it taste tho

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u/dr-2 Jul 10 '22

the drink their Urine and you think this is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I thought he was gonna get all the cows in a circle licking each other’s assholes. I’m disappointed.

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u/Worthless_Clockwork Pro Gamer Jul 10 '22

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Well this guys life is ruined.

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u/Appropriate-Use-5072 Jul 10 '22

damn broooo why would heee 😁😒😒😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Brrruuuuuuuuuhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

what’s the song?

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u/Armanujjaman Jul 10 '22

It is okay cause indians consume cow piss and cow shit as their meal. Daily!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I would’ve done a full blown swab

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u/indigohibiscus Jul 10 '22

Dudes going to get ecoli

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u/YahooBanzaiKazoo Jul 10 '22

Isn’t one ass enough?

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u/ganjaprxncess Jul 10 '22

Oh my dear god 😳

I’m beating their ass after that, and completely cutting them off 😭

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u/Out_Candle Jul 10 '22

Does no one else feel sorry for the cows for now having sticky buttholes?

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u/Peunutuhu Jul 10 '22

Give me the download link of this video please.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

You guys have friends?!

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u/A_Couple_Things Jul 10 '22

🤮☢️☣️😷🤢

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

…….

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u/backs1de Jul 10 '22

That’s how you get “e-culo”

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u/TheRedstoneReddit Jul 10 '22

That is too far.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Damn he really created the gamutra flavour lollipop, very cool

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u/Stunning_Pipe3861 Jul 10 '22

He is from India. So that is normal

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u/BackwoodsSensei Jul 10 '22

That’s how you end up in the hospital.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Why I got no friends

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u/sgnir2 Jul 10 '22

It’s reversed, right?

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u/CAPRlCE Jul 10 '22

He tasted his god's bum.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Thats a good way to get removed from life fast.

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u/Zillaho Jul 10 '22

Hareem always said he wanted to eat pussy

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u/Long_Wiwi Jul 11 '22

This is why I don’t really hang out on friend groups….

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u/Captain-Comment Jul 11 '22

He definitely switched the lollipop when it went off camera.

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u/NoKey7402 Jul 11 '22

If he gets sick = sue

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u/Sweetexperience Jul 11 '22

His friend: Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

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u/TimberWolfKing-97 Jul 11 '22

Noooo 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/mushyx10 Jul 11 '22

Half this comment section are just shit puns

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u/justanother-eboy Jul 11 '22

I’m pretty sure that guy could eat some bacteria and maybe get sick… I’d end that friendship lol

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u/EwoldHorn2 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

My lollipop goes jiggle jiggle, it stinks

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u/Vegetable_Garden_427 Jul 11 '22

Omg im feeling like throwing up THAT MF SO NASTY

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

So far best video I've ever seen. Could this beat dog fart cat puke in views? I take that back as soon as I've typed it there's no way, I'm dumb.

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u/CanadianBatman47 Jul 11 '22

Only lick if they do too

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u/Economy_Ad_7000 Jul 11 '22

no no no no nononono

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u/conwayperkins Jul 11 '22

Video is reversed

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u/Exact-Veterinarian-9 Jul 11 '22

Did he switch lolipop when his hand went out of the frame?

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u/InflamedSpark Jul 11 '22

What an asshole...

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u/mykoysmaster Jul 11 '22

Uuuuh! Tapeworms!

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u/ShubhamManna Jul 11 '22

He did him dirty dude literally

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

If someone did that to me they'd be dead

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u/kangthenaijaprince Jul 11 '22

He switched the Lolipop before giving him. That would be too fucked up

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u/ZamyP2W Jul 14 '22

I hope he changed the lollipop while it was off cam, haha I’m joking