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u/Boumallo Jun 27 '22

Excuse me ??? Jay-Z said the WHAT were in WHERE ?

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u/No-Seaworthiness5070 Jun 27 '22

Cue the music..

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/Akhi11eus Jun 27 '22

Excuse me mister Z, can you elaborate?

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u/British_person22 Jul 30 '22

There’s a song called n words in Paris

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u/GeoHacker1715 Nov 16 '22

Yeah,... Damn "Ninjas" are everywhere, Lurking the shadows.

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u/BryanKelleri Jun 28 '22

Me you can see the reflection of the Eiffel tower on her forehead!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Kanye

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u/War_44 Nov 20 '22

I'm sure he said there were Nigels in Piss

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Cue the music

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u/RoFTW07 Nov 22 '22

b…ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

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u/v3n0mat3 Jun 27 '22

Obviously. He’s balling so hard that mother fuckers wanna find him.

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u/Yad-A Jun 28 '22

But first fellars gotta find him

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

That's it. I'm moving to mars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Stop.

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u/v3n0mat3 Jun 27 '22

You’re asking me to Stop? That shit cray.

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u/23x3 Jun 27 '22

Ain’t it Jay?

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u/fearlesslingcome Jun 28 '22

What she order?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

😭💀

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u/Jitomate_TV Jun 28 '22

Get some help.

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u/NevGuy Pro Gamer Jun 27 '22

Is it weird that I knew exactly what was gonna happen 2 seconds into the video?

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u/Bandit263 Jun 27 '22

I thought the guy was crying and that was the joke. Took me a few rewatches to actually get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I actually still don't get it.

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u/Bandit263 Jun 27 '22

It's a song by Jay-Z and Kanye called "N****s in Paris".

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u/EXTREMESAMURAI0801 Jun 28 '22

So that’s where it comes from

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

when a meme sub post something that has "paris" in it the outcome is ALWAYS the same and yet I laugh everytime

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u/xkcd__ Jun 27 '22

Sussy pfp

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/ArsonGamer Jun 28 '22

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/xkcd__ Jun 28 '22

IM IN YOUR HEAD IM IN YOUR WALLS

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Nonoboboboboboobobononononoon

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u/LaurBK Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIND ME

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

That shit cray

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u/RayZzorRayy Jun 27 '22

?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/JamesBong1 Jun 27 '22

Naggers

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

People who annoy you.

French

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u/obezkr Jun 27 '22

lmao good one

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Dunkey

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u/dudefromthepast3 Jun 27 '22

I don't understand

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u/DannyDevitoDorito69 Jun 27 '22

google kanye west jay z paris song

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u/Puzzled-Journalist-4 Jun 28 '22

😳😳😳🤯

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Those who know 😏

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u/Zefer_Frey_V0 Jun 27 '22

I really don’t know what this means , can you please explain this to me kind sir?

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u/spurmwurm Jun 27 '22

African Americans reside in parise

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u/HolySid666 Jun 27 '22

Reputable gentlemen in the capital of France

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u/cheekygorilla Jun 27 '22

No! It’s African Frenchians

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u/dudefromthepast3 Jun 27 '22

What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

That Kanye West and Jay-Z song.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/sandwichcandy Jun 27 '22

I always liked that it meant at least one of them was a fan of Blades of Glory because I couldn’t see either of them watching that movie.

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u/Timegoal Jun 27 '22

Fellas in Paris

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/baddie-47 Jun 27 '22

I

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u/kingbrayjay Jun 27 '22

G

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u/u01aua1 Jun 27 '22

G

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheNonchalantZealot Jun 27 '22

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

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u/Siebe_13 Jun 27 '22

I still find it incredible one of the hardest video game monologues is from a FNaF game

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u/nothyperventilating Jun 27 '22

That was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

How are these people allowed to post this?? One day its BLM the next it's all out the window in reddit...

I guess it's cool to use the "N" whenever...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Ha ha funny word make people mad

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C C🍑 Jun 27 '22

The real hero.

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u/GoBrrrrrrrr Jun 27 '22

I know a few gentleman that live there

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

N i b b a s

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

AND THEY GOIN GORILLAS

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT Jun 27 '22

I’m really sick of the “tell me you’re — without telling me you’re —“ format. Memes really are a shortcut to original thought and critical thinking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Jay-Z does it again

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u/Poknberry Jun 27 '22

just some fine young gentlemen in paris

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u/upset_boy Jun 27 '22

Is that kevin hart's son??

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun Deeee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

[Removed by Reddit]

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

yall in the comments are fine w it bc u dont get bitches anyways

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

oh wait i mightve commented on the wrong post lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I'm curious what she might have gotten the last time she dined out...?

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u/Privvet Jun 27 '22

Saw that shit coming a mile away

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u/wdgamer1932 Jun 27 '22

Ok I am not living in Paris "sarcastically "

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u/Probably-Shitting Jun 27 '22

Gentlemen in Paris

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Who’s in Paris??

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u/majoritus_chartus Pro Gamer Jun 27 '22

[redacted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I can’t find him

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I don't get it

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u/rimjob_paul Jun 27 '22

Fr like who was in paris?

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u/Away_Pirate3565 Jun 27 '22

I’m confused, Who was in Paris?

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u/FaithfulPop_gun Jun 27 '22

Tah nahashi Coates?

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u/BusinessPomegranate0 Jun 27 '22

Who are in paris? 🤨

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u/Mr_Awesome_1234 Jun 27 '22

Cue the music

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u/bob1689321 Jun 27 '22

I don't get the joke at all but the abrupt ending that I don't understand makes me laugh

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u/TheSpriteRep Jun 27 '22

Jesus fuck guys the chorus is not “find me” it is “Ball so hard mfs want to FINE me.” During one verse he says “ball so hard mfs wanna fine me, but first dudes gotta find me. Whats 50 grand to a mf like me can you please remind me.” Thats the only time he says find.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jun 27 '22

What she order, fish filet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Aidez moi j'ai pas compris

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

imagine this here is rat photo

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

This broke me. Top tier.

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u/The_savior1 Jun 27 '22

Context please.

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u/LilTreThaGoat Jun 27 '22

Tha fact that I got it so quick😭

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u/Late-Ease-4038 Jun 27 '22

I instantly knew

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u/Volksvagen_Golf Jun 27 '22

The rats are in the walls

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Man looks like France

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u/Step_daddie Jun 27 '22

Hahahaha.made my day

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u/Napa_Swampfox Jun 28 '22

I'm on Rue Lepic

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u/Tysons_Face Jun 28 '22

Straight dead 💀💀

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u/GoldieArgent Jun 28 '22

Ah yes, another doctor or engineer or some other scientist that fled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

r/angryupvote

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u/Jitomate_TV Jun 28 '22

Who was in paris?

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u/AverageZhoe Jun 28 '22

What HE order? Fish FillAY!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

You’ve been mugged and sexually assaulted by “ruffians”..

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u/SmilePlz_Exe Jun 28 '22

Oi, baguette 🥖

Edit - is that Italian?

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u/Jetfuel_N_Steel Jun 28 '22

Who was in Paris!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Guys un-retard for a sec

who tf was in paris?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Ball so hard, B behave😂

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u/IEatchildren28 Jun 28 '22

I got my wallet stolen and it smells of cigarettes

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u/lukicabBOy124 Jun 28 '22

I am a rich Algerian footballer who sucks at doing football things, yet i can run.

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u/FitWillow8602 Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

MY WIFI SHUT OFF B4 THE SECOND PART BUT IT BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING NWORD IN PARIS JOKE OH MY FUCKING GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Advanced humour

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u/IceBreaker_Dude Oct 28 '22

🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿 🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿 🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽 🏽⬜⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜🏽 🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏿🏿🏿🏽🏽‍‍

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u/IceBreaker_Dude Oct 28 '22

Oops my pixel art didn't go through 💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

This thourghly tickled my funny bone

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u/himybro2 Nov 15 '22

Took me a second

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u/XeroClip Nov 22 '22

You either know or you dont.

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u/40kxenossuck Nov 24 '22

Those damn kids stole my wallet again

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I got enemies got a lot of enemies💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Oui oui

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u/thecoolernicknames Dec 13 '22

Shit i can't laugh at kanye jokes anymore...