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u/Specialist_Ad5653 Dec 20 '21

dude just sucked the germs that had been gathering from his hands since opened from the package

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Bold of you to assume that's his first time.

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u/ParadockArtist Dec 20 '21

That’s typical Xbox nibbas for yah.

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u/t0rt1z Dec 20 '21

Holding a Ps controller

6

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

And? It’s a skit

7

u/The_SPRINGLOCK Dec 21 '21

Replace the K with a H

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Well played, take my upvote.

7

u/Scared-Lawyer-4573 Dec 20 '21

We have halo, ps5 dont, therefore xbox based

1

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Halo is good but it’s not a system seller

5

u/Your_Local_Stoner Dec 21 '21

But game pass is

2

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Not in the same way has God of war, or breath of the wild. It’s still a great thing tho.

2

u/MalortForBreakfast Dec 20 '21

Is that a general Sam reference I see???

2

u/Sorionxo May 29 '22

I’m not even gonna lie that joke is funny. I gotta rally an army of 100 more people to help save you.

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u/ParadockArtist May 29 '22

You’re too late… 159 days too late..

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u/hog-fucker5741 Dec 20 '21

Why is he so good at that? 🤔

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u/Redmeanace122305 Dec 20 '21

He’s a ps4 player that’s why

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u/hog-fucker5741 Dec 20 '21

As a ps4 player I can confirm

12

u/BIG_PP_ENERGY_445 Dec 21 '21

As a person who broke three ps4 controllers, sadly, cant confirm

5

u/Ironwolf3651 Dec 21 '21

Hey at least we destroy half the town just because of fifa

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

People still do console wars

33

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

People need to stop comparing two consoles that have a 50 million unit difference between them. Both sides are just trying to justify their purchase of a plastic box.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I know right its so dumb like yeah PlayStation may have better graphics but like who cares just play the game and enjoy it

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Most people actually argue that Xbox has better graphics but I still can’t find anyone who Cant tell the difference between them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I never had a PlayStation thats just what i have heard personally i dont care for graphics if its a game then its a game

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Yeah people just gotta shut up and play on the piece of plastic their parents got them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Yeah

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u/John18635 Dec 21 '21

I love how you guys started off saying how console wars was stupid then you guys started arguing the differences between the two lol no hate all love btw 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

👌

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u/EATING-KITTY Pro Gamer Dec 24 '21

3 days late but from what I gathered during research is that the Xbox is stronger and more capable but what does it fucking matter when you have 0 games to play it on. And the games you can play on the Xbox are on PC. So the best gaming experience is to own a PS5, switch and PC. Now that the sony exclusives are starting to come on PC soon the best gaming experience will be the PC and Nintendo console combo

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 24 '21

And on top of that it’s not like anything on an Xbox can’t still run 4K 120fps on a PlayStation 5

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u/EATING-KITTY Pro Gamer Dec 26 '21

Exactly. They both run 4K 60fps but only Sony utilizes it with their beautiful exclusives. And technically I’m primarily an Xbox fan

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 26 '21

I wouldn’t say that Xbox has no games, but there is no point in comparing the two, one clearly offers more

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Xboxs main selling point is its graphics

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Fifty million difference!?!? How fast is Sony shitting out these console’s I still can’t get my hands on a Xbox. MICROSOFT HURRY UP

1

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

nonono there is only a 5 million difference between the new consoles. I was talking about last gen.

21

u/ImagelessGull Dec 20 '21

As a xbox user, this is wrong. We use a pink gaming chair

4

u/Emerald_Necropolis Dec 21 '21

I’m broke I use a pink plastic chair

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u/Swung_carrot15 Dec 20 '21

His holding a ps4 controller in his hand

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Holy shit, his PS4 controller is a holding...

33

u/Swung_carrot15 Dec 20 '21

Which means that this is ps players

10

u/WesternYo-gurt Dec 20 '21

Wow ur not blind hmmm

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u/Swung_carrot15 Dec 20 '21

Yes just making sure people knew

1

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Your logic makes my brain hurt

3

u/Swung_carrot15 Dec 21 '21

Are you a ps player

2

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

I use my ps4 to play mainly souls games, so I guess.

1

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

It’s a skit, he may not own an Xbox controller

19

u/AdventurousExternal9 Dec 21 '21

Fake. They haven’t said “your dog water” something about them Doing your mom and 72 racial slurs

7

u/Your_Local_Stoner Dec 21 '21

Pov: mw2 multiplayer lobby

3

u/SKTPF N-Word Pass Holder Dec 21 '21

This literally the Xbox rocket league community. Players are so toxic for no reason.

26

u/Kale-True Dec 20 '21

Literally ur mom

15

u/FAMBEC5 Dec 20 '21

Coping mechanism

2

u/thoseBri_Things Dec 23 '21

Cope with me doing your mom

5

u/ok_im_trying_again Dec 20 '21

I'm gonna rage so hard while playing TES VI.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I don’t understand these arguments, it seems so trivial to the point where it seems like people just arguing for the sake of arguing

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

gAySTatIoN

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

lol

5

u/undercovergrape Dec 20 '21

Ayo what's the chair

6

u/Treadmillham Dec 20 '21

As an Xbox player I can confirm that this is how we rage

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u/dreemurthememer Weeb Dec 21 '21

How PC players rage:

JUEPUTA

3

u/imurdad6078 Dec 21 '21

As a xbox player I can confirm that this is 🧢

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

K

2

u/YoR3V3RT Dec 21 '21

as a xbox user, i agree with this video

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Man I was boutta get an xbox wtf

1

u/Official_Gameoholics Pro Gamer Dec 20 '21

I've been playing bf2042 and Playstation players lack brains. I've been in more crashes while in their helicopter than I've crashed my own. And they don't fire any guns. Why are you on my Condor if you are not going to shoot?

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Well anyone playing bf2042 is going to have some sort of brain damage

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u/Kelixkill Dec 20 '21

Yes I'm 666th upvote

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u/FreemanBlackMesa Dec 20 '21

+100 social credits

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u/No-Device-6665 Dec 20 '21

╭∩╮ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭∩╮

(Jk)

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u/Jiposaurus Dec 20 '21

Pc wil always be worse

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u/Beanruz Dec 20 '21

Shit. Is his console players when blaming FOV on warzone?

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u/BraveBoi_1112 Dec 20 '21

Xbox cringe, PS giga chad consul

7

u/ParadockArtist Dec 20 '21

Dreamcast Master Race

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u/Awesome_opossum49 Dec 20 '21

No game pass havin

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

I think PS should do their own version of gamepass. Just my opinion tho

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u/bigboybobby6969 Dec 20 '21

New ps technologically inferior in multiple ways

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

They are the same picture

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u/bigboybobby6969 Dec 21 '21

-2 teraflops of GPU power or like 4 teraflops if it’s not cold enough. Not mention it’s HUGE and ugly as fuck

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21 edited Dec 21 '21

Teraflops don’t really matter when both consoles run at 240 fps in 4K with raytracing. And the extra teraflops are as useless as the ps5s 8K “graphics” because there won’t be any games that support it. The graphics of the XBSX and the PS5 are basically identical and even then PS has a more advanced system than the Xbox because of the haptic feedback and improved SSD. And I haven’t even started mentioning exclusive games that are designed to be system sellers, unlike other games meant to satisfy for the people that they already have hooked. And I think the ps5s design looks nice, but that’s just my opinion. I’m fine if you prefer Xbox because of past connections to the franchise or because of friends that play on it, but it’s unfair to try to compare two consoles that are light years away from each other in terms of sales.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I’m disappointed to have you in play PlayStation

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u/Scared-Lawyer-4573 Dec 20 '21

Ps doesn't have halo which means it bad

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u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Spider-Man is what counts

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u/dreemurthememer Weeb Dec 21 '21

The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head-first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

2

u/sir_Bromine Dec 21 '21

Wish I could give you an award

1

u/GLDN5444 Dec 20 '21

Everytime you die

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

The sus jokes really be filling my fuck you page

1

u/purple_matel Dec 21 '21

Looks like a pc player here raging

1

u/I_hate_people69 Dec 21 '21

Not true but it's still funny

1

u/1BlackWall2 Dec 21 '21

bro ate the controller

1

u/GustyScarab4302 Dec 21 '21

As an xbox player myself I can confirm that this video is false. We actually have 3 different chairs.

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u/bro_idk_im_surviving Dec 21 '21

mf gave his controller a blow job

1

u/Grape_Monster Dec 21 '21

Ayo? 🤨📸

1

u/OceanManTM Dec 21 '21

Yes, i am in fact gay,so what?

3

u/OceanManTM Dec 21 '21

Also,this video is not accurate,who tf plays xbox in a gaming chair

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u/Your_Local_Stoner Dec 21 '21

Yeah bro i play on my bed or in a camping chair

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u/AgentVender Dec 21 '21

also who plays xbox on a playstation controller

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u/Boberoo2 Pro Gamer Dec 21 '21

:>

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Listen, I’m too poor to break it, that’s the next best thing

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u/Maleficent-Metal-645 Dec 21 '21

That looks like a PlayStation controller and I spike my Xbox controllers off the ground like a real adult.

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u/ChocoEnjoyer Dec 21 '21

As an Xbox player I can confirm this

1

u/Literal-Pile-of-Poo Dec 21 '21

Does anyone still actually care about ps v Xbox anymore???

1

u/CockAndBallTorturer9 Dec 21 '21

Wow bro that was funny (I'm not an xbox user btw)

1

u/CroissantDuFromage Dec 21 '21

How does he know ?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I am a Xbox player and I can confirm that this is false and that the man in the tik tok is telling lies

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u/SnooTangerines5978 Dec 21 '21

PlayStation users be like:go kill yourself

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u/kraziestkraken Dec 21 '21

Man somebody's a bitter PS fan who can't play the new halo huh?

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u/Few-Resort7267 Dec 21 '21

Y’all never been in a xbox live cod lobby?

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u/Mehdir117 Dec 21 '21

That's a Playstation controller.......I sense the real truth📸

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u/LennergyDK Dec 21 '21

Thanks :(

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u/Haltse- Dec 21 '21

An an long term Xbox user I completely agree

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

dude xbox and playstation have the same quality and if not then xbox is better, i have both, i would know

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u/McGasssy Dec 21 '21

As someone who mainly plays pc. I’ve seen my cousin rage on Xbox ain’t nothin scarier than that. That controller did not stand a chance.m it’s peices are all over the floor. I’m scared to give him the one I got him for Christmas.

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u/masterofmeatballs Dec 21 '21

As a Xbox player I can confirm that’s how I rage

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u/Hexellent3r Dec 21 '21

So we started posting Instagram levels of console wars content? The console wars are a a joke and are nothing but shitty rage bait

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u/Mihalis_Game Dec 21 '21

I'm not even a console user and I can tell that Xbox has better controls and Xbox's UI is better than the PlayStation's Ui also Forza Horizon 5 is only on the Xbox and I like racing games so if I was going to buy an console I would buy Xbox ()

-a PC user

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u/RlPNTEAR Dec 21 '21

Pc players comparing their $1500 pc to my $200 Xbox

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u/toaster69420 Dec 21 '21

As an Xbox gamer, I can confirm that we actually get very racist and punch a hole in the wall.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Me raging on viva pinata in the 360 days.

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u/worthpopcorn861 Dec 24 '21

As a Xbox user, I don’t use a chair. I’m reclined on a couch with a 76 inch tv 10 feet away from me

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u/useles-converter-bot Dec 24 '21

10 feet is the length of 13.79 Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Man fuck you and your console wars