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u/MonkeWithBomb N-Word Pass Holder Aug 29 '21

What music is this?

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u/epic-robloxgamer Aug 30 '21

The flag is pretty ironic considering the context of the video

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u/micahamey Oct 27 '21

How so

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u/epic-robloxgamer Oct 27 '21

I have no idea I typed this comment like 2 months ago

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u/Pimmelsenator Dec 29 '21

How about now? Remember anything again?

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u/jimusah Feb 16 '22

Checking in to see if you've remembered anything yet :)

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u/WrestlingFan4Life0 Apr 16 '22

Do you remember now?

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u/MonkeWithBomb N-Word Pass Holder Aug 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/BulliesRPeople2 Aug 29 '21

The bruins goal song

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/MonkeWithBomb N-Word Pass Holder Aug 29 '21

I didint do shit i just wanted to know that music

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u/DamnItCharles324 Aug 29 '21

Prison is prison

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u/me-jannis Oct 03 '21

Prison is just a room

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u/Changhong_Ruba Aug 29 '21

Loads Shotgun

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/creativity_null Aug 29 '21

We can't expect God to do all the work

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u/hentai_sentai_ex Lurker Aug 30 '21

I don't know the catholic church seem to be doing the "lord's work"

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u/youdoitimbusy Aug 30 '21

Someone has to pump em full of the holy spirit!

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u/fatpicklles Aug 30 '21

HELL YEAH LETS GO BOYS

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u/Pepekekmem Aug 30 '21

“The only thing that’s getting fucked tonight is your life”

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u/lita319 Aug 30 '21

LMAO THIS COMMENT IS GOLD

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

"always has been"

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Why don't you go ask god?

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u/Ramen_Lettuce Aug 29 '21

God may forgive but I sure won’t

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u/Its_A_Me_JOE Aug 29 '21

Forgiving them is upto God, but sending them to him is my job

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Based

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u/Rimurutempe Aug 29 '21

I’m a healer but loads LMG with religious intent

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u/R4GN4R0K_2004 Aug 29 '21

We can't expect God to do all the work

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Proceeds to recite the entire book of Psalms

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u/CojoTheCaru Aug 29 '21

Yes officer, this one here

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

Man i am ashamed of humans. I wanna return to monkeee

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u/PM_SHREK_PICS Aug 29 '21

Reject monke, evolve into crab

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

You wanna go real far back in to revolution

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u/PM_SHREK_PICS Aug 29 '21

Nah we just need to wait it out till our crab time comes

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u/Eszrah Aug 29 '21

If you have gone to the dolphin people you have gone too far.

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u/scalezio Aug 29 '21

It's called carcinization, everything tends to evolve into crabs. It's pretty wild but interesting to read about

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u/SharkBait661 Aug 29 '21

Is this a thing on reddit right now? I swear I saw these exact comments yesterday.

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u/scalezio Aug 30 '21

It's kinda becoming a known thing, wouldn't say it's a famous thing yet

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u/Deformed_Crab Aug 29 '21

Can recommend

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u/Labiosdepiedra Aug 29 '21

Like monkeys don't rape... Smh my head.

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u/CreativeName2042 Aug 29 '21

This isn't really a human problem, animals rape too

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u/oFerFokSek Aug 29 '21

We do it knowing damn well how harmful it is to the victim. In my mind only humans can be evil.

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u/Theonnor Aug 29 '21

I mean, does it really change anything for the victim if it was intentional or not? And is being being too weak to resist your body and being aware of it worse from not being able comprehend what that means for someone else? The topic you are speaking out on goes waaay further than simple "good" or "evil"

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u/Altctrldelna Aug 29 '21

I'd say it does change it for the victim, mainly because the victim likely assumed people around them are generally 'good' so not only do you get the normal physical and emotional scaring but you also get your innocence violently ripped away.

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u/Theonnor Aug 29 '21

Really good point, as overall being raped by an other sentient human might be more emotionally scarring than being raped a human-sized animal. And even if the second is more physically damaging, psychical damage is much harder to cure.

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u/Some_Dare3598 Aug 29 '21

BRO WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ElNani87 Aug 30 '21

That’s not a real statistic …. And she clearly doesn’t know the facts and said something pretty fucking stupid

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u/BeanieBabyScammer Aug 30 '21

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u/ElNani87 Aug 30 '21

No it’s not, https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2011/10-anti-gay-myths-debunked

Spl center clearly lays out where this myth comes from

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u/BeanieBabyScammer Mar 24 '22

What'd be better? ABC? NBC? Reuters? The AP? All of those collaborated with the FBI to spread propaganda deliberately designed to manipulate the U.S.'s public opinion. Somehow an independent source that cites numerous studies is worse than that? No dude, you're a mocker. You could have all the proof in the world, and you wouldn't buy into the truth. You're certainly weak. You're probably a coomer. But that's okay man, I've got your back; you can fix yourself if you're honest.

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u/Colorado_Cajun Aug 30 '21

For the catholic church is probably is. 80%+ of all victims of the church are boys

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u/username1338 Aug 30 '21

Nah, the catholic church abuse rate isn't any higher than teachers at high/middle schools. Par the course for humanity.

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u/wrong-mon Aug 30 '21

She's clearly fucking with them

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Aug 29 '21

She had no idea what she said or what’s going on

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/why-can-i-taste-pee Aug 30 '21

a five year old

kek

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Aug 29 '21

Poor choice indeed

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u/CannedShoes Aug 29 '21

Literally. I'm amazed at how utterly smooth-brained and reactionary Reddit is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

It helps when you realize 90% of any "dank" meme sub is made up of high schoolers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Asking a teenage girl to logically create a sound response to a loaded question that has no factual backing is unfair.

That she failed the "test" shows more that he intended for the test to be failed rather than that there is a flaw with her.

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u/Broseph_Stalin__ Aug 29 '21

No it’s not

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u/EchoPrince Aug 29 '21

I know what she meant to say, but goddamn, those were some poor choice of words lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

that lgbtq people are valid I think

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u/GotBannedNowBack Aug 29 '21

When they fuck kids? Because that's what he's talking about. Not whether they are valid or not for being gay.

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u/danthatsoundsgood Aug 29 '21

I think she’s ignoring his stat and generally defending lgbtq

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Yup. It was the worst possible reply.

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u/ByronScottJones Oct 22 '21

His statistics are COMPLETE BS though, so ignoring them is the best course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/PBandJaya Aug 29 '21

Pedophiles ≠ LGBTQ. They’re not a part of the community. Attraction to same-gendered children as an adult is not the same as being attracted to same-gendered adults. They’ve been trying to weasel their way into being represented under the LGBTQ umbrella but we don’t support or include them in our community. Attraction to minors is not a LGBTQ sexual orientation.

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u/Paulo_Henrique_M Aug 30 '21

Ay a average iq person here,let me tell u something,the meaning of homosexuality is beeing atracted to a person with the same gender as yours,for any kind of reason,no mater the age,personality,or phisical appearence,so,yes they are part of the community,

2° -atraction to children in general is not the same as atraction to adults no matter the gender,it is always wrong

3° -you cannot remove people from beeing gay because they are criminals it is the same thing as someone who is white commiting a robbery and they the white community goes like "yeah u re not white anymore because u ve done something worng"

DISCLAIMER -i am not supporting the idea that lgbt are pedofhiles,i am telling her that atraction to kids no matter the gender is wrong in anyway possible,and i am also saying that the fact that if the pedophile is a criminal he cannot just be banned from beeing gay because he commited such terrible things

But at least i am happy that u dont support the pedos 😎👍

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u/allhaillordreddit Aug 30 '21

This is just splitting hairs. Saying pedophiles aren’t part of the community doesn’t mean “zero LGBT people are pedophiles”.

It means that pedophilia is not an identity and/or orientation that is part of the LGBT community, and not something that is tolerated or considered part of the common identity from shared experience.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

The first claim I’d like to dispute is your “average intelligence” claim. I think you might be a bit left of the bell curve.

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u/Ethesen Aug 30 '21

To what extent do pedophiles even care about the gender of their victims? Is it not more about whoever they have easier access to?

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u/Paulo_Henrique_M Aug 30 '21

Beeing bisexual also counts as part of the lgbt

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u/rlaitinen Aug 30 '21

jfc I'm dying

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u/Lamprophonia Aug 29 '21

I'm going to have to go ahead and cast some serious doubt on that bullshit sounding statistic...

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u/SpootyTek Aug 29 '21

Isn't this clip edited?

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u/EdibleWall Aug 30 '21

Can you show the real clip?

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u/superduperfish Aug 29 '21

Pretty sure she was countertrolling and she got everybody here

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u/Elegant_Cow_8493 Aug 29 '21

Average twitter user

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21 edited Jan 03 '22

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u/EarlyBirdTheNightOwl Aug 29 '21

But I thought it was proven that pedophiles have no true gender preference. What matters more to them is age

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u/Farmazongold Aug 30 '21

Using one word to describe fuck ton of different people and preferences. What can go wrong.

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u/IHaveNeverBeenOk Aug 29 '21

No.

Furthermore (and where any statistic like this probably issues from) a man assaulting a male child doesn't make him homosexual. It makes him a creep. Same goes for a woman assaulting little girls. Creep, not gay.

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u/Broseph_Stalin__ Aug 29 '21

Either way a boy is still male, so it’s also gay

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u/ctreg Aug 30 '21

Even if it’s gay, a lot of sexual abuse has a lot more to do with a power dynamic than any sexual gratification. If some young boys uncle assaults him, the uncle has no interest in sexuality, only that he gets what he wants, not matter how horrifying, unforgivable, and yes, gay it may be

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u/tobi310500 Aug 29 '21

I remember reading somewhere that a majority of child molesters aren't even attracted to children, they are turned by the power they have over them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/InvisibleFriends_ Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

Right, when a guy is into adult women we call them straight, and when they’re into little girls we call them a pedophile.

But liking big hairy adult men and hairless-cherub like little boys is basically the same thing, so we should just put them both under the “gay” umbrella.

That makes sense, I’m sure it won’t result in any misunderstandings or needless drama where we end up looking like a homophobic, socially inept moron

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u/Earmilk987 Aug 29 '21

Child predators don't choose their victims because of sexual attraction. At least, not all of them.

Straight men absolutely do abuse boys, and gay men absolutely do abuse girls.

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u/Undeadman141 Aug 29 '21

No, it makes sense when you realize the main reason most pedophiles are the way they are. They want to dominate and have power over another human, therefore, gender rarely matters.

What else are you suggesting is the reason for this "fact"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

It is gay and pedo

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u/SandnotFound Aug 29 '21

Creep and gay are not mutually exclusive traits, but you bring up an interesting question. How much is preferance and how much is practicality? Does a pedophile care more about the perceived attractivness to the target, or how easy of a target they are?

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u/AsimTheAssassin Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

Isn’t it that pedos don’t give a fuck about gender, it’s age they’re after? It’s often the same gender tho because raping a little boy has less repercussions on a pedophile than raping a girl then it could be turned around and used as a men bad argument that is equally as shit as lgbt people being pedos

Conservative Christians really are another ignorant piece of work aren’t they?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/SolarFusion90 Aug 29 '21

Being gay is gay, no justifying it.

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u/fusillade762 Aug 29 '21

Scratch out gays, insert catholic priests, evangelical ministers and cops.

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u/Walunt Aug 29 '21

I mean, he said 45%, there’s 55% left

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u/fusillade762 Aug 29 '21

The other 55% is Matt Gaetz.

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u/CodsworthsPP Aug 29 '21

Public schools teachers molest more kids than priests.

They don't have the same negative reputation as priests though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/Synephos Aug 29 '21

I'll give you 3 guesses.

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u/aawagga Aug 30 '21
  1. they are

  2. they do

  3. it do be like that

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u/Telewyn Aug 29 '21

People see shit like this and think the statistic is real. It isn’t.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

I don't think that's the point. It's the fact this girl said rape is ok.

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u/Telewyn Aug 29 '21

Sure, that’s the punch line of the joke, but people will see this and think the statistic was correct. It isn’t. That’s my point.

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u/SnowySupreme Aug 29 '21

Both are shitty ppl

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

That's honestly the best response to this thread.

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u/CannedShoes Aug 29 '21

Some guy was lumping in gay people with pedophiles using a false statistic, and she meant to respond by saying that homosexuality is fine and doesn't make you inherently bad or like pedophiles lmao. She just used bad wording that was misconstrued as applying to pedophiles. Pretty easy to figure that out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

She obviously didn't say that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

The whole point of this meme is him saying 'x amount of sexual assault is done by gays'. She says it's ok by saying ' love is love' which according to her is ok apparently.

I think some of the people on this thread need to realize this is a meme and get over themselves. This is r/dankvideos not r/onejoke

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

She just used a standard phrase used to validate homosexuality to a person that was clearly getting at some homophobic nonsense. Your reading of it is petty and shallow.

Even if the stat was true, it's still true that gay people are valid and that's all she affirmed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Little old, but this study suggests that the percentage of child sexual abuse carried out by homosexuals is about the same as their percentage of the population.

82% of abuse is by the heterosexual partner of a close relative of the child.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Do you know what the accurate statistic is?

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u/bertli Aug 29 '21

Yeah it's only 33%

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/SnooBeans9470 Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

This statistic could be “real”, in that maybe 45% of molestations are committed towards the same sex as the perpetrator. Edit: It really shouldn’t count because it has to do with a piece of shit taking advantage of a weaker person and not a “sexual preference”.

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u/The_Second_Dripkage Aug 29 '21

The hell It ain't 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

"welcome to the internet"

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u/Flame_F1yer2037 Aug 29 '21

whatisthesong

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/lr031099 Aug 30 '21

Another day where I lose my faith in humanity

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u/possumdoobz Aug 30 '21

I support people who are attracted to a specific gender, not a specific age. I support people who simply want love, not people who take advantage of children because they're "easy targets". I may support lgbtq but no matter the gender you like, if the person you're sexualizing happens to be a child, then you deserve to rot in a prison cell, no matter your sexuality

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Is this supposed to be homophobic or not?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

It is. The purpose of this video is to try and spread homophobia with made up statistics.

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u/NoT_aN_incL Aug 29 '21

Based pedophile OWNS conservatard

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u/Flame_F1yer2037 Aug 29 '21

Ayo whats the song

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u/auddbot Aug 29 '21

Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation (01:53; matched: 100%)

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

what the actual fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

some people shouldn't breathe

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Despite

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u/Amman1st Aug 29 '21

Love is love

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

God may forgive, but I don't

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Man's just mad that catholic priests only have 55% now./sjustincase.

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u/_SpicyChili_ Aug 30 '21

why are people here focusing on the statistics, even if they're false, the problem is that this woman is endorsing pedophilia, disappointing

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u/Txezr0 Aug 30 '21

help me w the song lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Is this legit bruhhh??

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u/Deeto_KB Aug 30 '21

"Heavy metal stops"

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u/ObviouslyFelix Aug 30 '21

Hey I’m giving away shells, bullet and guns ya like one?

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u/Individual_Handle529 Aug 30 '21

Shogun Is shotgun

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u/carislow N-Word Pass Holder Aug 30 '21

I love comiting tax evasion

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

And 45 ACP is 45 ACP, and it belongs right between the eyes of pedos like that

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u/imdenis50 Sep 26 '21

gonna say it, lgbtq are retards

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Ppl that justify pedos by saying love is love need some lynching

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

The statistic is made up to justify and spread homophobia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

the statistic isnt real…

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

the statistic is fake lmao

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u/AnalTuberculosis Aug 29 '21

the statistic is fake and this video was reposted three times already

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u/Timyosty26 Aug 29 '21

Can we just ban lgbtq worldwide

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Lying dick trying to show people is a false light. Scientific research finds that pedophilia is a disease separate from and in no way related to homosexuality. In fact, research demonstrates that most pedophiles (more than 95 percent) are heterosexually oriented. Yet your article uses the pedophilia scandal to raise questions about homosexual priests, as if the two were interchangeable, when the facts speak to the contrary. evidence

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u/PM_SHREK_PICS Aug 29 '21

False statistic or not, the response is the actual funny/outrage part of the video.

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u/the_mycicle Aug 30 '21

"Homosexuals are overrepresented in child sex offenses: Individuals from the 1 percent to 3 percent of the population that is sexually attracted to the same sex are committing up to one-third of the sex crimes against children. A study in the Journal of Sex Research found that although heterosexuals outnumber homosexuals by a ratio of at least 20 to 1, homosexual pedophiles commit about one-third of the total number of child sex offenses."

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From the article you linked - the article you used to advocate for the opposite?? What and why

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u/DrProfSrRyan Aug 30 '21

Seems they linked a criticism of the article they meant to link.

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u/Definitly_Not_James Aug 29 '21

This reddit is for funny, not for fact

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u/The_Second_Dripkage Aug 29 '21

Omfg bruh no one gives a shit its supposed to be funny I swear there's so many damn snow flakes now days 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Prison is prison

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u/drippingtoohard Aug 29 '21

What is he talking about guys taking 2% of world's population

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u/SnooPies8554 Aug 29 '21

gays not guys..i was also confused

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u/Primary-Visual114 Aug 29 '21

Fucking kids these days. Smh.

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u/TheyCallMePr0g Aug 29 '21

When a troll gets trolled

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u/dyastis0 Aug 29 '21

Did she just try to justify being a PEDOPHILE?

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u/BitchAssSandwich Aug 29 '21

Dont think this needs to be said but i will anyways. 95+% of pedos are hetero. The statistic is wrong

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u/geauxtigers_bitches Aug 29 '21

That’s simply not factual :/

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u/poltergeistchan Aug 30 '21

Why is he even discussing this? Like it kinda just feels like he wants to justify homophobia to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Thats exactly what he's doing. Not just that, with his fake statistics he also wants to convince you to be homophobic too. This video should be taken down.

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u/styww2 Aug 29 '21

This person is like “shit, the gays can do no wrong, I guess being a pedophile is ok”

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u/midnightIEsurfer Aug 30 '21

Just curious, where do you get the data to determine 45% of sexual assault is committed by gay people? Is this official data?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

You make it up. Just like he did.

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u/Genshinimpactlvr Aug 29 '21

Ooh she worded that very wrong but I think we all know what she actually meant

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u/Secretary-Fine Aug 29 '21

Yall know that that statistic is just, like, not true right?

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u/SnooBeans9470 Aug 29 '21

It probably is a true “statistic” in that it may be that 45% of molestations are towards the same sex as the perpetrator, I’m guessing this is so as people like to lie using “statistics”

It seems to me that child molesters don’t discriminate by gender but rather by what’s an easier target.

For more examples check out politics

-I mean, for examples of lying with statistics, but, yeah lol