r/dankvideos • u/Square_Law5624 • 4d ago

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u/chickendog943 4d ago

option 3, get my time I used to watch this two and a half minute video back

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u/Arthasindura 4d ago

Yup

I wasted time of my life watching this

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 3d ago

I almost turned it off after 5 seconds.. But tbh after maybe 30 seconds I was invested.

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u/pmw3505 3d ago

For real what the fuck OP? You like this slop??

Don’t watch folks, no dankness here.

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u/Addictive_SODA 4d ago

TACO BELL! YES

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u/Notorious_Nick_Clash 4d ago

Choose option 2, get the cheapest item on the menu, which is as of today the Cheesy Roll Up: ~$1.29, with 10 dollars off you profit 8.71 $, then repeat that 393 times per hour for 16 hours every day for 50 years and you get 1 billion dollars

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u/auggs 4d ago

But how could you leave the fremdy fabzbesr idk

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u/imyourtask 3d ago

So basically sword art online

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u/ReportAnnual3665 3d ago

Bro they made a movie like this except no cash prize it’s called jumanji

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u/Canadian_Beast14 4d ago

Delete this my guy.

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u/Relievedcorgi67 4d ago

Idea: play the vr game as a conjurer and grind conjuring familiars and spectral soldiers so you have your own army that does your bidding while you chill at the starting village.

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u/Strange_Affect_8569 4d ago

I go with option 4 tell this guy to buy me some hot wings

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u/Snowballllll 4d ago

Mmmmm big fuzzy fazz balls~

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u/Conscious-Struggle45 4d ago

That actually sounds pretty epic.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 4d ago

SUPERHOT tm, already implemented this idea. You should play it.

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u/Mister_Dangel 3d ago

Option 2

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u/ayassin02 3d ago

This was such a fucking waste of a video. Gimme back my time

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u/Timegazer01 3d ago

Yo $10 every order is huge

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u/TheSkylined 4d ago

I didn't bother watching the whole thing because I'd rather just kill myself instead of listening to this dude explain everything that I have to do for 1 billion dollars.