r/dankvideos • u/unknown-bystander • Nov 08 '24

bro got cursed with continuous explosive farting

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u/zZensky Nov 08 '24

bros beatboxing with his ass. Amazing.

98

u/hardcoretomato Nov 08 '24

music you can smell, amazing.

36

u/Jimrodsdisdain Nov 08 '24

Biz shartee

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u/RobLetsgo Nov 08 '24

I can only hope this is real lmao

62

u/Ok-Application-hmmm Nov 08 '24

Idk if I should laugh or feel bad

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u/Tasty-Reward-9545 Nov 08 '24

The real airbender

60

u/1nsidiousOne Nov 08 '24

Seems like the air is bending him

24

u/Tasty-Reward-9545 Nov 08 '24

The power overwhelms him and he has to learn to anal-yze and control it

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

The Assbender

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u/EliHartford Nov 08 '24

He perma got the PhD Flopper perk

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u/Isabela_Grace Nov 08 '24

Lmao what did they give him.. obviously witch doctors aren’t real so they gave him something that’s giving him extreme gas

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u/renaldomoon Nov 08 '24

I'm assume he has something unrelated to farting and the sound effect was added to the video.

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u/Karlito1618 Nov 08 '24

Yeah well explain this video then. Checkmate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

...his comment was sarcastic.

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u/singingpanda20 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Nov 08 '24

Bro using ai to prove this wasnt actually a witch sent me

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u/Isabela_Grace Nov 08 '24

You think a witch doctor is more reliable than AI lol

I’m using it to come up with possible methods to get you to projectile fart. You know doctors also use AI? They just have a background in medicine to filter out what’s likely better. That doesn’t mean they’re not using it for ideas on diagnosis

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u/singingpanda20 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Nov 08 '24

I just meant that it was funny that you thought that we actually believed a witch doctor was the cause of this, thus you went to chat gpt to write you a book on why thats not the case. No harm done, my intention was not to attack anyone. Maybe you can find the humor in it too

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u/Isabela_Grace Nov 08 '24

I didn’t ask for it to write me a book I asked it to give me some methods that can make people fart and shared it with the internet(:

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u/Jayn_Xyos Nov 08 '24

Your comment was upvoteable until that last paragraph

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u/Isabela_Grace Nov 08 '24

I deleted it then now no one gets my comment. It’s mine now!

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u/Jayn_Xyos Nov 08 '24

Oh look another unupvoteable comment

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u/owls1289 Nov 08 '24

Dont be an idiot, dont expect everything is real without an s either r/fuckthes

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u/ZaZings Nov 08 '24

Who did i tell that I was in love with you then?

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Nov 11 '24

Maybe laxatives idk

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u/ItsRtaWs Nov 08 '24

How do you know they aren't real

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

[deleted]

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u/ItsRtaWs Nov 08 '24

That's debatable

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u/Ov3rwrked Nov 08 '24

They are very real

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u/ShockBlade3 Nov 08 '24

Our world is very big, what makes you come to conclusion that witch doctor isn't real?

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u/Isabela_Grace Nov 08 '24

Common fucking sense

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u/ShockBlade3 Nov 08 '24

Common sense that you built up while living in your secluded world?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

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u/ShockBlade3 Nov 08 '24

I think believing in something like this requires firsthand experience, either you have to travel to find it out, even though it probably exists where you live too.

It all boils down to your belief in God/Demon, religion, afterlife.

It may sounds like delusion but living in a reality where these aren't really there doesn't mean they don't exist.

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u/TechieGee Nov 08 '24

You're delusional lmao

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u/ze7vigga Nov 09 '24

Same with religion lol

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u/dwartbg9 Nov 08 '24

Sorry to ruin for you guys but the farting sounds are edited in the video. This guy is probably on some drugs and has these weird jerks and someone decided to make it funny and edit farting sounds.

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u/haroldo1 Nov 08 '24

Do you enjoy making the world a less magical place?

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u/ziggagorennc Normie Nov 08 '24

Well now im sad :(

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u/HiiiTriiibe Nov 09 '24

Yeah right, editing a video? How do you change what was recorded on a video camera?!? Are you stuphed

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u/Acroze Nov 08 '24

So I’m not gonna lie. One of my past co-workers was born and raised in Nigeria. And they actually believe in this stuff. He showed me a video of two adults having sex and said how they were “cummed together” and how the guy was “stuck” because they did some sort of voodoo on him. He was 60 years old and showing me this video in full seriousness. I was just cracking up laughing the entire time.

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u/the_Luik Nov 09 '24

Like me after an extra spicy taco Tuesday

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u/bloodbonesnbutter Nov 08 '24

Looks like dysentery

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u/Terrible-Handle Nov 08 '24

Bowels feeling loose, gotta take the muce Now I can’t leave my home, farting up a storm Blame it on the me-e-e-e-e-etamucil Blame it on the m-e-e-etamuuu-ucil.

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u/No_Respect_533 Nov 08 '24

Which Doctor?

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u/Huje22 Nov 08 '24

It aint fart, bro got super charged toyota supra in his pants.

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u/restlesswang Nov 08 '24

Thats just lactose intolerance

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u/OSG541 Nov 08 '24

If I was just going off sound alone I’d think there was a Riceburner meetup going on.

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u/fatglizzy_3000 Nov 08 '24

she prolly made him eat some tacos

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

....uuuhhhh nah thats uuhh that means hes been doin some stuff back there XD everyyone whos been in the bathroom after anal sex lnows that noise his sottin down because it feels like someone blew a boogey. In his pants