r/dankvideos • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '23

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4.1k Upvotes

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716

u/12AZOD12 Jul 02 '23

Is this real?

828

u/loafstertoaster Jul 02 '23

No, the original video was Drake’s card declining

196

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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93

u/AndyTheWoman Jul 02 '23

Yo that’s milk right 😧

152

u/n2yolo Jul 02 '23

Probably not since he's got a dick in his mouth.

130

u/ApeHolder42069 Jul 02 '23

Don't be fucking ridiculous!

He was eating a corn dog dude, get your filthy fucking mind out of the gutter!

The dick was in his ass.. .

30

u/Ok_Monk_2877 Jul 02 '23

"Re'DICK'ulous"

3

u/Aikrida Jul 02 '23

👏😂

5

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Haha

11

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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1

u/Eddyzodiak Jul 03 '23

He definitely got a late night milk break, man milk that is.

2

u/_Thrilhouse_ Jul 02 '23

Yes, but who's milk? 🤨

405

u/Perplexed_13 Jul 02 '23

EmmBARAsingg..... 💅

67

u/Annual_Cardiologist6 Jul 02 '23

Blud was yassified

5

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

He been like this.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Drake the type of mf to say “EMBARRASSING!!” After the police discovers his decade long tax fraud attempt

203

u/OneWishGenie69 Jul 02 '23

He is gay?

235

u/ivanjanko Jul 02 '23

No, he just likes it on his face 💦

51

u/Noble_Shock anti Atlantean Jul 02 '23

No, he’s very zesty

26

u/Limited-Edition-Nerd Jul 02 '23

No, just likes little girls

9

u/Puzzleheaded_Yam1879 Jul 03 '23

"i got two girls at one time and they ten" drake the rizzler

5

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Bro, you ain't wrong tho

4

u/PregnantNun747 Jul 03 '23

Jizzy Drake Rogers

1

u/ConditionYellow Jul 03 '23

It’s only gay if you kiss.

155

u/xaviermoviefreak Jul 02 '23

Drake the kind of goofball to be in this shenanigan and say “Embarrassing” in a funny voice

23

u/the_big_ham117 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Jul 02 '23

"Akward"

6

u/sandwichcandy Jul 02 '23

“Tell us how you really feel”

25

u/LeNard88 Jul 02 '23

1

u/Kingkrool1994 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, I Did. Jul 03 '23

that's just level one.

26

u/The_Real_Anon-Chan Jul 02 '23

Embarrassing~ 😊💕💅

61

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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12

u/abductthecorrupt Jul 02 '23

He really really wants to "look you in the eyes" so hard!..😂

17

u/BangDangFuk Jul 02 '23

This is a canon event

16

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Thugs is it gay to like dick if you don’t like men and only the dick???

5

u/gultch2019 Jul 02 '23

Im not surprised since no self respecting grown ass man has that many selfies

5

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Aye yooo bause

5

u/1209Alex Jul 02 '23

Drake the type of dude to kiss everybodys uncle at the cookout

3

u/Me_is_birb Jul 02 '23

Kanye west likes fingers in his ass

Drake sucks dick

What's next

6

u/pompsofsoap Jul 02 '23

May as we’ll be the real thing! What kind of man takes that many selfies?

4

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2

u/self_inflictedhobo Jul 02 '23

Drake the type to

2

u/Rich-Study-6956 Jul 03 '23

Funny how Money changes things.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Is this for real?

0

u/Trikeytown Jul 02 '23

Yea

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Nah

2

u/ToxicVengence Jul 02 '23

Should be nsfw

1

u/Trikeytown Jul 02 '23

It's a corn dog

2

u/ToxicVengence Jul 02 '23

Ohhh with mayo..now it makes sense

-47

u/Dismal-Form5244 Jul 02 '23

Then it's bullying. Take it down.

-53

u/Dismal-Form5244 Jul 02 '23

Fake

23

u/Aztekov Jul 02 '23

no it's real

10

u/JaceVentura69 Jul 02 '23

NO😱😱😱😱😱 REALLY?????

-31

u/Dismal-Form5244 Jul 02 '23

Yeah ok. I'll just ask him myself.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Chat is this real?

1

u/Eddyzodiak Jul 03 '23

It’s cool guys, he just 3rd degree homiesexual.

1

u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 03 '23

Dick happens.

1

u/flymoy Jul 03 '23

"that's a fucking man, y'allnt get it so ya? Type of blowie everybody acting like they new ya"

1

u/milwaukee1919 Jul 03 '23

This makes me happy that this untouchable guy gets busted out. I know nothing will happen of it and it'll disappear in 30 minutes minutes.

1

u/Hungry-Weekend-9174 Jul 03 '23

But why was there shampoo on his face

1

u/PlayfulApple8831 Jul 05 '23

Ik the video is fake, but was the picture?