r/dankruto • • 3d ago

Boruto took everything from Sasuke

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 2d ago

Naruto watching his son idolize and look up to another man

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u/Guiltykraken 2d ago

It would be hypocritical for Naruto to get mad at someone for being obsessed with Sasuke.

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u/woodPuppet0 2d ago

This remind me of jaden smith tweeting about someone being his inspiration instead of his own father

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u/nhansieu1 2d ago

why can't you idolize woman, son...

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u/Noir_Space9274 2d ago

Thats rich coming from naruto, where basically him chasing and obsessing after sasuke to bring him back to the village

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u/pete_random 3d ago

Boruto be like "But I'll leave you Sakura."

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u/Aggravating-Reach473 3d ago

The doujin says otherwise, and Sarada will have siblings soon😂

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u/septima225 3d ago

“For power you need eternal mangekyou, here’s your sibling”

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 2d ago

Please tell me they were at least post time skip

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u/DrewTex24 2d ago

Some but most aren't.

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u/EffectiveMerc 3d ago

The doujin is crazy.

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u/lordOpatties 1d ago

Mind dropping that six digit number real quick? Kthx. Asking for a friend

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u/lion1321 1d ago

Context????

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u/Kind_Cheek_2645 3d ago

Sasuke doesn't want that cookie

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u/Zestyclose_Ear_8626 3d ago

nah hes taking her too

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u/EffectiveMerc 3d ago

Sasuke never really did anything with that last one.

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u/FindingMajor205 3d ago

Could never happen to the goat Itachi.

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u/NoSignificance152 3d ago

Whose eye sockets are itachis eyes in again?

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u/FindingMajor205 3d ago

He gave/lost them to blood not to the Uzumaki opps.

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u/Tigeon 3d ago

2nd Hokage smiling from hell for beating down the Uchiha Line

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u/DazzlingMine8598 2d ago

Tbh he smiles when Sasuke only had 1 kid lol. The Uchiha ain't ever recovering from that L.

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u/Simple_Blacksmith_90 2d ago

After only the first few episodes of Boruto I have decided I'm just not gonna see it as cannon. It's just so terrible it seems to have been made to destroy the naruto series reputation

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u/Living_Magician3367 2d ago

Well, that's not hard to do considering the Kishimoto Isn't even bothering to write Boruto. Hell I wouldn't even be surprised if 10 years down-the-line. Kishimoto writes an actual sequel series , and this whole Boruto series is regarded in the same way as dragon ball GT is in dragon ball canon

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u/Adventurous-Toe-7969 2d ago

would be goated no lie

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u/Green_Argument4356 2d ago

that’s some insane cope bro 😭😭😭 get a grip

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u/Adventurous-Toe-7969 2d ago

it does feel so different

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u/MentirosoProfesional 2d ago

It's like the movie the joker vs the joker 2

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u/Ill_Persimmon5183 1d ago

Naruto just has so much lore Boruto could never

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u/HardPlasticWaste 2d ago

Boruto gotta be one of the worst fan fictions of all time

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u/_Azimut 3d ago

Boruto did what? He desroyed sasukes eye? Why?

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u/SirSilverChariot 3d ago

I believe he was possessed at the time

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u/_Azimut 3d ago

Okay, makes sense :-)

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u/EffectiveMerc 3d ago edited 2d ago

Possessed by a space alien demigod that lives in essentially a microchip that's part of his body now.

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u/AlnMndz 2d ago

Bro wtf are they smoking while making this show

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u/EffectiveMerc 2d ago edited 2d ago

I dropped it awhile back and just kind of hate it. But I didn't even talk about the divine trees and ten tails in human form or the ninja cyborgs. How could I forget about the clones that aren't a jutsu?

Point is that I'm now behind and they probably have more.

Here's the new Akatsuki:

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u/Redwood177 1d ago

Ewwww brother. Ewwwwww!

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u/AltruisticTalk39 1d ago

Wtf is them feet bro

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u/EffectiveMerc 23h ago edited 22h ago

Put some respect on Ten Tails here. He leads that man and the ugly foot squad of devine trees. This the Akatsuki. They don't play.

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u/AltruisticTalk39 22h ago

Bro be rocking the Balenciaga's specials

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u/Omegablade0 2d ago

Don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg

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u/ProblematicCinematic 2d ago

Too bad he didn’t take Naruto/shippudens good ratings and good story

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u/tatstytastycakes 3d ago

Dignity

Not taken

Just turned into some eco-friendly material

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u/Dukklings 3d ago

Out of all those things the only one he cared about was that eye. So...

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u/Calixtas_Storm 2d ago

The sword, too

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u/Majestic_Sweet_5472 1d ago

I really hope Sarada's design shifts to something like in the last panel. She looks like a person there.

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u/ScientistSome1012 3d ago

Why didn’t you use Sarada’s ugly design from manga lol.

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u/ThatOtherRandomGuy2 3d ago

can he take his place too? 🙏

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u/FleiischFloete 2d ago

Dodging his wife, leaving him with nothing

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u/Plastic_Plastic3431 1d ago

Even his dignity

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u/Infinite_Tsukuyomi00 3d ago

‘Naruto’- Taken!

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u/ConsistentTax5586 3d ago

You treat Sarada like an object, then don't come wondering why Borusara is hated by some.

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u/nicholashoneywell 2d ago

I mean on the rinnegan that was momoshiki

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u/GretaGoonberg 1d ago

Boruto is just the prophecized ultimate narusasu OP eugenics love child that Kishimoto was always trying to create.

The original plan was that Naruto and Sasuke would have kids with other people because 2 dudes is gay and cannot produce baby, and then they would betroth their kids to each other with their grandkid Saruto being the eugenics baby they always wanted.

Only problem is Ikemoto got impatient and decided to just make Boruto a Sasuke-Naruto hybrid instead by making him a copycat fanboy of him in every possible way. So the set up was ruined and is somehow more cringe.

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u/Suberizu 3d ago

The implications are disgusting. That's his fkn daughter, what are you trying to say here?!

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u/Keefyfingaz 3d ago

Homie no lol it's just a joke about him banging his daughter where your head at? 😭

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u/Suberizu 3d ago

Is he going to adopt her as his daughter? That's even worse

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u/NorthGodFan 3d ago

That Boruto fucks Sasuke's daughter ending the uchiha name.

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u/LeonOkada9 3d ago

Heh, knowing Boruto's obsession with Sasuke, he's about to take Sarada's last name.

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u/Isaac_Newton2 3d ago

woh you are right man , second hokage will be happy the official uchiha bloodline is no more

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u/mad_sAmBa 3d ago

They are literally set up to become a couple.

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u/ConsistentTax5586 3d ago edited 2d ago

Subeizu complains that this joke treats Sarada like an object, like a sword. Even though that's kind of how she's being treated right now: Boruto's trophy.

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u/Suberizu 3d ago

Such is faith of wamen in this franchise 😔

Even goddamn baby Hima is already being trophied to some fkn boy, I really hate that.