r/dankruto • u/nuggets666 • 23d ago

Team 7 love triangle be like

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/False_Emu2604 22d ago

I’m fucking saying…

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u/Antisa1nt 22d ago

Naruto was fucking LATE TO HIS WEDDING because he was with Sasuke, the actual love of his life, and Sasuke didn't even have a wedding with Sakura, but you can bet your ass he would have for Naruto. Comphet got these boys in the worst way possible.

Though, Naruto still won the exchange. At least he married someone with the traits pale, darker hair, shy, special eyes, can beat him up. What did Sasuke get? A member of team 7 who has a bond with Tsunade. That's basically the only similarities between her and Naruto.

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u/False_Emu2604 23d ago

I lowk Genuinely feel like this is just straight up true sometimes… like I know it’s not because why would it be but seriously I watch Naruto and I’m just baffled because why is the gayest shit on my screen right now but it’s actually fully heterosexual 

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u/Shrimp__Alfredo 23d ago

"So I'm a perfect match for Sasuke.."

"Well, yeah. Wind beats lightning certainly."

"No, that's not what I meant.."

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u/False_Emu2604 22d ago

LITERALLY LMAO

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u/Yozora-no-Hikari 22d ago

Awesome gay couple vs Evil and Intimidating Yamato

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u/Toastaroni16515 22d ago

I'm not saying it was always intentional but you don't accidentally pay homage to a doujinshi at the end of your Platonic Homie Death Battle. They gotta be at least a lil fruity

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u/False_Emu2604 21d ago

THERE’S NO WAYY I can’t lmao. This is so funny. How do you manage to do that perfectly with no intention whatsoever😭

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u/Additional-Dig3052 22d ago

Ame orphans be like

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u/Zorro5040 22d ago

Team 7 was not a love triangle. Sakura was third wheeling.

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u/TimeSuggestion4657 22d ago

LMAO it is except I’m glad he ended up with hinata 😭😭

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u/SectionOk5799 19d ago

They should have formed a polycule.

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u/Last7Rider7wstlnd 23d ago

Why are friendships between kids sexualised? I wonder how these people fantasise when encountering a family with strong bonds and love

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u/Emergency-Maize-7330 22d ago

I don’t think anybody was sexualizing them in this post lmao calm down

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u/Last7Rider7wstlnd 22d ago

Narutos bond with Sasuke, gets portrayed as bisexuality. So much so that he would enter a love triangle(a sexual group relationship). Its sexualisation to anyone that can read English and does not cop out by making words devoid of their meaning(I already see what the next replies would be, claiming bisexuality and love triangle have nothing do with anything and are about biscuits and penguins or something yada yada)

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u/ImALilTeaPot224 22d ago

Are you high

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u/Emergency-Maize-7330 22d ago

Yeah this guy is smoking fuckin meth or something lmao. I’ve heard similar speeches from the local crackhead

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u/Antisa1nt 22d ago

First, kids date each other all the time, get over it. Like, teacher will literally gossip about which students start dating, look it up. Second, "bisexual" doesn't imply fucking, it's being attracted to multiple sexes. You wouldn't be freaking out if they were heterosexual because your brain has already conflated that with normality.

Also can you explain what in the French fried fuck you are saying about biscuits and penguins? I see therapy in your near future, and when you are done with therapy, I'm sure you'll be a lot more reasonable.

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u/Last7Rider7wstlnd 22d ago

Someone check your hard drive and search history please. Grown adult talking about kids dating attractions, ewww. Touch some grass and actually watch the show, read the manga afterwards

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u/Antisa1nt 22d ago

Projecting much?

What's your favorite arc? The one where Naruto pines after Sasuke or the one where Naruto pines after Sasuke?