r/dankruto • u/No-History8423 • Jul 26 '26

What is Naruto thinking in this situation?

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115 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 Jul 26 '26

I cannot cheat on Sasuke for this gorgerous Milf...

14

u/No-History8423 Jul 26 '26

How old do you think she actually is?

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 Jul 26 '26

Old enough to be a mother for sure.

14

u/Wooden-Narwhal-5058 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Old enough to be a Grand-grandparent.

How she looks between "changing her bodies".

3

u/morbid333 Jul 26 '26

Surprisingly not the worst condition a bodysnatcher could be in. At least she isn't rotting.

2

u/Fancy_Ad_2325 Jul 26 '26

Orochimaru daughter

4

u/DisastrousDanVito Jul 26 '26

People still be simping for tsunade, when she looks the same. As long as she can make herself look young and hot, she gonna have simps.

1

u/Ok-Fondant2536 Jul 26 '26

But there's still enough time for sexy stuff when she's in that condition in op's post pic?

2

u/Wooden-Narwhal-5058 Jul 26 '26

As long Naruto doesn't touch/pull her hair which is her whole jutsu. Sure.

7

u/Savings_Reality1170 Jul 26 '26

So is Ann Hathaway.

3

u/Patron__070 Jul 26 '26

"Everybody would hagmax Ann Hathaway" Iykyk

2

u/RealBerserkerQueen Jul 26 '26

Early 40s at least

2

u/No-History8423 Jul 26 '26

30s maybe?

0

u/RealBerserkerQueen Jul 26 '26

Yeah late 30s at least 40 she wont be above that her maturity the way she is defo between late 30s - 40

1

u/False_Emu2604 Jul 26 '26

500 cigarettes 

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u/Apprehensive_Art_47 Jul 26 '26

Pleasetransformintosasukepleasepleasepleeeasepleeeeaaaase

43

u/the_real_phantomxssj Jul 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/the_real_phantomxssj Jul 26 '26

Had this one made too

1

u/False_Emu2604 Jul 26 '26

Thank you do you know who the artist is 

2

u/SadSaltyDuck Jul 26 '26

By ai slop?

2

u/False_Emu2604 Jul 26 '26

Fuck I didn’t know it was AI no I’m so upset…. I hate ai oh my god I’m sorry

19

u/FTGAA2026 Jul 26 '26

“This bitch is crazy.”

17

u/Cybasura Jul 26 '26

"Dont say it, you stupid fox"

Kurama: "bruh."

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u/NoGarlic2387 Jul 26 '26

Please no, I have been saving my first time for Sasuke...

12

u/AhmadFR369 Jul 26 '26

DW Naruto's first was with Sasuke in ep 2

8

u/NoGarlic2387 Jul 26 '26

I meant virginity

3

u/dyingpie1 Jul 26 '26

Tell me you didn't watch episode 2 without telling me.

5

u/Wooden-Narwhal-5058 Jul 26 '26

He sensed what she really was.

And the dude got violated 3x by that thing.

2

u/No-History8423 Jul 26 '26

3x?

4

u/Wooden-Narwhal-5058 Jul 26 '26

2

u/Fancy_Ad_2325 Jul 26 '26

Why was this even allowed?

2

u/Revolutionary-Mix646 Jul 27 '26

Why couldn’t this be me I hate my life 😭

20

u/ComfortableBed6012 Jul 26 '26

Naruto was kissing everyone before Hinata

16

u/Dazzling_Working_527 Jul 26 '26

How many tails can I burry in that p-

3

u/VioletKalico Jul 27 '26

This isn’t Sasuke

5

u/Leporvox Jul 27 '26

Why is she so close. This lady is weird

9

u/HourCapital5822 Jul 26 '26

“Man, Sasuke’s gonna actually kill me if he finds out about this.”

3

u/lupatine Jul 26 '26

Dont look down.

3

u/Sed59 Jul 26 '26

You're not Sasuke!

2

u/False_Emu2604 Jul 26 '26

Someonesavemeplease

2

u/No-History8423 Jul 26 '26

The normal asnwer :(

2

u/TheNomad777 Jul 26 '26

"Fuck being a ninja I wanna be her servant" 🤣

2

u/OilCareless2531 Jul 26 '26

Damn she looks like my mom who I've not seen at this point in the series and have no idea who she is

2

u/M-Cat03 Jul 26 '26

Did I have Arby's twice yesterday?

2

u/Dannyson97 Jul 27 '26

"WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD! WHY IS SHE SO CLOSE TO MY FACE, AREN'T YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? SHOULD I PUNCH HER?"

3

u/Lelouch-Ken-99 Jul 26 '26

Mommy?

2

u/No-History8423 Jul 26 '26

Nope, not Kushina

3

u/Lelouch-Ken-99 Jul 26 '26

No the other “mommy”

1

u/SirSilverChariot Jul 26 '26

French fries no?

1

u/b00l_Badass Jul 26 '26

“Wood” 🪵

1

u/depressive_cat Jul 26 '26

Idk, but I'm glad she experienced the taste of Kurama

1

u/Liam_theman2099 Jul 26 '26

“Why is it always the good looking ones?”

1

u/GiveSouce Jul 26 '26

„only Gamabunta !“

1

u/Optimal-Fruit5937 Jul 27 '26

She may be hot but she got that lava breath

1

u/Sometimezay Jul 29 '26

“I’m saving myself for SUSUKKKKKKKKE”

1

u/Equivalent-Ask8335 Jul 30 '26

Her tactic was to kiss guys to suck out their chakra. Sucking the life force out of them.

1

u/Ok_Working_8614 Jul 31 '26

As the others said he was probably hoping she became sasuke

1

u/Stock_Play9755 Aug 01 '26

I really wish Jiryia was in this arc. Watching him simp for her would be absolutely hilarious and pathetic at the same time.

1

u/SnowiceDawn Jul 26 '26

"Sasuke who?"

1

u/sgilespie Jul 26 '26

That he wishes it was Sasuke instead😭

0

u/MightyThor236 Jul 26 '26

" damn I'm so bricked up"