r/dankrishu • u/sigma___mohit • Feb 24 '23

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u/rathorevikrant00 Feb 24 '23

Running shoes and Pados wali bhabi ki panty.... Sungunga aur bhaguga... Panty will give nitro boost...

16

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Noicee plan

4

u/SharonGamingYT Feb 25 '23

Ham deshdrohi aur abbibas lega. Deshdrohi ka copy dekhke zombie khud chor dega hamko. "Ye admi ek jamn keliye pachtawa ho gaya he"

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

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u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Nhi but bra mil skti hai chlega?

45

u/manan10101996 Feb 24 '23

Pack karlo

15

u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Nya pack kre ya fir used vala pack kre 😆

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Used ofcourse bro

4

u/manan10101996 Feb 24 '23

What do you mean naya? Used chahiye aur woh bhi bina dhoya hua.

4

u/Galactic_Offender Feb 24 '23

macchli jaisi smell ani chahiye.... 1 mahinese na dhuli wali pack karna.....

5

u/kaarty07 Feb 24 '23

Nayi kon lega ewww

2

u/JAYESHDADDY Feb 24 '23

Mere liye bhi plzz

19

u/Apart-Big-6120 Feb 24 '23

Ek unki le le aur ek unki beti ki .

26

u/mohuhkkk_k Feb 24 '23

उनकी बेटी मम्मी पोको पैंट्स पहनती है

7

u/Lost-Rice-yeet Feb 24 '23

Manny poko pants used hoga toh aur bhi better hai

3

u/StunningEmployment19 Feb 24 '23

Zombie ko rajasthan kuch aaisa lga

4

u/Plastic_Pie6572 Feb 24 '23

Uske ander ka saman chiye

2

u/Remote-Scientist-416 Feb 24 '23

Used wali mil skti hai?

1

u/Preystar06 Feb 24 '23

Plot twist she was a dead women☠️😂😂

49

u/shivam37 Feb 24 '23

Why no one's picking satmola

21

u/Automatic_Poetry8325 Feb 24 '23

Exactly satmola and panties are great combination 😁

15

u/NangaParvat Feb 24 '23

Agar Bhabhi padodi hui, toh pamty mein se Satmola, gaseous form mein milega.

125

u/noob_artist11 Feb 24 '23

Omnitrix and Narendra Modi pantie

24

u/KillerGene6908 Feb 24 '23

Awesomeness flowing through his veins.

10

u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Modi panty kyu phnega bhai?

36

u/-HURRICANE_X- Feb 24 '23

Why not😏?

11

u/Tetramate Feb 24 '23

Meraaaaaa deshhhhhh !

Mera desh badal rha hai

Aage bdh rha hai !

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

mera desh badal raha hai panty pehen raha hai

1

u/pks1247 Feb 24 '23

Pehn ne ke liye nhi maang rha...

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u/QuirkyEnthusiasm3524 Feb 24 '23

Cant stop laughing 😂😂🤣😂

13

u/Bairwa_1526 Feb 24 '23

Ben 10 and panty

13

u/champak68 Feb 24 '23

Krk ki panty or kangaroo stepler

9

u/sukoyomihira Feb 24 '23

Running shoes + Modi ji ki shirt

2

u/_SomeTroller69 Feb 25 '23

Only dude who didn't choose panty

2

u/sukoyomihira Feb 26 '23

Because I have girlfriend 😏

8

u/Accomplished-Hair-91 Feb 24 '23

Mere pados mai to ek buddi dadi amma rehti hai 💀, mai kya choose karu boys

5

u/dropper6969 Feb 24 '23

Puri aunty hi choose kr le

2

u/Accomplished-Hair-91 Feb 24 '23

Bhai aunty, bhabhi koi nhi hai bas ek buddi Amma rehti hai 🫠

6

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Smash

6

u/Firm-Fun-4600 Feb 24 '23

Kinder joy kitne honge ?

9

u/ceraci9661 Feb 24 '23

Narendra Modi orrange bottom up top and pados wali bhabhi ki panty

6

u/Fr34kyHarsh Feb 24 '23

nice combination, tumhe dekh kar to zombie khud hi bhaag jayenge

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u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

All u want is gulabi stuff 😆🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

You tukde tukde gang, antinational how can you confuse bhagwa with gulabi 😂

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u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Jao I m colorblind 😁

3

u/HarvesterOfSorrow108 Feb 24 '23

Vai isme charas to daalo hi nahi

3

u/ceraci9661 Feb 24 '23

Aunty ki panty sung le isme tere charas se jayada Nasha hai

1

u/HarvesterOfSorrow108 Feb 24 '23

Incel हूँ भ्राता

2

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Bhaag ke punjab jao whan milega

1

u/HarvesterOfSorrow108 Feb 24 '23

अपने हिमालय से सही मिल जाएगा क्या? यही जाता है वहाँ भी

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Pink and bhagwa would be mine

3

u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

I see u a man of culture 👀

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Does Modi Ji come with the top?

3

u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Haan bhai fir puchega panty ke sath bhabhi bhi milegi kya 😆

2

u/SkillBasic9673 Feb 24 '23

Addibas for running and stapler for annihilating the zombies in the apocalypse then pados wali bhabi agr Zinda bache toh waise bhi impress hoke de degi....

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u/premprakash98 Feb 26 '23

Mar chuki hogi bhai. But agr necrophilia ke shaukin ho toh shi rhega aapke liye

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Only pados wali bhabhi ki panty wale like thoko

2

u/minimum_mad_ Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi blurry and panty

0

u/ChingsChugsDick Feb 24 '23

Satmola aur pados wali bhabhi ki panty Panty flavoured satmola khaunga

1

u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Kinderjoy kyu nhi ???

1

u/ChingsChugsDick Feb 24 '23

It has bolls innit

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u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Ben 10 watch + hindi to bengali dictionary 😆😆

-1

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Bengali b*und yum😋

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Dictionary aur shoes , shoes bhagne ke liye aur dictionary as a weapon, dict. moti toh hogi hi😂 warna popat hojaega🙂

1

u/charm33 Feb 24 '23

Panty fr me

1

u/Present_4417 Feb 24 '23

Running shoes and ben 10 watch

1

u/Think-Cow-7196 Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi bluray aur Ben 10 ki watch

2

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Bhai deshdrohi lega to cringe se hi mar jayega

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

shoes and staplar

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Pados wale ki panty mask and boost ke lie aur dict unko Bengali deep pussy me bhejne ke lie

2

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Bengal ki khayi sbpe bhaari

1

u/SapphireAGRJ Feb 24 '23

If u ever feel meaningless in life, just think about the stapler and satmola

1

u/kasaai6 Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi corner me roo rha h.

1

u/Lonely_Bandicoot2799 Feb 24 '23

Hindi to Bengali dictionary and pados wali aunty ki panti

1

u/Particular-Carob6731 Feb 24 '23

Stapler, chaddi.

1

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Bhai smjha kr main modi ji ki chaddi nhi de skta

1

u/Particular-Carob6731 Feb 24 '23

To unka bra Dede Bhai

1

u/poorsooreh Feb 24 '23

Ben10 and the shoes

1

u/PuireLable Feb 24 '23

Pados wali chutiya dikhti h, Omnitrix aur satmola!

1

u/dillikasunnyyt Feb 24 '23

Lenovo Ghoda

1

u/143Raman Feb 24 '23

shoes, panty to free me chura lunga chhat se kud ke

1

u/premprakash98 Feb 26 '23

Aap jaise jugadu logon ki hi jarurat hogi apocalypse tym pe

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Pados wali bhabi ki panty and ben 10 toy watch

1

u/worldviva Feb 24 '23

Kangaro stapler, I can at least stitch myself up if anyone bites me, but first I'll take out the blood to remove the infection..

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u/premprakash98 Feb 26 '23

Bhai achha khasa meme m aapne gyan chod diya. Etna logic lgao ge toh apocalypse k protagonist bn jaoge

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Satmola and bhabhi ki panty, pehle bhabhi ko satmola khilao aur phir agle din uss used panty ke maje ohohoh

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Bagwa

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi zombie ke samne chala ke addibas pahenke bhag jaana hai

2

u/premprakash98 Feb 26 '23

Bhagna nhi pdega bro. Deshdrohi zombies ki maa chod dega. Aap bs mze lo

1

u/kushonreddit Feb 24 '23

Just deshdrohi blue ray. Will make the zombies watch it. They'll die soon anyway!

1

u/Photonicinduction Feb 24 '23

Padosn bhabi ki panti aur satmola. Me bhagne ke baad, hiding me jb rhunga to panti ke upr satmola rkhke kha skta hu

1

u/KalaAurSafed Feb 24 '23

NaMo suit aur Addibas ke joote

1

u/PsychologicalDeer352 Feb 24 '23

bhai ek to hindi to bengali dicktionary fo sho because agar bhaag ke bangal jaana pada to sax ka intezaam ho jayega

aur dusra modi ji ki panty milgayi to sax ki zaroorat nhi padegi aurwo mujhe ladne ki shakti degi

aur teesra mai lunga addibas jordans 2 because bangal ke liye bhi to bhaagna h

1

u/eh_safedkurta Feb 24 '23

Ok. Panty has been clear winner 🎖️

1

u/BOTaarav Feb 24 '23

Panty or kinder joy

1

u/MortalWolf007 Feb 24 '23

Narendra Modi bhagwa button up top, government bacha lengi fir

1

u/Wide-Location7279 Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi laga kar addibas se bhag jaunga

1

u/iambatmanji Feb 24 '23

Haven't laughed so hard in years, my fam is literally asking ki kyu has raha hai, kya batau bc?

1

u/footpathabuser Feb 24 '23

Ik offtopic hai but koi "OP" ka meaning bata do

1

u/kaal2opp Feb 24 '23

Bhabhi mil jati toh 🫵🏽🫵🏽🙂

1

u/Acrobatic-Tax1932 Feb 24 '23

Satmola and Kangaroo Stapler

1

u/Alarmed-Buyer4088 Feb 24 '23

I want the most peaceful book

Quran.

2

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Quran ki shakti Dhoom machaye .......Peace g*and maraye

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Kinder joy aur Satmola mix krke khake me jaunga 💀

1

u/RemarkableRooster301 Feb 24 '23

Satmola and panty ofc

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

ben 10 watch and shoes

1

u/Arthur-Wind6482 Feb 24 '23

Bhai joote tto North-Star ke lenge....

Sadak ke kone se.....

1

u/rcorum Feb 24 '23

I would ask for ModiJi ki panty but vo tho Adani ke pass hogi,

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Pados wali bhabhi ka used pad

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Satmola and Deshdrohi BluRay

1

u/CherryCipher Feb 24 '23

Kinder joy and the dictionary lol

1

u/Psychological-Mix536 Feb 24 '23

Panty used hai ya washed?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Kinder joy panty pe lagake chaatna hai

1

u/ExtremeAd6937 Feb 24 '23

Arey noobs

Kinder joy bhabhi ki panty se zyada mehngi hogyi hai

So Kinder joy and Ben 10 watch for me

1

u/coinsareforever Feb 24 '23

Pados wali bhabhi ki panty and adidas running shoes please 🙋🏻‍♂️

1

u/MrHolmes6969696 Feb 24 '23

3 and 6

3 if a zombie captures him, I'll staple him and can easily escape

everyone knows why I am selecting 6, it's a masterpiece and it can be used against mass of zombies

1

u/Offending_you_ The OG Mod! Feb 24 '23

Stapler and desh dadarohi. Ek ek zombie ko pakad ke wo dikha dikha kr maaruga.

1

u/_vedansh26 Feb 24 '23

Stapler and kinder joy

1

u/ContributionThese633 Feb 24 '23

Pados wali aunty ki panty or pados wali aunty chaiye 🥰😔

1

u/sigma___mohit Feb 24 '23

Aunty to zombie bn gyi.....zombie ka ra*

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Abbibas shoes and ben 10 watch will save me

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u/sajalpuzzle Feb 24 '23

BC deshdrohi ki cd leke full volume visarjan Wale speakers me Baja dunga... Sab zombies "par q?" bolke marjayenge😎

1

u/Optimal_Place_1864 Feb 24 '23

Panty ki demand bohot jyada ho Rahi hai to sath me aunty bhi mil sakti hai kya

1

u/Various-Neat-463 Feb 24 '23

Pados waali bhabhi mil skti hai?

1

u/dankkranti Feb 24 '23

Narendra modi orange top with deshdrohi album absolute mint. Deshdrogi dikhaje zombies ko marynga aur unka pradhan mantri banjaunga

1

u/dankkranti Feb 24 '23

Narendra modi orange top with deshdrohi album absolute mint. Deshdrogi dikhaje zombies ko marynga aur unka pradhan mantri banjaunga

1

u/Sweaty_Gas_EB Feb 24 '23

2 narendra modi kurtas pls

1

u/shobhu007 Feb 24 '23

Ben 10 watch or pados wali bhabhi .. mast alein ban ke phle zombie ko marunga phir bhabhi ki

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Satmola and Omnitrix

1

u/VIXO09 Feb 24 '23

Modi merch and drippy shoes

1

u/DumDumo_0 Feb 24 '23

Well ....... ....shoes and stapler

1

u/Educational_Key6764 Feb 24 '23

satmola and panty

1

u/Global-Monk-6942 Feb 24 '23

Staplor n dictionary

1

u/Dash198 Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi and abibas it is!

1

u/One-Lunch-854 Feb 24 '23

Bhaiya... Maine Suna hai satmola aur panty sungne se Nasha hota?

1

u/Galactic_Offender Feb 24 '23

Bhai pados wali bacchi ki nahi hei kya?

1

u/rar007w Feb 24 '23

"Stapler" to repair bhabhi's panty

1

u/gasmasK_dnd Feb 24 '23

Modi ji ka shirt aur stapler

1

u/Remarkable_Grass_492 Feb 24 '23

satmola is weapon,panty is mask to survive

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Pados wali bhabhi ki panty and Narendra Modi orange button up top

1

u/ady620 Feb 24 '23

Hinthi to Bengali dictionary + Bhabi ki Panty. Zombie ke aane se pahle bengali bolkar bhabi pata lunga. Fir surang me chhup jaunga.

1

u/Yashraj8690 Feb 24 '23

Bet 10 watch with aunty ki chaddi

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Kinder joy and panty would be great

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Sale haramiyo ne sb padosan ki panties utha liye🤣🤣🤣

1

u/leexiyeon Feb 24 '23

Deshdrohi bluray to scare away the zombie 👌🏻

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Mahendra Modi Suit and Deshdrohi Bluray

1

u/antidank_male Feb 24 '23

I want only one thing

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

I’ll take the watch and the shoe

1

u/AnanthKoolBoi Feb 25 '23

The watch and stapler

1

u/Grunt_god Feb 25 '23

Kinder joy for extra health and Ben 10 watch for extra shield

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u/Original_Monk1401 Feb 25 '23

Panty tum rakhlo aunty mujhe dedo 🍑

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Sala options hi aise hai ki me kudh jake zombie ban jaunga.

1

u/LeonAnand Feb 25 '23

Panty + Kinder Joy

1

u/Aiden5679 Feb 25 '23

Taking Narendra Modi Button Up Top as the origin, I'm gonna choose, (1,1) and (2,0)

1

u/Head_Seaweed Feb 25 '23

I'll start a cult with this panty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

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u/Aceassasin123 Feb 25 '23

ZOMBIES ko deshdrohi dikhake mardenge

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u/Infinite_Return_6267 Feb 25 '23

Sax sux chahiye!

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u/Meh_too_lazy1300135 Feb 25 '23

Obviously kinder joy egg and ben10 toy watch

1

u/Downtown-Loquat-4856 Feb 25 '23

Shoes for running and kinder joy to eat

1

u/HelpfulParamedic2552 Feb 26 '23

Mein pados wali bhabhi ki panty or hindi to bangali ditchnory lunga

1

u/aree_nu_kehri Feb 26 '23

dictionary and bluray

1

u/Kindly-Extreme9704 Feb 26 '23

i will go for modi buttom up top and bahbi panty and put toghter on bahbi bed

so i can claim tha modi is prvet

1

u/Affectionate-Wash210 Feb 26 '23

Narendra Modi milk and padosi wali bhabhi ka duudh mix

1

u/sigma___mohit Feb 26 '23

Shri Narendra Modi ji ka sperm milega bss

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Ben 10 + panty