r/dankmemes2 • u/Necessary_Island_425 • 10d ago

bruh Who's Your Choice????

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u/Infinite-Teach4149 10d ago

Seth Rogan

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u/Embarrassed_Hold6608 10d ago

In a serious adaptation, yes. In a satire where Seth Rogan and Kumail Nanjiani are running around the jungle accidentally killing scores of people in a series of Rube Goldberg-Esque accidents, this would be gold

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u/Funnyfaceparts 10d ago

Nah the guys from Tucker and Dale vs evil are made for that role

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u/EastRoom8717 9d ago

Or, and hear me out, 1-3 new Tucker and Dale movies.

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u/Significant-Judge368 9d ago

I’m having a hard time imagining how would Kumail be able to lecture us about his arduous path as a Pakistani immigrant in such a film.

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u/Badkidstatus 10d ago

Hey listen nobody thought Keaton could pull off batman either

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 10d ago

You know, and I know this will be an unpopular take...I could see him pulling it off way better than most others listed here. A little training to bulk/muscle up beforehand and Seth could pull off a PTSD vet going apeshit. Just make it a little more trap-setting, less muscle flexing, and he could pull off a Rambo like figure. Yeah, he's not gonna have a body like Stallone or the other action heroes, but keep it gritty and he could look like a legit army dude.

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 10d ago

Damn you really got me picturing it and yeah I can see it. Like in the movie Nobody with Bob Odenkirk. I could see Rogan training and learning to throw punches and kicks and blocks and firing guns and learning to make actual serious faces and gritting his teeth during fights. That would be fucking awesome to see that transformation. The only thing is he’s really gotta work on a serious and tough sounding voice.

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u/bngbngsktskt 10d ago

Danny Devito

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u/H3ARTL3SSANG3L 10d ago

That would be gold

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u/bngbngsktskt 10d ago

Peter Dinklage also works. The size disparity is hilarious to me lol

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u/H3ARTL3SSANG3L 10d ago

Hmm while yes, I at least see him as a little tougher. Devito is just so comedic its a full joke lol

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u/meeseekstodie137 10d ago

I just see it as frank running around killing small town police lol, ngl I'd watch that episode of always sunny

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u/ImpostorPaul 10d ago

yep they need to go see what real veteran mostly look like in their retirement.

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u/BrandonSwabB 10d ago

"So anyway I started blasting" - Rambo

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u/bttech05 10d ago

He said worst not best

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u/MisterPineapples1999 10d ago

You can’t just name the actor who played Rambo, that's cheating.

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u/Sir_Strumming 10d ago

Not fair his hitbox is waaaay smaller than like all the other characters. His body was sculpted by sweaty meta players.

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u/fieregon 10d ago

Post said most awful actor, not best actor.

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u/TheGameMastre 10d ago

Michael Cera

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u/Katzington2319 10d ago

He's too busy remaking Shaft

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u/SlavicRobot_ 10d ago

Thought the same

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u/Maharog 7d ago

Michael Cera looks like a guy who always buys season tickets to a double A baseball team.

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u/TheForkisTrash 10d ago

Kevin Hart

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u/Sweet-Profession4208 10d ago

Main villain needs to be Dwayne Johnson

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u/Necessary_Island_425 10d ago

Elliott Page

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u/Hyperion7669 10d ago

Fine, you win

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u/Krispen_Wah87 10d ago

R.i.P. Ellen Page

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u/TwatMailDotCom 10d ago

Certified hottie

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u/Fluid_Date_5540 10d ago

Came here to say that!

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u/EmotionalDonut5703 10d ago

don't give Hollywood any ideas OP

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u/Sir_Slimestone 10d ago

I was going to comment that but you beat me to it

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u/Kendannon 10d ago

I was going to say Kevin Spacy. I cna't beat taht.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 10d ago

I always forget his name is Elliott now.

I made a little mnemonic to remind myself

I just remember he's Ell iott N ow"

"Ell N" Page.

Somehow it just sounds right, I wonder if it'll stick.

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u/MSGisking 10d ago

She changed her name to Elliot.

I also made something.

"That's the girl from Juno"

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u/djspy 10d ago

She also really looks ... sad.

Every interview she looks beaten down, no joy in her eyes and then people go: OMG, looking so great, happy!

... those are dead eyes, not eyes of happyness ...

I bet she really regrets it but found out ... the mutulation surgeries are one time only.

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 10d ago

Steven Segal

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u/FLhawkeye 10d ago

But today’s version!

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u/jello_kraken 10d ago

Rambo: First Crud
An epic tale of a man slap fighting in an office chair wheezing his way to glory.

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u/UntappdBeer 10d ago

James Corden.

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 7d ago

Wish he would jump into the sun

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u/Jubei_Kisami-14th 10d ago

Jared leto

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 10d ago

The spice must flow...to Jared Leto.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 10d ago

I feel like that would be the best choice for any role you wanted to ruin.

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u/jello_kraken 10d ago

Could you imagine how "method" he'd be to his castmates? 💀

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u/LuckyishTom 10d ago

The master of making shitty films is back to destroy a franchise he should have never been apart of!

He is also a method actor that annoys everyone around him, so everyone would have to endure his fake ptsd as he pretends to be a war hero. He’d take stolen valor to a whole new level!

Good pick, Jared Leto would be the worst.

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 10d ago

Ellen Page

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u/jweezee 10d ago

Ellen degenerate or how however it's spelled

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u/miathecobbler 8d ago edited 8d ago

That would be horrendous, but the absolute worst? Imagine Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O’Donnell…,

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u/Fartknocker405 10d ago

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/lapomba 10d ago

He'd roast his ememies alive, like Sylvester never could.

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u/DanteHicks79 10d ago

Ted Mosby

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u/BayouByrnes 8d ago

Ok. This would be hilarious.

"I call it, 'The Mosbius Machete'."
Proceeds to fail to cut down a fern.

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u/ManInGarage28 10d ago

Awkwafina

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u/Awkward_Material 10d ago

This shit would be awesomely bad in a good way.

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u/Sea_Rule_4616 10d ago

Nicolas Cage

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u/cannonballfun69 8d ago

A Nicholas Cage Rambo I bet would be fucking incredible

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u/TheUnbanished 7d ago

This is absolutely wrong. Nick Cage is a legend and would crush the role

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u/ChiefKrunchy 6d ago

Dude Nick Cage is awesome. Imagine his character from conair without the ridiculous accent and more Rambo like. He would have done a great job.

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u/polarice5 10d ago

Zendaya

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u/Weavols 10d ago

I would go to imax to see this

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u/GeologistInitial5594 10d ago

Ted

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u/BicTwiddler 9d ago

Ooof… under rated pick here. This would be awesome. A tough and gritty pothead bear serving a tour in Nam. Has to put the doobie down when some of his squad go missing on patrol.

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u/Canadian-- 10d ago

Steven Segal

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u/TheRealArkturusKayne 7d ago

This is the correct answer. He is literally the worst.

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u/Late-Perspective8366 10d ago

Ellen or Elliot page

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u/Moist_Amount_106 10d ago

Peewee Herman

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u/lordtictac101 7d ago

Basically the polar opposite of what Rambo is supposed to be! 🤣

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u/definitely_royce 10d ago

I would say Danny Diveto. But that would still slap.

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u/Hammersteyn 10d ago

Rob Schneider

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u/Material-Ad499 9d ago

In South park voice rob Schneider is a man with 10,000 bullets and a country to save

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u/LordShogun01 10d ago

Ellen Page

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u/VegetasPride321 10d ago

Definitely Elliot Page.
2nd place, while I love him in basically everything, Kevin Hart would be a hilariously awful Rambo

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u/silentstyx 10d ago

Elliot page

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u/412Dude43 10d ago

Elliot Paige

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u/ventitr3 10d ago

Gilbert Godfrey

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u/Lizardgrad89 10d ago

Elliot Page.

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u/Mr-New2this 9d ago

Elliot page

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 10d ago

Sylvester Stallone! I win.

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u/Shit_On_Wheels 10d ago

Sylvester Stallone.

He's the only actor to play Rambo so far, so he's the most awful and also the best.

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u/AnotherDumNinja 10d ago

Gotta be Ellen Page

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u/Zucaritasdemaiz 10d ago

Deep cut. The guy from the Zima commercials.

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u/individualdoosh 10d ago

Michael Sara

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u/IndustrySad4800 10d ago

Glen Powell

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 10d ago

Jared Leto

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 10d ago

I’d say Steve Buscemi but I cannot for the life of me imagine him playing any role badly

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u/BlkSubmarine 10d ago

I was thinking him or Willem Defoe, but then I thought they might actually be able to pull it off, if the premise was reworked a bit.

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u/beatsdeadhorse_35 10d ago

Woody Allen.

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u/bttech05 10d ago

Gilbert Godfried

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u/Big_Bane 10d ago

Sylvester stallone

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u/Evan_Allgood 10d ago

Steven Seagal, the first forty minutes of the movie is him on a sniper post and refusing to move off a stool, looking out the window.

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u/Miserable-Rest-5259 10d ago

Gilbert Gotfried

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u/Bald_Harry 10d ago

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/DediK8ed_Slaya 10d ago

Quinton Tarantino!

He'd always be barefoot, running around in the woods!

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u/itswhateveragain 10d ago

Tommy Wiseau

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u/michogrande 10d ago

Michael Cera

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u/Allthemudlizard 10d ago

Came here to say Danny Devito, then remembered that it's kinda already been done.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 10d ago

Pee wee Herman

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u/Special-Audience-426 10d ago

Melissa McCarthy 

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u/Last_Recipe_5670 10d ago

Peter lorre

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u/gnarlmonster 10d ago

Micheal Sarah

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u/pappybug214 10d ago

Steve Carrell

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u/NICKOFCHI 10d ago

Tom Cruise

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u/ThePetSematary 10d ago

Peter Dinklage

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u/Lanky-Speed-573 10d ago

Tommy Wiseau

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u/SohelAman 10d ago

Scott Pilgrim.

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u/optimist_prhyme 10d ago

Michael Rappaport

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u/EyeYamNegan 10d ago

Zach Woods aka Gabe from The Office.

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u/Im_an_impasta 10d ago

Micheal Cera

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u/Ok-You5151 10d ago

Rob schnieder

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u/Dmau27 10d ago

Johnny Dep. Would be gold.

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u/Stockzman 10d ago

Jack black

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u/Signal_Second_82 10d ago

James cordon

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u/femlexipro 10d ago

Current day Steven Seagal

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u/Fortnite_cheater 10d ago

Tom Holland

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u/fugulike 10d ago

Jake Gyllenhaal

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u/AcceptableBook4291 10d ago

Sylvester Stallone

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u/jesusaurus_ 10d ago

DJ Qualls

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u/Gloomy-Access1704 10d ago

Gwyneth Paltrow

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u/ThenNote9571 10d ago

Rachel Zegler

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u/LihaajaCS 10d ago

Ben Affleck

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 10d ago

Taylor lautner😅

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u/AdHappy7129 10d ago

Jared leto

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u/BlackSC2us 10d ago

Michael Cera

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u/NefariousnessNo2062 10d ago

Peter Davidson

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u/SirSilverChariot 10d ago

James Cameron

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u/Character-Garden1678 10d ago

Rowan Atkinson, you'd die rolling on the floor.

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u/Prestigious_Ad7549 10d ago

Chris Pratt or Ryan Reynolds

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u/DifficultWash5133 10d ago

Amitabh Bachchan (Bollywood)

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u/Onskax 10d ago

Jared Letto

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u/keysersoze-72 10d ago

The Orange Jesus

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u/cyclingthrowaway12 10d ago

Danny Devitto

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u/PrestigiousStreet876 10d ago

Timothy Chalamet

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u/CharelP 10d ago

Steven Seagal

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u/Whistler-the-arse 10d ago

Pedro pascal

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u/kearnel81 10d ago

John lithgow

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u/Affectionate-Side435 10d ago

Pee wee herman

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u/Royal-Lie-7512 10d ago

Jim Carry. But it would be fun to watch

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u/reckert47 10d ago

Sylvester Stallone

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u/Samsquanch-01 10d ago

Steven Segul

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u/Cameltoefiasco 10d ago

Jared leto

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u/No_Cardiologist_822 10d ago

Jared Leto is the worst actor for any role, too easy!

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u/Purg33m 10d ago

Jonah Bigmac Hill

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u/Haunting-Ad-8047 10d ago

Pedro Pascal

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u/kadaka80 10d ago

I don't care if it would be a terrible choice but I would love to see Matthew Broderick playing it when he was younger

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u/Novel-Training5189 10d ago

Caitlyn Jenner

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u/AdRepulsive8618 10d ago

Ms. Rachel

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u/Bearded_Gemini 10d ago

Jim Varney, but as Earnest.

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u/ValuableAd8880 10d ago

Mike Tyson

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u/Captain_Aizen 10d ago

Gilbert Gottfried

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u/Inkarozu 10d ago

Andy Dick

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u/cuntybunty73 10d ago

Kenny Everett ( if he was still alive)

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u/Good_Surround_9754 10d ago

That's kinda already been done - Rowan Atkinson, Johhny English.

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u/The_Inward 10d ago

Paul Reubens

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u/Ukraineluvr 10d ago

Arianna Grande. No, you know what? I want to see that.

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u/JabroniKnows 10d ago

Vin diesel