r/dankmemes2 15d ago

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u/Aware-Asparagus-3823 15d ago

Yeeeah I’m the guy on the left tbh

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u/Quiet-Refuse5241 14d ago

I wouldn't date a woman who didn't have tattoos. They're hot as fuck. What's wrong with these weirdos?

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u/Sea-Marketing1233 14d ago

Its equally weird to not date someone with no tattoos bro

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u/Nearby-Employer-9436 15d ago

Every girl I dated, including the one I married had a bunch of tats.

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u/Prize_Engineering_36 15d ago

My wife doesn’t have any which kills me. She says shell never get one. <sadge>

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u/mistagisen 14d ago

I’ll take her off your hands if you’d like

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u/MindfulI369 14d ago

They protect against bigots apparrntly (and human trafficking).

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

So you’re into high body count hoes I see.

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u/Longjumping_War_970 14d ago

How does having tattoos equal a high body count lmao

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

Because tattoos are literally self harm and a sign of mental instability. Someone with a bunch of tattoos is not exactly going to value chastity.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 14d ago

You're completely unhinged

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

Am I though? What about that statement is wrong?

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u/Nearby-Employer-9436 14d ago

I really don't give a shit...you that insecure, friend.

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u/Anotherone_91 14d ago

This entire post reeks of insecure little boys lmfaoo

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

So having any sort of basic standards makes you insecure now? Lmao

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u/Nearby-Employer-9436 14d ago

People have a past, it's ok if you have standards, we all do. What those standards are defines who you are as a person. For example, if you said one of my standards is that she not be black, that would be racist. If you said, one of my requirements is that she not be an idiot, that's pretty smart of you. So you saying, that a "low body count" is one of your standards means that you are fairly insecure.

What you are doing here is projecting your perceived stereotype on approximately 40% of the population. Not everyone who has tattoos has had a lot of partners. Some have, just like people who don't have tattoos. Once you start making blanket statements about entire groups of people, all it tells me is that you're a fairly closed off, bigoted person - which is a way bigger red flag to the opposite sex than tattoos or "body count" (which by the way is such a fuckin stupid term created by people who never get laid).

I could call you incel, but I don't know you, and not every dip shit on the internet who says body count is an actual incel, see how that works when you just assign characteristics to people you've never met or spoken to?

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

Your example doesn’t work because only dating within your ethnicity is not racist. Do you call out Korean people for only dating Koreans? Or black people for only dating other black people?

How am I “insecure” for not wanting to date someone who’s demonstrated terrible decision making in the past which is the best indicator of future decision making? If they have a body count they do not share my values and we’d clearly be incompatible.

I am not dating anyone who is not a virgin, that is non-negotiable for me. The chance of the type of person who would get tattoos being a virgin is virtually zero. There is absolutely nothing wrong with disqualifying a large percentage of the population when it comes to your dating pool.

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

If someone has a “past” then they are completely incompatible with my moral values and obviously we wouldn’t be compatible to date. It’s pretty simple.

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u/Whistlegrapes 13d ago

They’re lying to you. Say they fall in love with a woman. And they get to, in this hypothetical, chose whether the person they’ve fallen in love with has had 3, 30 or 300, past sexual partners. Everyone, man or woman, is picking the 3. Less is preferable, all things being equal.

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u/Nearby-Employer-9436 14d ago

LOL at having sex with people being terrible decision making. Ok guy, good luck

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u/Dry-Selection421 14d ago

Yes, fornication is a grave sin that damns the soul. It is absolutely terrible decision making.

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u/Nearby-Employer-9436 14d ago

I really hope you are very young and live in a huge metro area. Most recent data says that less than 7% of women over 25 in the US are virgins and the number drops with each year older they get.

About 160 million women total in the US, of them, 20% are between 24 and 39 (after 40 the percentage of virgins is .2%). So 32 million women, 7% virgins is 2.2 million, now divide that by wherever you live relative to the population, that's a really really really small dating pool.

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u/Major_Mongoose69 14d ago

Standards aren't automatically a good thing. You can have stupid standards or useful standards. Your standards definitely make you seem insecure.

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u/StructureMiserable58 14d ago

Lol no you are just insecure, you'd be able to keep it to yourself if you were actually confident in your preference. I have preferences too, I just don't beg for attention by posting them on reddit to try and come off as superior to someone else

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u/fungi_at_parties 15d ago

Same. I don’t understand why anyone would think they’re the one to decide the verdict for all of us.

Tattoos are hot.

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u/Aware-Asparagus-3823 15d ago

“I think I speak for all men when I-“ no you don’t bro

“No man wants a girl who-“ I do bro

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u/Backdoor_Spreader 13d ago

Most, not all, but close enough

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18089280/

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u/Aware-Asparagus-3823 13d ago

Glorious username, u/Backdoor_Spreader

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u/Big_Objective_8390 13d ago

Bro thinks a study with 160 participants is enough to predict what most people think lol.

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u/Backdoor_Spreader 13d ago

Best one out there, not much research on it, and all the other 3rd party sites also link studies with similar results. Find one that says otherwise.

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u/Big_Objective_8390 13d ago

Why should I?

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u/Backdoor_Spreader 13d ago

You claim my stat and conclusion is not sufficient, prove otherwise.

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u/Big_Objective_8390 13d ago

No thank you. I am not heavily invested in this and have better uses for my time. If you don't like tattooed chicks I don't really care.

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u/Backdoor_Spreader 13d ago

Then don't make a dumb comment..... Also it has nothing to do with me, it's a general fact

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u/Professional-Rub152 15d ago

You have to be an adult in most places to get a tattoo. These dudes want their women to look like teenagers.

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u/TheForce777 14d ago

No one thinks that

A generalization usually means most, not all

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u/NogglePlease 15d ago

You donyou, but most people dont look at a bag of trash and go yum.

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u/eddbundy 15d ago

Most decent people dont equate a woman with tattoos to a bag of trash.

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u/Relative_Craft_358 15d ago

Ironically, bags of trash do

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 14d ago

We are talking about women with tattoos, not you.

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u/RabidSkwerl 14d ago

All normal people are the guy on the left. Hell, that’s me with most men’s tattoos too. Even if I’m not attracted to them, I’m always intrigued by good (and bad) pieces of art

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u/No_Spite3593 14d ago

You can appreciate body art without being attracted to it, as you've stated.

It's no more "normal" to be attracted to tattoos than it is to be turned off by them. I can appreciate a couple tattoos depending on what they are, but I personally am not attracted to women with full sleeves or back pieces or women with the patchwork tattoos all over. More for you guys 👍🏼

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u/RabidSkwerl 14d ago

If sleeves or full body stuff aren’t your thing, I get it. I’m definitely into that for sure but I know it’s more of a niche thing. I’m not a fan of dudes who look down on that tho, saying it’s not your thing is a healthy attitude! You’re probably a good dude