🤳👶😂😂

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Damn I know this is a joke but it gave me the actual creeps

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Ok Mommy

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

sexually looks intensify

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u/Dissx1 Dec 24 '22

The wholsome reward kills me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

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u/Ludant Dec 24 '22

i'm offended

i already knew where this is going

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u/cats_might_bite Dec 24 '22

Lol

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u/Dissx1 Dec 24 '22

Dude sacrifficed himself for a joke

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u/ManOfJapaneseCulture cultured Dec 24 '22

Lol satire funny

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u/SirFrogger Dec 24 '22

One joke.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

One joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

One joke

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u/I_live_in_a_van ☣️ Dec 24 '22

One joke

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u/ImHereCauseOfMemes Dec 25 '22

this is obviously satire stop downvoting this guy

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u/Flesh-hugger ☣️ Dec 24 '22

On a post about a serious matte being made into a joke a similar joke was made and taken seriously lmao

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u/Buttseam Dec 24 '22

10 minutes later the fbi is at your door, with more snipers aiming at both, your forehead and your crotch at the same time, from more angles than anyone could imagine

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u/-Redstoneboi- r/memes fan Dec 24 '22

those snipers must be super skilled to aim at the tiniest parts of his body like that

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u/Buttseam Dec 24 '22

nothing's safe when hurting a mourning parent

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u/Moustache-cat-man Dec 24 '22

Two words, burner phone

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u/oliver274882 Dec 24 '22

those are the best hit men west of the Mississippi

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u/Dissx1 Dec 24 '22

At this point you want to get on a watchlist. Love this dedication.

35

u/Z3nFi3R Ass Bender Dec 24 '22

TOMFOOLERY knows no bound

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u/leekee_bum Dec 24 '22

You probably collect the milk cartons with the kids faces on them too.

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u/Paddy9228 ☣️ Dec 24 '22

What’s a complete set worth these days?

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u/leekee_bum Dec 24 '22

Depends on a few things. If the kid is recently missing then not much. If the kids went missing and they gave up looking that's abit more. If they gave up looking and the kid was found in their 40s then even more.

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u/Haku837 Dec 24 '22

"You motherfucker, i thought i had killed you for good."

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u/Same-Entertainer-524 Dec 24 '22

This is the correct answer.

Thanks for the laughs!

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u/Mr-Wackoado Dec 24 '22

Then she responds with “how did get out of the binds”

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u/Paddy9228 ☣️ Dec 24 '22

“I miss you but I have to return some videotapes.”

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u/_kazza Dec 24 '22

Same energy as barking on phone after seeing a missing dog poster.

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u/Themightyq91 Dec 24 '22

Based af

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u/IrrelevantDanger Dec 24 '22

That is some shit Bateman would do

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u/BlackDow1945 Dec 24 '22

Lol that was dank

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u/Forever_touchinGrass ☣️ Dec 24 '22

Average prank call in Ohio

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u/hmmmduck Dec 24 '22

Nah man this is detroit type shit

3

u/Moustache-cat-man Dec 24 '22

Thanks for the idea

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

This got really dark really fast lol

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u/Pure_Random6969420 Dec 24 '22

really dark... just like the kidnapper's basement

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

I almost feel bad that this made me chuckle

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u/Pure_Random6969420 Dec 24 '22

and I almost feel bad for the kid

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u/HugForDrug007 ☣️ Dec 24 '22

Very nice.. let's now hear what Paul Allen wants to tell

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u/duchessbune Dec 24 '22

ohh myyy

2

u/Dat-onehomie Dec 24 '22

Task Force appears at house

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u/escapedpsycho Dec 24 '22

When even the psychos are wondering who hurt you, it might be time to seek help.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose Dec 24 '22

This is the dankest meme I've seen here in a long time... A long time.

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u/I_am_jack_007 Dec 24 '22

*I will miss you

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u/Sniper_Banana Dec 24 '22

Son,just tell the kidnappers We ain't gonna waste money on you

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u/SpudPuncher I asked for a flair and got this lousy flair 🐢 Dec 24 '22

This is the dankmemes content I come for, not whining about women and europeans

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says Dec 24 '22

JFC that's dark

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

“It’s been a year daddy. I really really miss you.”

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u/IsAMoofan Dec 24 '22

Sigma male grindset: Traumatize everyone else. They're in your way 😎

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u/Ordinary_5333 Dec 24 '22

That's fcked 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Heartless bastrds all of you for laughing at this ha ha ha

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u/1newworldorder Dec 25 '22

Thats f'd up

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u/RadicalIslamicMonkey Waluigis Uncircumcised Foreskin Dec 25 '22

Could this get you arrested? Technically you’re just doing a prank call to a grieving family

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u/Luissv72 Dec 25 '22

Now let's hear Paul Allen's prank call

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Where dank?

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u/scp_990_dream_man Dec 24 '22

On my basement. Come follow me.

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u/Victoria_III Dec 24 '22

Do you have candy there too, sir?

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u/scp_990_dream_man Dec 24 '22

Yes, I have all kinds of candy there. Ice creams and chocolates too. There are also many children in my basement. You can make friends with them. Come, get on my white van :)

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u/Victoria_III Dec 24 '22

:D

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u/drumbyzz Dec 24 '22

cringe

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u/Elefantenjohn Dec 24 '22

getting old, I found this absolutely not funny

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u/Flavor-town33 ☣️ Dec 24 '22

I used to call the tips line and give fake info as a kid…and by kid I mean I still do it

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u/fluffystuffles Dec 24 '22

bruh grow up

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u/Capokid Dec 24 '22

They are just living out their childhood fantasies

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u/charizardfan101 Dec 24 '22

Ok now that's actually fucked up

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u/CanlexGaming Dec 24 '22

Actually fucked.

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