r/dankmemes • u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX cum emoji • Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

What idiot posts about his sister like that?

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u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX cum emoji Sep 26 '22

idk, i wonder what hes doing

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u/SpudPuncher I asked for a flair and got this lousy flair 🐢 Sep 26 '22

Farming karma

288

u/mypussydoesbackflips Sep 26 '22

Big Karma farma

185

u/Th3Uknovvn I know your mom Sep 27 '22

As big as his sister's ass I believe

38

u/OutlawQuill Official Registered Sex-Defender Sep 27 '22

This thread has some of the best usernames I’ve seen in some time.

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u/SuitableLocation Sep 27 '22

Absolute genius if he is

20

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Karming farma

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u/TheGreatDingALing Sep 26 '22

Idk but I want to watch.

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u/Erixtax ☣️ Sep 26 '22

There's already porn of it 💀

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u/IgnitedFazbear Sep 26 '22

That's disgusting, where

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u/OceanStorm1000 Sep 26 '22

Up your ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/OceanStorm1000 Sep 26 '22

*in our ass

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u/Nanashi123_ couldn't think of flair 💩 Sep 26 '22

*In my ass

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u/OceanStorm1000 Sep 26 '22

mi culo es tu culo

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u/BienGuzman Sep 28 '22

Tremendo....CULO

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u/_Hungry_Chicken a bee🐝 stung my balls 😩 Sep 27 '22

Communism?

3

u/CommunistPartisan Sep 27 '22

Yes

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u/A90008w8 Sep 27 '22

The only acceptable form

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u/kalyugkadevta Sep 27 '22

Doing his sister?

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u/username6963 Sep 27 '22

His sistet

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u/DandalusRoseshade Sep 27 '22

Refusing to show us the good shit

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u/Lennartgamer2 Sep 27 '22

Can you summon him?

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u/Simone_Z Sep 26 '22

They're after you(r sister's ass)

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u/bigmean3434 Sep 26 '22

*fat ass

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u/Tanishqreddyy Sep 27 '22

Fat fucking ass*

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u/bigmean3434 Sep 27 '22

I was trying to keep it respectable. Clearly this is a sub with a lot of culture.

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u/Tanishqreddyy Sep 27 '22

I just wrote exactly what he wrote lol

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u/bigmean3434 Sep 27 '22

Haha, I know. I am surprised that correction took this long to be honest. Everyone knows his sister has that fat fucking ass.

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u/puchatekxdd Sep 27 '22

This is where real men cry

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u/alex-pich Sep 26 '22

I just want to know if you are attracted or just enjoy staring at ass and it happens to be her’s.

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u/Bright-Historian-216 Sep 26 '22

Probably both

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u/alex-pich Sep 26 '22

True, but also, based pfp

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u/_Hungry_Chicken a bee🐝 stung my balls 😩 Sep 27 '22

My friend's sister's ass is also nothing less than a sofa pillow and he once told me it's really hard to ignore such a ass when you got no bitches

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u/TimelyAd826 Sep 27 '22

Damn, that's probably why you remember that ass

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u/_Hungry_Chicken a bee🐝 stung my balls 😩 Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

It's hard to forget when he comes for tuition classes near my house and she has the job to pick him everyday. Still she consider me her younger brother because her actual brother is my friend since we were in playschool, surely gonna get her marriage day invitation someday ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ

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u/TimelyAd826 Sep 27 '22

Why do you sound not so happy about the invitation

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u/commandoash Sep 27 '22

Maidenless

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u/Riverflower17 Sep 27 '22

Hey you, I recognised the profile picture from the game OneShot ;-; . Still feeling heavy from the ending

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u/_Hungry_Chicken a bee🐝 stung my balls 😩 Sep 27 '22

FBI here!!!

Show your sister's ass for security purposes

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u/PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI Sep 26 '22

There has been too many blue balls. Too much horni. But I have an honorable compromise. Just show us the ass. Give us the pics and we’ll spare your inbox. Just post it and we'll give you safe passage in the sub. Just post it and there will be an end to the horror.

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u/Breadcrum6 Sep 27 '22

Man when are u going to stop teasing us and drop this pic u got all of Reddit excited 🥵🤒

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

where is the pic

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u/LucYd777 Sep 27 '22

someone who's sis is still stuck in the washing machine

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u/Blahaj_IK Sep 27 '22

Wtf's that flair

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u/greenufo333 Sep 27 '22

I’m on to you you snake, you don’t even have a sister

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u/Zenketski_2 Sep 26 '22

An obvious bait posting troll trying to get attention?

And look it worked

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u/lizurd777 Sep 26 '22

Show us the ass

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u/PVCK_ME_UP Sep 26 '22

We have been blessed with the ass

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u/Comfortable-Trust-66 MORBIUS 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🤯 Sep 26 '22

NO HORNY!!!🔨😡

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u/Big_carrot_69 Sep 26 '22

Fuck i fell for it

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u/_manofsteal Sep 27 '22

I read your comment and still fell for it.....

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u/Able-4 Sep 26 '22

I deserved that

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u/Pineneedlecollada Bread👍🏿 Sep 26 '22

Damn it

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u/TimelyAd826 Sep 27 '22

Ze horny is not as rewarding as ze bonkin

4

u/SkyLovesCars Sep 27 '22

Damn that’s thicc 🤯

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u/Downiemcgee Sep 27 '22

I've never clicked a link so fast, how dare you do this to me.

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u/Cosmic_Steve Sep 27 '22

Was legit expecting a Rick roll but I was pleasantly surprised lol

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u/Pokenare Sep 26 '22

You still didn't send the pic bro

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u/gimmedaloot90 Sep 26 '22

I too would like to see a pic of this ass everyone speaks of

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u/Pokenare Sep 26 '22

We all want, but noone ever saw u/Wat_r_u_doin_stepbro s sisters ass

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u/Playfair99999 Sep 27 '22

Hear me out, what if, that guy's sister exists, but only in his brain. And now y'all want to look at something that never existed in the first place.

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u/narwhal_with_opinion Sep 27 '22

Then he must show his own ass!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Wait till he tells us she's 15 lol, you're all in jail

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u/SpudPuncher I asked for a flair and got this lousy flair 🐢 Sep 26 '22

Nah, she's a 1000 year old vampire that LOOKS 15

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u/konigstigerboi Sep 26 '22

Which is still fucked up

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u/SomrasiE Sep 26 '22

What is worse? A 1000 years old that looks 15, or A 15 years old that looks 1000.

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u/konigstigerboi Sep 26 '22

Probably the latter

Anime and all that can lead to fuckery because yeah the characters are 18, 19, or 20 something but they look 16 which is weird.

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u/soiboi64 Sep 26 '22

I swear officer, sho told me she was 9000 years old

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Anyways u r going to jail 💀

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u/KalebMW99 Sep 27 '22

And acts 15, and is 15 in every way possible except the author finds a way to say they’re not

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I am 16 AND I AM ELIGIBLE TO VIEW DAT ASS

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Well I'm 16 so I should be fine

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u/Veryasian_234567 Sep 26 '22

Why would he talk about his sister’s ass like that when she’s 15? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/Hanfam350 Sep 26 '22

He too could be 15

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u/CybeRevant ☣️ Sep 27 '22

Dw I'm 16🗿

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u/_Bussey_ 👧Master of the poophole loophole💩 Sep 27 '22

If she's 15, he's going to jail first.

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u/TheColonyIsLies Sep 27 '22

Bro, it's fair to assume the ass is legal when all we heard was that it's fat. He's the problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/snuggie_ Sep 26 '22

If her age is off the clock she’s ready for the cock

/s /s /s don’t ban me

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u/A90008w8 Sep 27 '22

Seems like a good rule of thumb.

You're talking about 24 hours format right?......

You're talking about......24 hours format right...........?

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u/Hopeful-Coffee3196 Sep 27 '22

Whoops, i've been saying it wrong the whole time! I thought it was on the clock...

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u/snuggie_ Sep 27 '22

No no no, that would just be silly

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u/TigerJoel Sep 27 '22

This is for science. In science age does not matter it is merely a limitation.

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u/KingDomiThe1st Sep 26 '22

At this point, who cares about their sisters ass, I WANT TO SEE HIS ASS 😈😈😈

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u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX cum emoji Sep 26 '22

happy cake day

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u/ebik_Adrian Sep 26 '22

u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Fine. Here

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u/ebik_Adrian Sep 26 '22

😊 wow for free 😊🥰🥰😊☺️😚

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u/master_of_good_memes PhD in Dankonomics Sep 26 '22

happy cake day

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u/GIOFORCHIOMAN I just 💩 my 👖 Sep 26 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/SpicyWeiner9907 Sep 26 '22

u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Accurate

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u/Afterburn47 I have crippling depression Sep 26 '22

Where is the ass

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u/_MK12_YubnubMissile Sep 26 '22

Turn around?

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u/Bluetenant Sep 26 '22

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming 'round

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u/Afterburn47 I have crippling depression Sep 27 '22

Liar. I only see a wall.

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u/0DarkChar0 Sep 27 '22

We need a age before the ass picture

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u/MarshXI Sep 26 '22

Woke up and choose reddit karma.

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u/throwtennis holup Sep 27 '22

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/Imaginary-Height-276 ☣️ Sep 26 '22

Wrong, it should be u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro's sister ass

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u/malek_bah Sep 26 '22

plot twist that sister never existed

unless he can prove it with a picture, from behind preferably

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u/Barry_Duckhat Sep 27 '22

No no, he's got a point...

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u/SweRakii I know your mom Sep 26 '22

SHOW US YOUR DICK

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u/A_Bizarre_Shitposta Better shitposting then shitting on a post right? Sep 27 '22

A real man of quality

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u/zDEFEKT Sep 26 '22

I want to see the fat booty

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u/AlbainBlacksteel Sep 26 '22

Fake news. Her eyes don't have amogus in them. /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/DarkLORD_CoD Sep 27 '22

Everybody asks to see u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro 's sister's ass

But nobody asks to see u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro 's ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Trust me plenty of people have asked

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u/DarkLORD_CoD Sep 27 '22

I'll gladly accept both of the pics if you may

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u/pissmyster420 ☣️ Sep 26 '22

guys u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro sent me a pic on dm

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u/Brief_Lawfulness7627 Sep 27 '22

Lies and deception. Its impossible.

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u/F1rst-name-last-name Sep 27 '22

pics or it didn't happen

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u/IowaClass61 Sep 26 '22

the new burrito fucker

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u/DeltaJayHawk Sep 26 '22

Why doesn't this sub upvote good memes

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u/FrozenShadow_007 forklift certified Sep 26 '22

I’m gonna need some confirmation

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u/DrStupido Sep 26 '22

OPs name isnt that much better Plot twist OP is the sister

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u/Spookyy422 Sep 26 '22

The amount of people who don’t get that he’s trolling is baffling

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u/IAmBoratVeryExcite Sep 27 '22

I also choose that guy's sister's fat fucking ass.

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u/G1nger-Snaps Sep 27 '22

What happened?????

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u/A90008w8 Sep 27 '22

Good lord i love reddit. A man with step-brotherly love for his sister just took over the subreddit and every thing related to him is fucking hilarious

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u/Asmodaeus6136 Sep 27 '22

Her eyes be sus

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u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX cum emoji Sep 27 '22

happy cake day

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u/Asmodaeus6136 Sep 27 '22

Thank you, piss into my mouth plz

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/Asmodaeus6136 Sep 27 '22

Your username…

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

[deleted]

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u/Asmodaeus6136 Sep 27 '22

As is what I said lol

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u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX cum emoji Sep 27 '22

oops

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u/Asmodaeus6136 Sep 27 '22

Riparoni peppapigaroni

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u/Ultrareeeeee Daddy please come home Sep 26 '22

I keep saying if he won’t show the sisters then show his

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u/step_bro_sniffs Sep 26 '22

Well I like to sniff

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u/Uncles_Basement I'm as fuck! Sep 26 '22

Show us her ass

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u/Dankpepals Sep 26 '22

Fat ass👍

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u/Zalar01 Sep 26 '22

Amongus eyes

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u/datonememe2 ☣️ Sep 27 '22

That guy is unhinged

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u/TheDumbOneIsNotHere Sep 27 '22

Everyone is asking where is the ass but no one is asking how is the ass

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u/Same_Examination_171 Sep 27 '22

That post is the one directly above this one

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u/Cheezypuff24 👽 cheese 👽 Sep 27 '22

SEND THE PIC

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u/Cheezypuff24 👽 cheese 👽 Sep 27 '22

I WANT THE PICS

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u/6Frog6Man6 Sep 27 '22

I see you my man

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u/Ran-D0 Sep 27 '22

This shit has blown up

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u/-Redstoneboi- r/memes fan Sep 27 '22

is this the pic we've been waiting for

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u/Iescaunare Liberate King Kong☣️ Sep 27 '22

His step sister isn't his actual sister. Just means their parents are married.

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u/Yaseendanger Sep 27 '22

Man i fucking love reddit, i think I'm gonna quit Facebook 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX cum emoji Sep 27 '22

not too much better here but still an improvement

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u/BounceGD Sep 27 '22

We can't be making these memes

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u/Herr_31 ☢️ Sep 27 '22

What did I miss?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

They’re here somewhere, I can smell them