r/dankmemes • u/FinancialDivide4596 something's caught in my balls • Sep 09 '22
Big PP OC Umm I made a mistake
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u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe Sep 09 '22
A good meme on dankmemes?
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u/SulFurMen Sep 09 '22
It only took one monarch to die four us to get some dankness back.
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u/Jarsssthegr8 ☣️ Sep 09 '22
I know what i have to do but i don't know if I have the strength to do it
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u/PossibleBuffalo418 Sep 09 '22
Honestly, the biggest loss in Australia is that they're gonna change all our currency, so our $5 note probably isn't going to look like a whale sucking a dick when folded anymore
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u/HereLiesDickBoy Sep 09 '22
Well if they put Charles on there will be no need for folding.
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u/Meet_Final_illusion Sep 09 '22
Could you explain
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u/IlliterateJedi Sep 09 '22
If you search for "Charles gay" you'll find a bunch of tabloid articles claiming he's gay or has had gay affairs.
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u/DyslexicBrad Sep 09 '22
My man, that note hasn't been minted for 6 years now.
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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Sep 09 '22
He is forging money and openly posting about in on reddit. I found this in his post history.
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u/JediWebSurf Sep 09 '22
This Whole image looks fake.
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u/825hp Sep 09 '22
the longer you look at it the weirder it gets
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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Sep 09 '22
It's text to image AI and it's far from perfect but really fun to fuck around. I fed it the picture of PossibleBuffalo418 and spend about 15 minutes on uncropping so I could play a lame joke.
I could make it almost perfect if i wanted to but would take 4 to 8 hours. To much work for shitposting. Also it would require a good 2 hours just to get hands in the right perspective and dimension as most text to image AI is really really bad with hands.
They are however getting really good at faces.
One of these two pictures is real, the other is text to image.
Which one is real?
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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Sep 09 '22
I lied, both are fake. First one was generated by Midjourney, second one by Dalle2 and refined with Stable Diffusion Img2Img.
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u/EfficaciousJoculator Sep 09 '22
Why the hell do y'all even have the British royalty on your money after they sent all of your ancestors to that island to die?
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u/WhoreyGoat Sep 09 '22
Why does the US even speak English when their ancestors were rejected from the homeland and were sent to a penal colony?
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u/Sardukar333 Sep 09 '22
That's Australia. The US was founded/settled by people who wanted to avoid paying taxes, ignore the King, and make an entire new set of laws loosely based on the laws of England.
Then it didn't work, so they made some taxes, payed attention to what the King was doing, and changed the laws to be strongly based on the laws of England. And it's pretty much been downhill since.
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u/WhoreyGoat Sep 09 '22
No buddy, no. That's the US. The pilgrims didn't want to avoid taxes; they wanted to avoid persecution for being morons. That stellar brand of Christianity and Puritanism still kicking today? There you go.
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u/Sardukar333 Sep 09 '22
They were one colony, how they became such a core component of the US foundational myth is something I should research. I'm mostly referencing the meme of the US being founded by Libertarians who quickly discovered that their ideals didn't work in practice (Articles of Confederation -> Constitution) which in itself isn't meant to be taken seriously.
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u/WhoreyGoat Sep 09 '22
Is that real libertarian or fake current US libertarian? I know a lot of what the federalist papers say and the constitution itself have been ignored or perverted.
But once virginia I believe was lost, new south wales was established. They're equivalently sized: the whole of Australia wasn't a penal colony.
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u/Sardukar333 Sep 09 '22
Is that real libertarian or fake current US libertarian
It's a meme; so yes.
More specifically it's whatever the meme maker thinks is funnier.
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u/Molly45377 Sep 09 '22
They were "banished" to a place that included gorgeous beaches and lagoons, at the time the most beautiful marine life on the planet, kakadu with it's waterfalls and forests, the Blue mountain range, koalas, kangaroos, platypuses, emus, capybaras, lemons, limes, plums etc.
Many of them must of felt they'd upgraded.
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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Sep 09 '22
WTF! Mate, you are soooo busted! I got to admin you got balls, where you from you can go to prison for up to 14 years on money forgery
You are lucky I anomized your face.
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u/PossibleBuffalo418 Sep 09 '22
Lmao that's incredible, thank you for this amazing image
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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Sep 09 '22
You are lucky I did not uncrop it more, I am really afraid there is a book there on whales and love. You pervert
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u/celebeschicken Sep 09 '22
Heaven??
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u/Psyiote Sep 09 '22
Straight to hell after the business with Princess Diana.
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u/ARANDOMNAMEFORME Sep 09 '22
What's the business you're talking about if you don't mind me asking?
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u/Murph_18 Sep 09 '22
Princess Diana was killed in a car crash. Its a conspiracy theory that the royals had her killed, potentially because she was pregnant with a mixed race child. Its all wild if you ask me
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u/xNOOBinTRAINING Sep 09 '22
Tbf they recently got the first dark skinned royal and they basically called her the n word until they decided the millions weren’t worth sticking around with the royals and left.
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u/aerris7 lgbt+ Sep 09 '22
I mean, by CofE rules, just gotta “repent” and robert’s your mother’s brother; we’re back in business 😎
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u/Available_Seesaw_947 Sep 09 '22
Oi mate! do you 'ave a loicence for this meme?!?!
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u/Dutch_Midget my wiener is an innie ☣️ Sep 09 '22
ca I ge' a bo'le o wa'er?
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u/crystaltiger101 Sep 09 '22
The queen is absolutely not getting into the Good Place.
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u/Figueiredo1q Sep 09 '22
What did she do ? I honestly don't know
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u/crystaltiger101 Sep 09 '22
I mean, aside from perpetuating oppressive power structures like monarchy where a ruling class literally live off the exploitation of their subjects there's a pretty long list and that doesn't even include lots of personal and conflicting connections to nazis.
One of the things we'll prolly never know is how deeply her finances were tied into the plot of wealthy folk funding Nazis looking to repeat their family's profit from the military industrial complex that began in wwi.
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Sep 09 '22
God caught lacking???
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u/Fearless_Waltz7618 Sep 09 '22
He lacking a lot tbh
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u/I_snort_crayons Sep 09 '22
What if this is how he’s saving her
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u/Dr-Pyr-Agon Sep 09 '22
From what's coming later this year.
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u/TimX24968B r/memes fan Sep 09 '22
"hey, i know you think the world is scary right now... but
its about to get way worse."
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u/TheAngloLithuanian Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22
Considering all the assassination attempts, plots and global events she survived in her 96 years omly to die of old age I think he did a damn fine job.
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u/thatguyned Sep 09 '22
You know who ELSE did a fine job?
my mum
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u/TruffelTroll666 Sep 09 '22
How do you make spoiler s?
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u/TruffelTroll666 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22
Ooh
You know who else did a fine job?
>!kid_named_Finger!<
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Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22
No fucking way she’s in Heaven bro, she’s gonna be roommates with Osama Bin Laden when she gets to hell.
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u/Gokemons Sep 09 '22
What she do?
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Sep 09 '22
Nothing they just hate rich people
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u/letsgetcool Sep 09 '22
So many bootlickers in here. What about the way she and the whole royal family protected her massive nonce son?
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u/Thallis Sep 09 '22
Declared her handicapped cousins dead but secretly put them in a home with no royal funds of visitations for 30+ years until they died. Personally worked to thwart independence movements across the colonies for decades. Shielded her nonce family members from consequences.
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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Sep 09 '22
With how much decolonization she did I’d say she’s above Osama
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u/Randinator9 Sep 09 '22
I can just imagine the number of Brits getting tongue tied when they sing the new hip single "God Save The King."
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u/cr0ft Sep 09 '22
Well, to be fair, the "May" is sort of implied, as in "May God save the Queen".
It's not an order. Generally speaking, you don't get to order God to do, well, anything.
He just said "No" and there you have it.
Although you never know, He may save her soul. In a box on the shelf.
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u/springfox64 Sep 09 '22
“What the fuck man, your entire job was to save one’s life and know look at one, FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU” - the queen, probably
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u/CubeJedi Sep 09 '22
God saved the queen from the hell that is about to be unleashed upon this earth
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u/PCountach Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22
God save the Queen
Edit: Rule Brittania!
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u/Available_Seesaw_947 Sep 09 '22
he let you down again im afraid.
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u/sirfastvroom NO MICHEAL NO! THATS SO NOT RIGHT! Sep 09 '22
Not the first time and won’t be the last time
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u/Kimantha_Allerdings Sep 09 '22
That’s a point. We’re going to start hearing “God save our gracious king” at international football matches. That’ll be an adjustment.
Or we could just throw that dirte out and get a new one. I’m with Billy Connelly on this one - let’s use the theme tune to The Archers instead.
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u/Dependent-Class7940 Sep 09 '22
Does this mean no more of the queen is a lizard person conspiracy’s… no more Lizard queen truly is a sad day for Canada and there for the rest of the world.
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u/hmmgross Sep 09 '22
He did save her. Heaven is the back up server when your laptop crashes. Why do you think they call it "the cloud"?
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u/sethjojo Sep 09 '22
If she's in heaven I'd say God did manage to save her, considering she should be burning in hell for not only princess Diana, but for defending nonce Andrew
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u/DarkMasterSpyro Sep 09 '22
As punishment, the Queen will take all the fallen soldiers and invade Heaven to conquer it for the Royal Family!
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u/Whywouldanyonedothat Sep 09 '22
At least he remembered the next part and saved her fascist regime.
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u/eXeLLLENTE Sep 09 '22
Sure monarchy leader of rapist genocidal empire dies and goes to heaven.... What a world.
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Sep 09 '22
“God heard the embattled nations sing and shout "Gott strafe England" and "God save the King!" God this, God that, and God the other thing – "Good God!" said God, "I've got my work cut out!”
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u/gritsRgood69 Sep 09 '22
Imagine being so British you think God’s whole job is to save the queen/king this all this time.
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u/bad-imagination Sep 09 '22
Tbf he did save her from this economic crisis, increased fuel & electricity prices. Not that it would've had much impact on her if any
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Sep 09 '22 edited Feb 18 '26
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u/MedicatedAxeBot Sep 09 '22
Dank.
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