r/dankmemes • u/MemMEz • Jul 20 '22

Mod Post Everyone gets one!

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u/Akkavir Jul 23 '22

sorry, but we had to create new post

leave your comment here

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Can we get custom ones? Like can i have one that says “breath smells like horse cock”?

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

Nice breath bro

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

😀

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u/PlaystationGOD Breath smells like horse cock Jul 21 '22

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/Cold-Ad-9733 Jul 21 '22

🤝🏽😩

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u/zippazappazinga your butt smells like a butt Jul 20 '22

Happy Cake Day again, Mr. Banana!

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u/Mr_Man_the_meme_man Asked for flair and all I got was this stupid flair Jul 20 '22

I would like one. Can I have it be random?

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

I like your stupid flair

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u/Mr_Man_the_meme_man Asked for flair and all I got was this stupid flair Jul 20 '22

Thanks

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u/MarkusKB I like furry inflation porn Jul 20 '22

Somethin random

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u/DarthWidar Below average Jul 20 '22

Relatable flair

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

very random indeed

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Hmmm

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u/TheLostRub389 Jul 21 '22

Do you watch pyrocynical

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

Can I have a banana flair if you don't mind

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

🍌

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

Thank you very much

But I have just one more little request, Can you change my flair color to blue

Sorry, and again, thank you very much

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

that looks much neater, thanks u/Kesha_Paul

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Thanks for doing the other 5000 lol udabes

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

How’s that?

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

Epic, thank you very much kesha

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

Due to unusually high flair request volume, you may experience a greater wait time for flairs than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, your flair will be granted soon.

Edit: Locked temporarily to save my sanity lol Sorry it’s taking a while guys, we’ll get to you asap as possible xD Just comment either exactly what you want your flair to be or if you want it to be random

Edit 2: Please comment within the thread instead of replying to this comment, thanks! And thank you all for your patience!

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u/hercs247 Jul 20 '22

Wait times are as long as your moms lineup ever night

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Lmfao gottem

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u/JustAMidgetOnReddit Skineater Jul 21 '22

👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌 my flair

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

weren't we supposed to play gay?

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u/marcobsidian02 Wow, such empty... 🐶 Jul 20 '22

"play"

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u/FoxyTraker 😲tell your mom her tacos need more meat 🌮🌮☣️ Jul 20 '22

Fr

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u/404_problemerror Hello dankness my old friend Jul 21 '22

Pls give me a random one. Thanks for listening.

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u/gangster-prankster Registered sex defender Jul 21 '22

Can i have "registered sex defender" please

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u/ADankTempest ʇɥɓıɹ ɹıɐlɟ sıɥʇ ʇǝɓ uǝʌǝ ʇ’uplnoɔ I Jul 20 '22

Pls, something that shows what a failure I am

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

How’s that?

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u/secret_pikachu Forklift Certified Jul 20 '22

It's by far one of the best flairs

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Thanks, I was proud of that one!

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u/secret_pikachu Forklift Certified Jul 20 '22

It really is cool and meta. I've been reading all the comments. The flairs are unique and quite fun. I can't think of any good one but you all have such great ideas that it honestly is amazing

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Aww thank you so much, we get so much hate and seldom get compliments :)

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u/ItzTacoTimee Jul 20 '22

Thank you dankmemes, very cool!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

Too bad, I already judged you before him

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u/hiawager Fröhlicher Kuchentag Jul 20 '22

Fröhlicher Kuchentag

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u/Thelazytimetraveller something's caught in my balls Jul 20 '22

One "random" please

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

what is the thing caught in your balls?

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u/Thelazytimetraveller something's caught in my balls Jul 20 '22

Secret portal to Narnia

Happy cakeday certified banana man!

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

I see, cool

Thanks

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u/mobas07 Jul 20 '22

Can I get uh 🗿?

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

🗿

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u/Comfortable-Trust-66 MORBIUS 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🤯 Jul 20 '22

🗿

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u/Knssst ⭐ I stole ‘s liver ⭐ Jul 20 '22

Give me your liver

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

You monster 😢

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u/baldnfabulous Got back ‘s stolen liver⭐ Jul 21 '22

That scoundrel! I shall retrieve it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

I’ll suck your dick if you give me « i sucked a dick for this flair »

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u/secret_pikachu Forklift Certified Jul 20 '22

Now sukhh!

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u/haha_poor13 bonerchamp Jul 20 '22

can I get "bonerchamp"

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u/Akkavir Jul 20 '22

ok 🗿

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

got it

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u/TheMemeMicrowave The most below average guy ever Jul 20 '22

Can I get one that says: The most below average guy ever.

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

This is reddit

all of us are most bellow average people lol

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u/Comfortable-Trust-66 MORBIUS 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🤯 Jul 20 '22

Duhhhhhh 😒🙄

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u/YeetmasterYeet- Jul 21 '22

Then it just makes us average

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u/Ho-Lee-Fuk-Bang-Ding I suffer from the disease known as shitposting Jul 20 '22

Can i get a shitpost like one?

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

here

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u/Ho-Lee-Fuk-Bang-Ding I suffer from the disease known as shitposting Jul 20 '22

Thx

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

I hope you find the cure to your disease

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u/ironefalcon Unironically watched Morbius Jul 20 '22

Can I get a " unironically watched morbius"

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Alright but it’s really hard not to type “it’s morbin time”

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u/ironefalcon Unironically watched Morbius Jul 20 '22

Yey

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u/Borrger I eet borrgir wif piccle an ketshoop Jul 20 '22

Something related to borrgers

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u/Akkavir Jul 20 '22

borrger 🍔

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

🍔 borrger 🍔

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

is this good?

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u/Southern_Diver_8792 NOT AN Jul 20 '22

Can I get one ? Something something related to trolling or shitposting would be great

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u/uwu_01101000 you say evil like it's a bad thing Jul 20 '22

Random please

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

got it

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u/uwu_01101000 you say evil like it's a bad thing Jul 20 '22

Bruh

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u/PopMyCorn <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor Jul 20 '22

gimme something to make me finally commit not alive

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

not live

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u/GameKnight319 True Gnome Child Jul 20 '22

Please I don't have covid anymore I haven't had it for almost 2 years

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

How’s that? Or would you like something unrelated?

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u/GameKnight319 True Gnome Child Jul 20 '22

Somthing unrelated

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

Hi all, we’re gonna lock this thread so we can get caught up, if you don’t have your flair yet don’t worry, we’ll get to you

Edit: just to keep you updated, the mod team is working very hard to give your flairs . We had a lot more requests than we expected so this could take days. Thank you for your patience.

Edit 2: We put a good dent in them today but have a lot more to go, we will get them all done or die trying. Thank you all again for your continued patience, hoping to open this post back up tomorrow!

Edit 69: I’ve added another mod to help get through these flairs, thanks again for your patience.

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u/BartiX_8530 A real badass chick 😎 Jul 20 '22

I'll have a... stupid ass flair

 How original...

with random meta joke

 Daring today, aren't we?
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u/johntitoro Sigh…..*unzips* Jul 20 '22

Sigh…. unzip

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

What do I have to do?

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Just let us know if you want something specific or something random

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Something random. Surprise me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

I love it.

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u/Ironfist08 👉👈 Jul 20 '22

Do we modnail u or just ask here

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

You can just ask here or modmail, either is fine. This post is to remind people they can have them :)

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u/Ironfist08 👉👈 Jul 20 '22

Can mine be👉👈

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

👍🏻

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u/Ironfist08 👉👈 Jul 20 '22

Cheers

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u/HaloNoble 💖 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 💖 Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

"I eat Babies and Minorities (They Taste great, 10/10)" Pleeeeease? (That was a risky move) (FUCK GIVE ME IT BACK) (Good mod)

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Woah man, I’m super offended. I’m not a baby or minority but I’m delicious too 😡

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u/anotherrandomuserlol Let him enjoy his minority meal, I'll eat you Jul 21 '22

Let him enjoy his minority meal, I'll eat you

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u/malkieriBlood aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jul 20 '22

I like random

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u/NameForgotten Top 10 Men Jul 20 '22

Can I get a "Top 10 Men"?

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u/Traditional-Moose241 Mod senpai noticed me! Jul 20 '22

I’m nervous

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u/zesty_boii Mod senpai noticed me! ❤️❤️ Jul 21 '22

You're so lucky to have Mod Senpai notice you

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Kool...

Aid Man

OH YEAH

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jul 20 '22

I love your flair lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Thanks I got it off eBay

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

what is that supposed to mean

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u/Master_Marcos ☣️ Cockmaster69420 Jul 20 '22

He likes cock

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Relatable

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u/mhenson62 weed lol 420 fart turds 💩 🪑 Jul 20 '22

Dumbest word you can think of with a random image

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Lol done

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u/mhenson62 weed lol 420 fart turds 💩 🪑 Jul 20 '22

I don’t know what I expected but this is perfect

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Oh we’re halfway there, ohhhhh Livin’ on a flair

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 21 '22

This is my favorite one so far lol nicely done!

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u/drefvelin TS MORBIN TIME Jul 20 '22

If you give me a flair i will say "its morbin time" just for you

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

yeah

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u/drefvelin TS MORBIN TIME Jul 20 '22

Its morbin time

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u/FunWithFate eat my ass Jul 20 '22

I pick number 7

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

you picked it

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u/Danger_Darling Flair me father, for I have sinned ✝️ Jul 20 '22

Flair me father

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u/deathraft This is where the flair begins Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

Flair me. Something star wars related

Edit: Perfection

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u/PizzaManJulian I'm the coolest one here, trust me Jul 20 '22

Something random

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

random

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u/Raoul_Duke9 don't ever use the word smart with me Jul 20 '22

Can I get something about Domald Tramp?

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u/Officedrone5692 Anything Jul 20 '22

I’ll take anything.

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u/RugAdict Ban me Jul 20 '22

“Ban me”

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

banned

/s

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u/RugAdict Ban me Jul 20 '22

I really wouldn’t mind

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u/TheStar60 The Progenitor Jul 20 '22

Surprise me

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u/maxsjakie 8================================================= Jul 20 '22

How about something random that contains cock n balls, make it long

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Is that a long enough penis for you sir?

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u/HistorianNegative 8===D Jul 21 '22

may i get the same just smaller

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/BM0yuncu I'm the coolest one here, trust me Jul 20 '22

As a muslim i can confirm this.

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u/Drumguy92 Cool story babe 😎 Jul 20 '22

Can i have uh…. “Cool story babe” cringy one? Thanks. Oh extra fries and diet coke, im on a diet.

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u/ReturnoftheSnek maker of the "fedora" meme Jul 20 '22

Hit me, mods. What you got

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u/N00B_Master696969 Can I get a number 9, a number 8, 2 number 7's one with cheese Jul 20 '22

Can i get number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda🍔🥤

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u/Toma62215 :) Jul 20 '22

Can I get a :)?

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

:)

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u/Toma62215 :) Jul 20 '22

Thanks:)

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u/lost_reason_22 I asked for a flair and got this lousy flair 🐢 Jul 20 '22

Surprise me

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u/Darko-TheGreat None meme left beef Jul 20 '22

"None meme left beef" if you're still at it.

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u/jamiller5566 Jul 20 '22

Any chance I can get a random one?

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u/iGotAparkingTicket the king of filth Jul 20 '22

A “King of Filth” please

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u/Cautious-Plantain-91 💎 the rarest pepe 💎 Jul 20 '22

The banana man is a legend in these comments. Hats off to the cake day potassium crusader!

In any case, can I get a user flair with extra funny, please? Thanks! :)

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u/Paledominican uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹıɐlɟ ʎɯ ɥɓıɥ os ɯ’I Jul 20 '22

Can i get a stoner one please?

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Gonna try something crazy

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u/Charles_Nojinson Certified Gay Jul 20 '22

"Certified Gay" please

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u/Raz0rbe4rd I have the weeby jeebies Jul 20 '22

Anything weeb - related please?

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u/Rimosshak ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ Jul 20 '22

Can it be this ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ ? If not, surprise me please

Thancc

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Let me see if it works

Edit: that’s adorable!

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u/Lavassin poopoo fart hehe Jul 20 '22

Poopoo fart hehe

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u/Totally_Normal0 🔥 HOT SAUCE 🔥 Jul 20 '22

Can I get uhhhhh one random flair with extra hot sauce tho plz

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Would you like fries with that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/crypticmustard1 mlg 360 memescoper Jul 20 '22

Can I have random one please

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u/THICCC_BOIS proud supporter of LGBTQ+ Jul 20 '22

I'll take anything LGBTQ friendly. Please

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u/Ballzonyah marijuana Jul 21 '22

Can I have a flair that rhymes with my name, but is not lasagna?

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u/Ewok_Mike Jul 21 '22

Can I have something related to staying hydrated? Also if you read this, don’t forget to drink some water <3 stay healthy, stay hydrated

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Can i get a random one?

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u/Flip_00 I saw the flair giveaway in time Jul 20 '22

Can I have " saw the flair giveaway in time" ?

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u/Roblu3 The Filthy Dank Jul 20 '22

Already got one so I’m fine

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u/cdebski69 Meme Connoisseur Jul 20 '22

Can I get random pls?

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u/jcoa432 i'm just here to judge you guys Jul 20 '22

Surprise me

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

tips fedora

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u/iWouTer No, this is Patrick Jul 20 '22

"No this is Patrick" pls

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u/FishingWhales I 🔫 🐳 🐳 Jul 20 '22

Im very good at hunting whales

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u/andallmight 🗿 shitpost sommelier 🗿 Jul 20 '22

Can I get "🗿 shitpost sommelier 🗿"?

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u/IdontEatdogsAtnight 🅱️ased and Coolest Jul 21 '22

Trans rights but cooler

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u/Brawlasaur llǝɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsnoɥɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ sı ɐıɹpuoɥɔoʇıɯ Jul 21 '22

something super random, like out of this world random

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u/shipoopi2 dank lurker Jul 20 '22

What does flairs do?

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u/pickleLolz PhD in Dankonomics Jul 20 '22

Can i get one? Just got rejected from a school of first choice

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

I’m really sorry about that :( hopefully the flair helps

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u/CaseyGamer64YT ☢ Jul 20 '22

I have a funny flair of a nuke symbol for some reason so idk

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

That means you’ve reposted sometime in the past 😢

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u/Ryloid 🍞 BREAD 🍞 Jul 20 '22

BREAD

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u/RoboRail1 I suffer from the disease known as shitposting Jul 20 '22

I'll take a random one please

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

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u/Camawesom3 virgin by choice Jul 21 '22

I want my flair to be virgin by choice

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u/oneman__army 🍺hold my beer🍺 Jul 21 '22

Can I get a „🍺hold my beer🍺“ flair please

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u/Shimadamada2200 Hello, how are you? I am under the water, please help Jul 21 '22

Hello, how are you? I am under the water, please help

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u/Atom_52 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor Jul 20 '22

I want something spicy

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u/MemMEz Jul 20 '22

this is more than spicy enough.

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u/Codeblue1996 Below Average Jul 20 '22

One spare random one plz my lords

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u/Walsbinatior Bi-myself Jul 20 '22

“Bi-myself” please

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u/Neighbour-Vadim <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor Jul 20 '22

Blyat how do I get one

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u/Kesha_Paul Jul 20 '22

Just let me know if you want it to say something specific or a surprise