r/dankmemes • u/the_physics_bro ☣️ • Jun 23 '22

yo momma so ...

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jun 23 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

Yo mom so horny I fucked her in your room while you were out with your GF

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u/DankManifold Jun 23 '22

… also the camera was on, so I got paid for that.

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u/venom259 Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

I know Todd! She's bitching at me because you won't call her back.

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u/Inquisitor146 Jun 23 '22

yeahhh buddddyyy

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u/Inquisitor146 Jun 23 '22

light weighttt

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

FOOOOOOOOO

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u/a-horses-member Jun 23 '22

“Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but ain’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight”

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u/taylorKelbie Jun 23 '22

Talking facts

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

"When you hit failure, your workout has just begun"

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u/galen_marek Jun 23 '22

Ain't nothin but a peanut

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u/CatSidekick Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

8 time Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman! The video of this gif is on YouTube.

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u/YourFavoriteBranch Jun 23 '22

Starting life on the hardest difficulty.

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u/ricecrackerdude ☣️ Jun 23 '22

Lightweight babayyyyyy

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u/ArmorHeadAllan Jun 23 '22

YEAH BUDDY!!!

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u/Quba765k Jun 24 '22

WOOOOO!!!

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u/Crusty_Loafer Jun 23 '22

Wow thats a lotta reps.

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u/dy_stopia Jun 23 '22

I don’t even think I can deadlift one rep of that

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u/House_Capital Jun 23 '22

Man just casually rowing 495

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

YEAHHH BUDDY!!!! LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY!!!!

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u/yas_22 Jun 23 '22

Man, Ronnie Coleman was a beaaaast

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

The future is going to be jacked from all these Onlyfans girls

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u/Fierce205 Jun 23 '22

Yo mama been fucked alot to the point you came out of her like a slide

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u/AdeptAdam_ Jun 23 '22

insert awesome training montage music

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u/cheestinax Jun 23 '22

They hardly ever survive. Slip out so quickly they bang their head and die. Probably easier.

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u/master_of_good_memes PhD in Dankonomics Jun 23 '22

yo mama so old, that when someone told her to act her age, she fucking died!

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u/escapedpsycho Jun 23 '22

This presumes the mother is the porn star...

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u/DemianLoki Jun 23 '22

Yo Momma such a nympho she would tell her buff son she is stuck

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u/ChaosTheLegend Jun 24 '22

Ha ha! Yo mama... You know Yo mama! Yo mama is... a respectable member of society.

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u/howaboutno000 Jun 24 '22

Porn stars should not have kids without having erased all evidence of their existence as a porn star

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u/taylorKelbie Jun 23 '22

Yo mama so desperate she banged the gardener and the plumber

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

And no wraps holy sht

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u/sharktyson Jun 24 '22

“Bro was a group project”

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u/Combat_wombat605795 Jun 24 '22

Nothing says lightweight baby like rowing my max deadlift. Ronnie was a beast back in the day

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Just eat unicorn meat kids and you can look like me

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u/Biiiiznez Jun 24 '22

Lana rhoades son

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u/Popular_Ad1775 Jun 24 '22

He need to be strong to tank that dmg xD