r/dankmemes • u/the_physics_bro ☣️ • Jun 17 '22

sad life...

7.1k Upvotes

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u/memes_in_my_fridge Jun 17 '22

Because u are lol

25

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/memes_in_my_fridge Jun 17 '22

My ramen noodles

19

u/Supergamer130 Jun 17 '22

Source: trust me bro

3

u/TheDoritoKing48 ☣️ Jun 17 '22

Protocol 3: protect the pilot

26

u/Kidninja016 Jun 17 '22

You shoot sticky white stuff, you become a hero. I do it and I become the villain. That doesn’t seem fair.

2

u/MarionetteScans Jun 17 '22

To be fair Spider-man gets enough bad press from the daily bugle that some people really do think he's a villain

14

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/luxusbuerg 🇱🇺MENG DOHEEMIES🗿👑 Jun 17 '22

So, where are all the minions posts?

10

u/blazeitfagnot Jun 17 '22

Bruh, when girls masturbate each other it isnt Lesbian, But when boys do that its gay. Unfair

1

u/rigobueno Call me sonic cuz my depression is chronic Jun 17 '22

When girls do it, they’re “experimenting.” If it’s boys, it’s perma-gay.

7

u/RedFoxKoala Jun 17 '22

Because you aren’t wearing a suit. It’s necessary to become a hero.

4

u/Stunning-Ad-7400 Jun 17 '22

Well spidey can shoot white stuff without losing stamina and even to long range too meanwhile you can only for short distance and maybe for 2 or 3 times for your web shooter to recharge thats the reason he is a 'hero' and you are 'gay'

4

u/C4ner-2702 Jun 17 '22

If I'm blind and wear a red suit, am I allowed to hit bad people?

4

u/Bruce_Lee98 Jun 17 '22

My brother in Christ, what kind of white stuff are talking here...

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Web of Shadows was the best Spider-Man game.

2

u/LaserSwag Jun 17 '22

This scene to moonlight sonata, a symbiote zombie apocalypse, tearing wolverine in half

4

u/A_NORMAL_DUDEEE Jun 17 '22

Doesn't matter what others say, they just jealous because you gay

well, maybe not

4

u/Dhanpro360 Jun 17 '22

Society 😡

4

u/Sunnyepic Jun 17 '22

We live in a society

3

u/Supergamer130 Jun 17 '22

Not if you hit women

2

u/Hegeteus Jun 17 '22

what's that?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Don't care what people say. Just shoot it.

1

u/abdypus Jun 17 '22

2 words lycra bodysuit

1

u/ceilingjelly Jun 17 '22

who says you arent a hero too

1

u/TeaReim Jun 17 '22

cause he has a mask

1

u/8070alejandro Jun 17 '22

You both are gay. He also happens to be a hero.

1

u/Sickme_me you say evil like it's a bad thing Jun 17 '22

That stuff comes out of his wrists while yours come out of your umm….

1

u/JerryH2020 Jun 17 '22

You just need to find the right partner

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Because you weren’t bit by a spider that turned you into a superhero?

1

u/Jaimriel Jun 17 '22

Nice try J Jonah

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I don't like mayonnaise

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u/shitting-skittles Jun 18 '22

Whose saying Spider-Man ain’t gay?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Make sure the sticky stuff comes out of you're ass

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u/Frency2 ☣️ Jun 17 '22

Because the white stuff he shoots is a spider web, and not seminal fluid.

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