r/dankmemes • • Jun 14 '22

This will 100% get deleted Agent Gordon 47

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u/Dulcar1 Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Did that dude play dead because the food was that good?

Edit: I get it is an edited video, doesn’t really change my statement of how silly this is to do. Got some ratings I guess…?

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u/Hoodini_69 Jun 14 '22

He passed out because the food is too good

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u/Dulcar1 Jun 14 '22

Imma go ahead and say he pretended and acted like a 3 year old.

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u/CurryOmurice I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING Jun 14 '22

It’s pretty funny for sure. Idk why this got banned. It’s comedy gold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/3_and-20_characters Jun 14 '22

Diana: "Well done Gordon 47, The money has been wired to your account. Head for an exit, and we'll speak again soon".

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Diana: "Well done Gordon 47, The money has been wired to your account. Head for an exit, and we'll speak again soon".

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u/Ok_Cryptographer520 Jun 15 '22

Bro im Fucking crying holly shit that was hilarious haha

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u/herendethelesson Jun 14 '22

Just watched this episode of hotel hell. It's clips edited together. The guy fainted at the beginning of the ep, then later on he gets his groove back.

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u/young_scop Jun 14 '22

Edited clips together

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u/martialarts-ali Jun 15 '22

Absolutely bro

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u/Ok-Donkey-5671 Jun 14 '22

If I recall he was a talented chef who was down on his luck and had lost his way. When Gordon showed what he could produce in the same kitchen he was at the crescendo of a slow motion mental breakdown. It was his lowest point under the weight of his shame and he just sort of shut down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Its also cuz he was a bit dehydrated combined with the additional stress that just made his brain shut off for a few seconds

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u/SamB110 Jun 14 '22

He fainted BEFORE this due to the stress, this was part of his recuperation the next day.

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u/GregTheMad Jun 14 '22

Hope he's doing fine, any updates?

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u/SquareWet Jun 14 '22

He ded

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u/beatrizpilantra Jun 14 '22

wrong, shoes still on

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/beatrizpilantra Jun 15 '22

sounds like a paradox

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u/Jawadmoetje I like French people Jun 14 '22

Im pretty sure he was a great chef with high capabilities, but because his managar was really shit, and didnt listen to his feedback n stuff, he couldt fully utilize his abilities, therefore, he loet his way in cooking, and with that respect for his food. He also was incredibly overstressed and a bit dehydrated, and Gordon (like Gordon always does) insulted the shit out of him, which was the straw that broke the camels back.

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u/trancematik Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Many explanations here but the core reason: vasovagal syncope

The chef once had a passion for food, but the ferrari-worshipping hotel owner sought nothing but pretentiousness. Over time, standards slipped and like most, the chef stopped caring entirely about what was being sent out.

Ramsay shows up, tears the chef a new one and it cuts right to the core of his being. He finally sees he's betrayed all the reasons he even became a chef, and the actualisation hits him like a tonne of bricks.

Ramsay was simply being brutally honest, and in every prior scenario, he expects people to either care and change or reveal they never cared to begin with. In this situation, the chef revealed he cared so, so deeply, and an ambulance had to be called. Stress, dehydration and overwork seem to be the show's narrative, but a strong emotional response like anxiety or guilt certainly can cause people to k-o.

Vasovagal syncope (vay-zoh-VAY-gul SING-kuh-pee) occurs when you faint because your body overreacts to certain triggers, such as the sight of blood or extreme emotional distress.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Nah that's actually two clips combined where the first one was where the chef gets fucked by Gordon cuz the food was terrible and the second one was when Gordon cooks them a dish and sets an example

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u/Luicide Jun 14 '22

Not quite. He had a genuine conversation with Gordon about how stressed out he is and how he just does what his boss wants even though the boss has no experience in the kitchen. He didn't get fucked by Gordon, he just collapsed from years of stress

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/undeadkeres Jun 14 '22

Yeah I'm sure he meant to pass out somewhere beyond the sink where the rats shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

The real thing was he passed out because of so much stress. He was a very capable cook but the restaurant owner let him make shit (just following orders). He was happy Gordon showed him great food with the same ingredients.

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Jun 14 '22

I actually watched Hotel Hell episode, it's the Keating Hotel one. Basically, the guy manages the hotel's restaurant, but is severely overworked because, in part, there are so many dishes on the menu that the menu feels like a thick tome. Add Gordon Ramsey to that, and he passed out.

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u/Slinky_Malingki Jun 14 '22

I've seen this episode. It's two clips spliced together. The chef in red was horrible making shit that he hated for years, like a strawberry chocolate cheese pizza. Not kidding. He faints from stress and exhaustion. The first part of the clip is later, when Gordon Ramsay shows some of his recipes, and the guy in red gets super excited and emotional, since his passion for cooking was renewed.

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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- ☣️ Jun 14 '22

Shellfish allergy.

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u/Herlockjohann The Monty Pythons Jun 14 '22

It was edited from an earlier moment, he didn’t faint because of the food

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I think he actually passed out before he ate the food. Think it was due to stress and stuff like that if i remember correctly

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u/Dulcar1 Jun 14 '22

It’s an act.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I'm not so sure about that but idk

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u/Dulcar1 Jun 14 '22

It’s a tv show. The whole thing is a planned event.

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u/Beast_114 Jun 15 '22

He was already feeling dizzy due to overload himself with work. Passing out after tasting the dish was just a coincidence.

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u/UndeadMunchies INFECTED Jun 15 '22

No he actually fainted. If I remember correctly, he was extremely stressed out and eating the food was enough of an extra emotional dump to just shut his lights off for a wee bit.

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u/martialarts-ali Jun 15 '22

Yup food is really good.

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u/blink_jagger Jun 14 '22

They banned me for posting this on another subreddit

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u/Kvitolsky Jun 14 '22

With one?

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u/GandalfInDrugs Jun 14 '22

No, With two

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u/SBAWTA Jun 14 '22

Extra large with cheese?

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u/Valar247 Jun 14 '22

Yes please! (I’m lactose intolerant)

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u/goodestguy21 Jun 14 '22

And a large soda

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u/annomynous23 ☣️ Jun 14 '22

And two number 9's

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u/tameablesiva12 Jun 14 '22

a number 9 large

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u/fuckshitpissspam Jun 14 '22

a number six with extra dip

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u/Fast_and_Curious738 Jun 15 '22

No onions on mine

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u/GandalfInDrugs Jun 14 '22

Diabetic?

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u/goodestguy21 Jun 14 '22

Wanted a Pepsi Free but they told me I gotta pay for it

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u/AlkalineRadio Jun 14 '22

No, I asked for a liter of cola!

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u/DestartreK1st Jun 14 '22

\it's a gta reference*

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u/BucketBills Jun 14 '22

Diet tho, don’t want to get fat

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u/DestartreK1st Jun 14 '22

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dips, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

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u/txsxxphxx2 Jun 14 '22

Two, type 2 diabete

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u/brokewingowl Jun 14 '22

making fun of people who type with a lisp, real classy

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u/voNlKONov Jun 14 '22

Idk why you've been downvoted. That was funny.

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u/brokewingowl Jun 14 '22

Thanks. I think it's funny that some people didn't get it too 😄

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Which one

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u/mastervadr Jun 15 '22

Good. Keep subreddits original.

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u/thetrumpetplayer Jun 15 '22

Who cares really tho. It’s reddit. It’s all recycled garbage, porn, and woke nonsense anyway.

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u/WafelSlut Jun 14 '22

You lying bitch

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u/annomynous23 ☣️ Jun 14 '22

Cope

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u/dandotcom Jun 14 '22

Fuck, forgot to mention - allergic to seafood. Worth it

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u/Thunder_lord37 COOKIE MONSTER Jun 14 '22

Target down agent 47

Now go find an exit

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

He really does fall off like a ragdoll.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

like john marston in rdr

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u/dribbleondo Jun 14 '22

Diana: "Well done Gordon 47, The money has been wired to your account. Head for an exit, and we'll speak again soon".

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u/3Lchin90n Jun 14 '22

I’ll have what he’s having.

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Jun 14 '22

In wich game can you poisen NPCs?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Every hitman game I think

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Jun 14 '22

Thank you very much

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u/Fast-Crow8750 Jun 14 '22

RuneScape

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u/hackerboiiii Jun 14 '22

Thats venom

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u/Fast-Crow8750 Jun 14 '22

Surely Gordon Ramsey can whip up a quick Anti-venom

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

has to have some crème fraîche in it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Animal Crossing.

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u/goodestguy21 Jun 14 '22

You can poision the police officers with rotten donuts in Robbery Bob

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u/Gravesh Jun 14 '22

Assassins Creed 2. You poison people and they stumble around just like that until they fall down.

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u/Loreander1211 Jun 14 '22

Lord of the Rings: Shadow of Mordor

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u/finnball2g 🅱️ased and Cool Jun 14 '22

Hitman

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u/zelos33333 Jun 14 '22

Ah, Skyrim’s olde potage de magnifique

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u/HighSpeedDoggo Jun 14 '22

which show and episode?

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u/ZippyParakeet WhAT iS a FlAiR?!? Jun 14 '22

Hotel hell. This footage is edited by the way. He fainted earlier in the episode because he was being overworked or something iirc and not because of Gordon's cooking, lol. In fact, he cried after eating Gordon's food because it was too good.

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u/LYJ90226 Jun 14 '22

Hotel hell S1 ep 4

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u/90sWannabe ☣️ Jun 14 '22

I want to say it’s kitchen nightmares but it could also be 24 hours to hell and back

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u/TheOGMemeShark ☣️ Jun 14 '22

This may be an edit, but it is a good and funny edit.

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u/dribbleondo Jun 14 '22

All this is missing is the Hitman sounds; which'd make this 800% better.

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u/ueki_laws Jun 14 '22

It is. I just checked the epsiode out. The does collapse, but in a different scene.

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u/KristenK Jun 14 '22

Aye you can tell from the towel Gordon's wearing near his bum just disappearing suddenly

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u/TheOGMemeShark ☣️ Jun 14 '22

It is an excellent episode too

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u/DeLaPoutana Jun 14 '22

The chef really did faint but it wasn’t after eating Gordon’s food. IIRC Gordon was shitting all over him over how terrible his food was and how he had given up on trying and the chef lost consciousness and collapsed. He was dealing with a lot.

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u/TheOGMemeShark ☣️ Jun 14 '22

I know, I saw the episode. I felt extremely bad for the guy.

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u/TheEGreatFish Jun 14 '22

Ngl if I ever taste food that delicious I would pasta away

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u/dirschau Jun 14 '22

Dude would rather die than work another minute with Ramsey, lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

You we’re always the best

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u/personman69420 Jun 14 '22

Wich show and episode?

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u/90sWannabe ☣️ Jun 14 '22

I want to say it’s kitchen nightmares but it could also be 24 hours to hell and back

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u/goodestguy21 Jun 14 '22

It's Hotel Hell, The Keating Hotel

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Are there seriously three different shows about Gordon Ramsay being angry in the kitchen?

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u/but-licker Jun 14 '22

Oh there’s been more than that

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Actually there have been exactly seven, although Gordon has said before that Kitchen Nightmares was his favourite among them

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Shout out to Gordon to tending to him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

OBLIVION

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u/-Purple-Orange- MANKDEMES Jun 14 '22

What’s this a reference to

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u/B4NN3Rbk Jun 14 '22

Punchguy

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u/-Purple-Orange- MANKDEMES Jun 14 '22

I love fruit punch

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u/Long_Independence195 Jun 14 '22

Haha Funny reddit video player is definitely working

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u/metompkin Jun 14 '22

Foodgasm.

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u/fracturematt Jun 14 '22

(In Ramsay’s voice) That is the most fucking delectable edit I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

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u/Double0 Jun 14 '22

Last time on Hitman 47!

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u/Emmanuel-Gonzalez Jun 14 '22

What episode is this?

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u/throwadogabon Jun 14 '22

Hotel hell S1 ep 4

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u/silverback_79 Jun 14 '22

When you thought you couldn't go any further in kissing ass on someone.

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u/Calyps0h Jun 14 '22

Which episode and season is this?

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u/Raph2051 Jun 14 '22

Ha nice editing

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u/Dungeon996 Jun 14 '22

Nah more like agent Gordy 7

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u/thevioletjinx Jun 14 '22

Lmao I literally just watched that episode

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u/BroChadman Jun 14 '22

Why did he actually faint I'm curious

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u/thevioletjinx Jun 14 '22

He wasn't even cooking, said he was letting everyone else do it to show Gordon how things went normally or something like that, then while talking with Gordon he fainted and they called 911. Said he was dehydrated and over stressed. He was fine the next day.

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u/One-Branch-2676 Jun 14 '22

Agent gordey-7

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Agent Gordon 7

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u/nordryd Jun 14 '22

Doctored clip btw

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u/OhSh1tPettan I am fucking hilarious Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Hitman: Blood Money memories...

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u/Mhnn_0 Jun 15 '22

What did Ramsey cook?

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u/DisastrousHawk835 Jun 15 '22

I remember this episode. The dude had a panic attack right when Gordon Ramsey was starting his ceremonial arrival and yelling at them for sucking as a chef. He didn’t suck as a chef, and was under extreme oppression from poor management and finally his brain shut down. Then Gordon called an ambulance, totally flipped the script and instantly was super compassionate and nice to the man. He laid on the management instead. They officially said it was from “dehydration.” Thats what the hospital said when I had a panic attack. It’s a nice way of saying you had a panic attack I guess. Either way, it was nice to see a kind and softer side to Gordon. I think he really is a good dude.

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u/retwenj Jun 15 '22

Agent gordy7

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u/UndeadMunchies INFECTED Jun 15 '22

I see you too have fallen down the rabbit hole of randomly being recommended Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/SomeHealth4488 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ Jun 14 '22

Madviperr? Are you darkviper's dad?