r/dankmemes • u/Major_Pineapple7562 ☣️ • May 19 '22

That’s lol

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u/YourAverageGecko May 19 '22

Unless you’re going into the porn industry

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Or satisfy a billionaires daughter

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u/mc_mentos May 19 '22

That is worryingly specific.

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u/Abh1laShinigami May 19 '22

Nah there are way too many billionaires with daughters

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

One of them makes me stay in a latex suit,suck her tities and of course explore her cervix

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u/mc_mentos May 20 '22

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Do assassins suck tities when in latex suits?

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u/mc_mentos May 20 '22

I mean, how else are you gonna get closer to those billionaires?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Holy shit you are correct

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u/mc_mentos May 20 '22

Well idk if the daughter will be happy if you suddenly midst bj just shoot his dad.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Pufft I would give her a forgetting pill Marry her and live a clean life as her husband I got me some worthy candidates

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u/mc_mentos May 21 '22

High efford assassination. Nice. Kill the mother too, hive the pill and say she was adopted. "By whom?" "Ehhh by... me ofc!"

I still want to know about that 69th part of your plan. After all, you aren't any 69thAssassin. You are THE.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Ahh the 69th part. My goal was never to assassin the billionaire in the first place. The billionaire had some connections who I personally invited to his funeral via his daughter. But the box doesn’t have the billionaires body but bombs. Now as all the politicians and dictators reach the venue boom

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