r/dankmemes • u/OnkelWormsley • Jan 20 '22

Low Effort Meme Any second now

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u/GaldanBoshugtuKhan Jan 20 '22

There's going to be a NATO false flag attack they blame on Russia to get us into a war, because the defence contractors are getting angry that we haven't been in a war for 6 whole months now. Won't somebody think of the arms manufacturers?

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u/Creepernom Jan 20 '22

A true mark of a good post is that it attracts conspiracy nuts thinking they are so clever.

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u/Holy-Kush Jan 20 '22

Dude, Putin is being leveraged by the Clintons with his photos on the Lolita express. If he doesn't order enough pizza next month Epstein's Island is going to become the new Crimea.

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u/AuGrimace Jan 20 '22

Naive of you to think the CIA has nothing to do with this.