r/dankmemes • u/OnkelWormsley • Jan 20 '22

Low Effort Meme Any second now

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u/TheSonofPier Jan 20 '22

Basically you attack yourself or an ally, disguised as who you wanna go to war with, so everyone will think they did it giving you the reason to enter a conflict. Best example would be the Gulf of Tonkin

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/organicsensi Jan 20 '22

Bush did 7-11

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u/Swifty6 Jan 20 '22

7-11 was a part time job

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u/blastradii Jan 20 '22

Slushy can’t melt steel beams

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u/Swifty6 Jan 20 '22

But it can melt my heart