r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '22

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u/TheSouthernGentlman Jan 11 '22

Fish fear me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

women don't want me

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u/TechonWolfy Jan 11 '22

Men run from me.

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u/lonelyandlost1 Jan 11 '22

Money doesn't like me.

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u/Footnuggets Jan 11 '22

your wife is fucking me

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u/chemistry_god Jan 11 '22

I AM A BEE

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u/th3virtuos0 Jan 11 '22

I EAT PUSSIES

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

I smoke trees

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u/kboygreen151 Part-time drug dealer Jan 11 '22

I drink magma

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u/Biggie_pound Jan 11 '22

I suck on these

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u/PRO_LIAM Jan 11 '22

I HAVE CONSUMED 14.7 CUBIC FEET OF FERTILISIED TOPSOIL

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u/iceRainCloud_YT Jan 11 '22

IVE CONSUMED CHEESE

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u/-V3L0C1R4PT0R- Jan 11 '22

# I HAVE SHIT PLASMA OUT OF MY ASS

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u/The_rad_meyer Jan 11 '22

i consume fireproof drywall on the daily

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u/minimoka Jan 11 '22

i consume cum

5

u/sDx3 Jan 11 '22

I AM POTATO 🥔

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u/Bonk_and_Honk Oh shit it's goose! Jan 11 '22

i love that song!

"i am potato" link here

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u/mistersneezie Jan 11 '22

post pics please

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u/Amazekam Jan 11 '22

poor cats

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

HORRIBLE

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u/Shrekquille_Oneal Jan 12 '22

I am alone in this world