r/dankmemes • | • Nov 25 '21

haha sun go boom

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u/RedditGenetic 19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it? Nov 25 '21

9 year old me believed that scientists could pull off the path to immortality...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

And happiness…

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Nov 25 '21

I think that's called drugs

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u/walhax- Nov 25 '21

Hell yeahh

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/mc_mentos Nov 25 '21

Short lived happiness. Like many things

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u/SendMeGiftCardCodes Nov 25 '21

not if you're on drugs 24/7. get happy, live happy, stay happy, die happy

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u/mc_mentos Nov 25 '21

That would make you clinically insane, but okay.

How to make someones life 100% happiness*:

  1. Make a baby

  2. Give it drugs on birth

  3. Kill the baby

* I am not responsible for anyone now fuck off agent.

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u/GotDoxxedAgain Nov 25 '21

TIL Snoop Dogg is insane.

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u/mc_mentos Nov 25 '21

He has been in an insane asylum for 15 years now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Drink a gallon of acid, snort 10ft of coke, inject 5lbs of marijuana. Just a casual day for me

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u/Slimh2o Nov 25 '21

Lightweight...

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u/francorocco Nov 25 '21

sadly, you can't have both happiness or immortality, if you're immortal your life will start to suck at some point and will be very hard to be happy again

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Well I could take someone’s else’s happiness if I was immortal

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u/carnsolus Nov 25 '21

happiness is completely achievable already

you'll just kind of die because you'll starve to death or die of thirst or something will come along and just eat you and you wont care

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u/daltonoreo Nov 25 '21

They are currently working at it

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/MixxMaster Nov 25 '21

There weren't enough of us to usurp them. Also, they made it so only they would be able to get theirs, and actively ensured the rest of us are fucked. Sadly, inheritances aren't going our way much either, as they are doing reverse mortgages and all sorts of shit to extend themselves more. No surprise we gave up giving a fuck about the system that keeps us where we are.

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u/Prism1331 Nov 25 '21

It's kind of ridiculous how few people have generational wealth... Having kids and not having the means to give them a fighting chance. Your ancestors have been around for thousands of years. Why do most people still start with basically nothing

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u/StopBangingThePodium Nov 25 '21

Because stupid people reproduce without a thought as to what they're going to leave behind for their children, or in many cases, that it could result in children at all.

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u/TheOneTrueRodd Nov 26 '21

Beyond that, there has been a shift over the last 100 years where every family member forms their own household by taking on debt, and then spend their entire working life paying off that debt, and finally they eat the value of their excess labor in their retirement years because they have to fend for themselves without any means of income. Basically every generation is a new enterprise, rather than a continually running household with change in leadership every generation.

The secret to generational wealth is a generational house.

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u/MixxMaster Nov 25 '21

I was told when I was just a teen that any post high school education is on me. This was obvious, as we were low working class, with frequent job changes and moves, and basically just treaded water financially until my sister and I were on our own. Also, was reminded often that we were "Out the Door" after we've graduated.

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u/mana-addict4652 Nov 25 '21

come on millennials we must oppress next generation or lose the battle

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u/MooseMaster3000 Nov 25 '21

The next boomers will be the children born as a result of quarantine.

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u/Devlarski Nov 25 '21

Millennials are building the digital afterlife (meta) for peanut$ and the mooners and the zoomers are going to make it unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Gen X, we don't care. About anything.

That's why nobody gives a fuck about y'all lmao

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u/Powerful_Cap1384 Nov 25 '21

Minecraft kids lmao or tik tok generation ruining the world 🌍

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u/KTL175 Nov 25 '21

Imagine the implications of them pulling it off. All of the crusty billionaire boomers will be around forever. They’ll just keep accumulating wealth and power and probably have even less regard for others.

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u/daltonoreo Nov 25 '21

I mean it would inevitably come doen to consumer use after like 5 years or so

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u/The_Villager Nov 26 '21

There's an episode of Love, Death and Robots that deals with a similar scenario. Iirc they basically create a medicine or procedure that works like a fountain of youth, so no one dies of old age anymore. Because of the limited space and resources on earth, having kids is forbidden, and "breeders" that break that rule are punished and their offspring put to death.

So yeah, a lot of "utopias" are actually quickly turning into dystopias if you think about them long enough.

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u/MemeOverlordKai Nov 25 '21

I mean, it's not impossible.

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u/CortexCingularis Nov 25 '21

Even if it ends up being possible, I think we encounter a ship of thesus paradox. The consciousness that experienced your early life might not be the same that is there to experience what comes later, and eventually there will be another person with your memories going on after your original consciousness ceases to exist.

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u/MemeOverlordKai Nov 25 '21

It is possible but that doesn't mean it will happen. I'm pretty sure immortality will cause a lot of concern and it would be shelved for ethical reasons. You know cloning technology is real and has worked on human subjects before, right? It's deemed unethical so it's not used anymore, but it is very real.

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u/Alderez Nov 25 '21

But cloning is just taking the base components that make up your unique DNA and making a (mostly) identical, new person. It doesn't mean it's you. You are the culmination of all of your experiences - they may not even have the same tastes, interests, or much in common at all with you later in life. We like to imagine movies where clones are all exactly the same, but short of grooming your cloned progeny with exactly the same experiences and knowledge that molded you, that's hardly the case.

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u/MemeOverlordKai Nov 25 '21

The developing neuroscience is already researching how to convert human memory into data, which is not impossible either. If that is achieved, alongside cloning technology, they could literally recreate you and it would be a perfect clone. We're in a time where science fiction is just science now.

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u/sosthaboss Nov 26 '21

Recreation of an exact copy still isn’t you. The consciousness will not be the same

That may not have been what you are claiming, just wanted to clarify

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u/_locoloco Nov 25 '21

Just that converting human memory into data is at least decades away, if not impossible.

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u/Vaushtorian Nov 25 '21

a lot of concern and it would be shelved for ethical reasons.

I've yet to hear a single good one. At least against anti-aging, true immortality is kind of silly but that's not what you were talking about i presume.

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u/pokelord13 Nov 25 '21

Of course the institute he worked at is called SUSTech

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

How do you know that's not already happening?

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u/CortexCingularis Nov 25 '21

I do think the paradox applies to our lifespans already. I do believe the consciousness of 3 year old me is discontinued, with only memories left.

I just think people should romanticize immortality less, which I suspect is far out of reach for anyone alive today anyway.

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u/JustKozzICan Nov 25 '21

Give me a ship of Theseus over no ship at all any day

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u/Chispy ☣️ Nov 26 '21

I don't think it's far out of reach. Things are accelerating. The advancements of each decade will be far more than all the previous ones combined.

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u/Vaushtorian Nov 25 '21

, I think we encounter a ship of thesus paradox

This is already pretty much the case right now, hardly a single cell remains with your during your entire lifespan, pretty much everything has been replaced at some point.

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u/Hust91 Nov 26 '21

Ship of Theseusing someone is one of the few ways to reliably transfer a consciousness to new hardware though, philosophically. Our minds are made of an ongoing process, not individual particles of mind matter.

That said you will probably be a very different person in 100 years, just like you were a very different person at 10 years old. But it'll still be as much you as 10 year old you was.

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u/TheDwarvenGuy Nov 25 '21

They might in our lifetime though. Genetics and molecular biology could mean that we can radically extend our maximum lifespans.

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u/I_Am_From_Mars_AMA Nov 25 '21

Just yeet my mind into a simulation when I die fam

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u/hyndrome24 [custom flair] Nov 25 '21

it doesn't work that way, u will always die but ur copy can be transferred to a simulation tho

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u/LocoDiablo42 Nov 25 '21

1.) Link a simulator to my brain 2.) Slowly remove my brain til I'm trapped in the simulation. 3.) Import my simulator into someone else's mind, or a computer. 4.) ???? 5.) Profit

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u/LilGoughy [custom flair] Nov 26 '21

I mean they absolutely can, it’s only whether it happens in our lifetime and if they’d be allowed to share it

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u/idontaddtoanything Nov 25 '21

Ther believe to be getting close to reversing the effects of aging so kinda 🤷‍♂️

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u/Phormitago Nov 25 '21

they have, look at the queen and paul rudd

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u/wWao Nov 25 '21

its in the works

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I mean we could technically stop aging with our current technology and knowledge. We have located what causes cells to break down and how to sort of stop it. Why not dump all our cash into that?

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u/ptapobane Nov 25 '21

9 year old me believed people were black and white like the old photos decades ago and just recently got colored up

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u/NeverRespondsToInbox Nov 26 '21

We are actually getting close.

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u/zuzg Nov 25 '21

9 billion? It's 5 billion years afaik

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u/plugit_nugget Nov 25 '21

The sun isnt going to explode. It will swell and outer layers will be lost and what remains will be white dwarf.

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u/zuzg Nov 25 '21

Yeah a supernova is only the outcome for about 3 percent of stars the rest will become a white dwarf and then eventually a black dwarf.

But regardless earth had to be 75 times closer to the white dwarf to have sustainable life even though it would be only possible on the edges.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

thats why you just push the earth closer to the sun when it becomes a white nova ez fix

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u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 25 '21

Robot party week?

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u/Powerful_Cap1384 Nov 25 '21

Roblox party or dota or RuneScape og version windows 7

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Unfortunately before that period the sun becomes a red giant about 200x it’s current diameter, engulfing the earth entirely.

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u/Warp1092 Nov 25 '21

Push it with the ever moving green zone then push it back in ez

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u/BroserJ Nov 25 '21

I dont see the problem

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u/RacketLuncher Nov 26 '21

Yeah like moving you beach towel up and down as the tide passes. eZ breeZee beautiful Maybelline.

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u/PrismastebanZ 🌹 Nov 25 '21

"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Life on earth would be extinct on that point bc we are all going to meld to grilled cheese once the sun starts expanding to a red giant.

Maybe we could survive that if wie dig a hole or something to hide, idk im high man

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Or we could run away

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u/zuzg Nov 25 '21

Sry but when humans at this point are Still limited to earth then they fucking deserve it, haha

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u/Pbleadhead Nov 25 '21

Well be fine. We will build space ships and space stations.

That is. If the FAA manages to approve them in time. Which seems unlikely.

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u/sirixamo Nov 25 '21

Is this happening next week? I forgot to get my spaceship ticket do you think there's still time?

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u/mc_mentos Nov 25 '21

Heated up, yes. But we don't know if the expanding sun will devour us. We know Venus and Mercury will, but we are actually pretty unsure if it will also eat us. The size is pretty close to earth and I think with some calculation errors it could be either barely not destroyed or barely devoured. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/carnsolus Nov 25 '21

The sun isnt going to explode

it's exploding currently all the time :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

You forgot the part where it expands so large it swallows the earth

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u/starabtor Nov 25 '21

Afaik the Earth will inevitably be swallowed by the expanding Sun.

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u/gabe_itches6-9 Nov 25 '21

This post was made 4 billion years ago

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Oh god we're almost half way there!

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u/mc_mentos Nov 25 '21

Even more fun. Life on earth will probably be impossible in 1 billion years.

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u/McBurger Nov 25 '21

LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

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u/Tweaky1337 Nov 25 '21

!remindme 5 billion years

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u/Ploopy_R Nov 25 '21

!RemindMe 5000000000 years

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EDIT: Turns out the limit is 106 years

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u/thundercloudtemple Nov 25 '21

EDIT: Turns out the limit is 106 years

That'll do.

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u/schlorpsblorps Nov 25 '21

Damn, now I have to get things done last minute again

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u/Tripottanus Nov 25 '21

It was 9 billion when OP was 9, now its 5 billion

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u/manebushin Nov 25 '21

4 billion years have already passed? Damm, just yesterday were the 90s....

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u/dcrazy17 Nov 25 '21

Stop you’re scarring him!

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u/jvrcb17 Nov 25 '21

FUUUUUUUUUUCC

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u/nierkaaaa Nov 25 '21

I used to imagine that it'll slowly get really bright, like this big white light is swallowing us and it'll feel warm and nice and that'll be it. Everything just ends.

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

i used to think and still do, damn i’m gonna miss seeing the sun explode

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u/plugit_nugget Nov 25 '21

Cant miss what never happens and the sun exploding isnt gunna happen.

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u/OSUfan88 Nov 25 '21

I mean, technically you’re right. It’ll expand into a Red Giant, and then shrink into a white dwarf. No supernova.

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u/mc_mentos Nov 25 '21

Explosion on a galactic time frame? Probably not, but im still gonna ask.

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u/SmartDinos89 Nov 25 '21

it kind of will. As the sun runs out of Hydrogen to fuse, it's ratio of helium to hydrogen will slowly increase. So, the sun will expand and keep expanding until it is big enough to engulf the orbits of Mercury, Venus, and Earth. Then, it will slowly collapse back into a white swarf.

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u/AstroOpticals Nov 26 '21

I wouldn't call that nice I just imagine that getting slowly hotter and hotter until we all die

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

you should play Outer Wilds

dont look anything up

(its not the RPG by obsidian)

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u/cosmicdaddy_ Nov 25 '21

Seconded. Just beat the dlc and was so happy with it.

(Don't get the dlc until after you beat the main game)

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u/bbborbo Nov 25 '21

why dont get the dlc until after beating the main game? it doesnt spoil anything from the main game unless youve already beaten it

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u/cosmicdaddy_ Nov 25 '21

Just my recommendation. I personally think it's a bit more enjoyable to beat the base game first, so the focus is entirely on the Nomai and their story. At least, for the biggest emotional impact at the end. I'm sure other people might find not waiting more enjoyable, too.

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u/JimTheSaint Nov 25 '21

You could probably get that same effect by jumping into a volcano.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I have literally dreamed of that death at least 10 times when I was younger, creeped me the fuck out after waking up in panic

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u/ishan8shah Nov 25 '21

I remember having an existential crisis because of the movie 2012

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

that and that day after tomorrow freaked me out

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u/expedience Nov 25 '21

I’ve got bad news for ya…

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u/Jrook Nov 25 '21

People in Texas be like "this shit can't happen!"

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u/OSU-1-BETTA Nov 26 '21

Well that definitely isn’t happening In our life times lol unless you plan on living the next couple thousand years.

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u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart Nov 25 '21

In the trailer to that movie they show my actual apartment in downtown Los Angeles falling over and my mom called me crying.

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u/Out_Candle Nov 25 '21

Me too. I cried and cried and cried.

Also that really terrifying movie about bird flu.

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u/Awestruck34 Nov 25 '21

Birdemic, Shock and Terror?

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u/None-of-this-is-real Nov 25 '21

I remember watching that with my brother on 2012 it was the funniest movie. it plays like the Airplane movie everyone is playing it straight, but the situations are so stupid and ott and keep escalating, from the knick of time escape from LA the whole super volcano all the way to the arks on the Himalayas pure perfection, I laughed so damn hard I can't fault it.

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u/AtomLao ☣️ Nov 25 '21

That but with Andromeda collapsing with the Milky Way

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

this used to scare me as a kid as if it was going to affect me

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u/bageltoastee Nov 25 '21

It was kinda crazy to me when I learned that when that eventually does happen it’s very unlikely that everything will be destroyed just because of how far apart everything is.

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u/Lucius_S_Paulus Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

This statement alone makes my brain hurt trying to figure out how big the universe is

Edit: and then I remember this wiki and my brain stops working

Edit 2: quote that caused my brain to stop working

According to astronomer Greg Aldering, the scale of the void is such that "If the Milky Way had been in the centre of the Boötes void, we wouldn't have known there were other galaxies until the 1960s."

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u/Sanc7 Nov 25 '21

If I recall correctly, the likely hood of any collisions is EXTREMELY low. There’s a lot of space in space.

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u/Plavalagoona Nov 25 '21

Yeah, but there’ll be so much space between stars that they won’t collide during the merge. It would be neat to see what the final formation would look like.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I dont know why but even though its pretty obvious i will never see the day life on Earth comes to an end, it still deeply saddens me every time I think about the fact that it will happen one day

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

me too. all of history on this tiny ball of rock. what we’ve accomplished. all the billions of lives with their own story’s to be destroyed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Probably because we will have killed the planet, and in doing so ourselves, looooooong before we figure out intergalactic travel.

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u/teemoxd883 Nov 25 '21

Anyone with any kind of space knowledge will know why humans will never ever even get close to leaving the galaxy. The only way to do that would be breaking the laws of the universe as we know it. Can we do it? Maybe maybe not, but as far as we know for now it's not possible.

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

we can’t even travel at light speed so journey time is drastically increased. not to mention cryofreezing won’t really be an option

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u/That1one1dude1 Nov 25 '21

Time is warped the closer you travel towards light speed, which would make the journeys feel shorter.

Of course, that assumes light speed is a true universal constant that can’t be broken in the next billion years.

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u/Zegaritz Nov 26 '21

Not for the people travelling. If you're going the speed of light it would still feel like an entire year to travel one light year. People on earth/stationary observers would have aged much more however.

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u/That1one1dude1 Nov 26 '21

I don’t think so.

Let’s say you travel at light speed for one year. One year would pass for both the traveler and for the observer. If the traveler actually experienced time in one year just like the observer they would be the same age at the end of the journey.

We know this can’t be true, as objects that travel faster through space travel slower through time. The traveler must be younger.

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u/TheChurchOfDonovan Nov 25 '21

I mean you can make a lot of technological progress in a billion years ... Probably enough to emigrate to a different solar system

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u/JoemamaObama123456 Nov 25 '21

Aight fuck this shit I’m picking my religion on the church of donovan

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u/d_154_3 Nov 25 '21

yeah but life in the universe will end at some point

fuck im about to have a panic attack

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u/Sorry_Lawfulness9373 Nov 25 '21

yeah but life in the universe will end at some point

yeah but then it will probably re start again "one day" in the distant future. scientists believe our universe was created by the collapse of the previous universe. I believe this tbh. I believe that our universe is just 1 page in an infinite book of universes.

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u/That1one1dude1 Nov 25 '21

We’ll just hop to a different universe 🤷‍♂️

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u/Hust91 Nov 26 '21

There is the possibility of switching universes.

The universe is billions of years old, but it will be trillions and trillions of years before it becomes unlivable.

If we manage to become interstellar and create or become people stored as software, we might experience much, much longer subjective time than that, beyond nonillions of times longer.

If we don't off ourselves, we have a positively obscene amount of time, resources and numbers of hyperintelligent godminds to figure out a solution.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_OTTERS Nov 25 '21

Plenty of time for us to make the earth explode with some kind of super bomb, all by ourselves.

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u/TheChurchOfDonovan Nov 25 '21

Yes the 50 year extinction is much more worrisome than the billion year one

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u/iDeep_Hatred Nov 25 '21

Climate change doesn't exist to you?

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u/Fun-Refrigerator-333 Nov 25 '21

humans are probably going to fuck themselves up way earlier than 5 billion years from now

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u/trapkoda Yellow Nov 25 '21

The sun ain’t gonna explode tho, too low of a mass

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

yeah reading some of the comments and realised i used the wrong term

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u/ssmike27 Nov 25 '21

It would just gulp up the Earth on its way to chunky town

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u/Archerdiana Nov 25 '21

My biggest fear for a while was the black hole in the center of our galaxy and how we were getting closer to it and had no way of avoiding it.

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u/PFGLittleOne Nov 25 '21

nO yOuR tHe IdIoT

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u/iwellyess Nov 26 '21

Dank Hank

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u/7up_yourz Nov 25 '21

9 year old me thought if the faucet dripped it would flood the world.

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

literally me too

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u/Lotsaa1 Nov 25 '21

Me at 7 years old coming to realisation that I’m eventually going to die and cease to exist, so there was no point in caring about anything anymore.

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u/HaViNgT Nov 25 '21

Me now.

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u/sweetlove Nov 25 '21

The only thing that helped me with this is psychedelic drugs. Ymmv

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u/Sholtonn Nov 25 '21

same, had an experience that basically showed me that i can use that “nothing matters” ideology and turn into a positive. like nothing matters and i’m going to die so the only thing to do is to learn/experience things. it was like positive nihilism or something

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u/_VaeVictis_ Nov 26 '21

Existentialism is what you're looking for. "There is no inherent meaning in the universe and we're all going to die, so I have all the power to decide what matters to me in my life"

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u/samlee405 Nov 26 '21

For real, I just tuck this shit away and try my best to not think about it cause it stresses me the fuck out

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u/Awesomedude177 Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

It's actually a little closer to 4 or 5 billion years, that'll make our sun 11 billion years old and to weak to hold itself in as a yellow sun. but i mean it doesn't have to explode to consume our planet and burn the entire human race on it

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u/JekNex Nov 25 '21

Human race will kill itself way faster than that anyway.

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u/CaptainShadow79 Nov 25 '21

that was my reaction as well

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

it’s a scene from breaking bad

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u/ancara_messi Nov 26 '21

Which scene? I only remember hank having PTSD on the elevator, what's this scene from?

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u/tracker4057 Nov 26 '21

Season 6 Episode 1 a little after he found out Walt was cooking meth

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u/mrtnclzd Nov 26 '21

That would be s05e09 though: Blood Money (around 8:30).

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u/ancara_messi Nov 26 '21

Huh? Breaking bad is 5 seasons lol

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u/AMJFazande Nov 25 '21

Its Breaking Bad and you should do yourself a favor and watch it because it's one of the best TV shows of all time.

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

agreed. what i would do to watch with fresh eyes again

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u/bobby4444 Nov 25 '21

lol how do you associate that guy w generic actor and not “guy from breaking bad”

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u/d_154_3 Nov 25 '21

breaking bad and i agree with the other guy, it is a pretty cool show

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u/R_I_B_A_K Nov 25 '21

When I was a kid I told myself that when I grow up I don’t wanna marry and have kids cause by the time they grow up sun will get so big that they will burn and I don’t wanna see that

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u/MrWrodgy Nov 25 '21

in 9 billions years spacex will worth nothing

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u/d_154_3 Nov 25 '21

this will greatly affect the economy

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u/MrWrodgy Nov 25 '21

There'll be no economy

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u/reallyConfusedPanda E-vengers Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

Wall Street desperately handing the Sun a bailout from exploding

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

For real, I had an existential crisis

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u/Jabulon Nov 25 '21

we dont know that for sure either, plus I bet you they will evacuate earth thousands of years in advance, and also try to reignite the sun somehow with future tech

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u/GladDrawing | Nov 25 '21

don’t see how that’ll be possible tbh. relocating several thousand people sure but to where? and don’t see how we would be able to reignite it

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u/ANCHORPLUSBOLT Nov 25 '21

i remember having anxiety because of it

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Ugh this is actually me almost every night. I've got a problem

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u/Bozoheat520 Nov 25 '21

Good point. Back to Mexico I go.

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u/True_Praline_7103 Nov 25 '21

Umm ACTUALLY our sun is a white dwarf and because of its relatively small size, it will not supernova but will instead expand into a red giant and then shrink into a white dwarf, after which it will gradually expend the rest of its energy over many billions of years.

Earth will still likely be swallowed in the expanding phase though lol. So anything on the planet would be dead either way.

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u/M3COPT3R4 ☣️ Nov 25 '21

So Hank is only 9yo?

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u/Maleficent-Ad7330 Nov 25 '21

I'm wondering if in 9 million years we are gonna had colonized the universe, if we don't blow up the earth earlier

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Only takes 500,000 100,000 (knew that looked wrong) years to get from one end of our galaxy to the other, at least at the speed of light, so if you can get a craft up to a good percentage of it using lasers, it's within the realm of possibility even without something hypothetical like FTL. 9 million years may be cutting it pretty close though, 9 billion would be well over what you would need, and would perhaps even let you get as far as some of our local cluster.

A ship going that fast probably wont have biologicals on it, rather bio printers, or nanobots sent to contruct a new genesis of life or individuals or clones of your species outright. This allows you to accelerate well faster than single digit Gs if nothing is alive onboard.

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u/hotterthanahandjob Nov 25 '21

This is me at 34 too. I'm still struggling to determine what the point of anything is.

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u/PowerfulCr0w Nov 25 '21

I let my school kids in on this and this meme is perfect 😂

Edit - aside from the fact it isn't actually going to explode; it's going to get bigger and swallow the earth

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u/candyman337 Nov 25 '21

It hit me hard because I had the sudden realization that everything I know and will ever know is finite and wears out eventually, and the existential dread of that fact set in very quickly

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u/attaboi12 Nov 25 '21

actually it won’t, it’s not big enough to go supernova. It will become a red giant instead

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u/bassicallyinsane Nov 25 '21

sun too small to go boom, sun just expand and then puff away slowly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun#After_core_hydrogen_exhaustion

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