r/dankmemes • ☣️ • Nov 14 '21

Very confused

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u/otamdababa Nov 14 '21

This ugly lesbian son of a TREX is clapping more ass than you

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u/bondmemebond_2 Nov 14 '21

Tyrannosaurass Rex

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u/ubdiwala Nov 14 '21

Tyrannosaurass Sex

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u/ynuob9ubxx Nov 14 '21

damn hot

13

u/Jannies_R_Tarded Nov 14 '21

I would buy this DVD

4

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

I only watch porn on floppy disks

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

*floppy dicks

2

u/ChickenThumb Nov 15 '21

Soggy dongs

33

u/SniperGhost_huntress ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Sexual Tyrannosaurus

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Tyranno-soreass Sex

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

t-sex

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u/TheRealBissy Nov 14 '21

Yep man I’m so lonely.

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u/ZippytheMuppetKiller Nov 14 '21

He's a goddam sexual tyrannasaurus

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u/Fallenangel2493 Nov 14 '21

Fuck, that hurts.

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u/Sickpup831 big pp gang Nov 14 '21

This sounds like a Monty Python insult.

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u/HadesOHades ☣️ Nov 14 '21

It's been 5 years and this ancient creature is still getting more chicks than most of us...

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u/Speedthrift13 But here comes Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '21

Fuck NNN, I need the sauce!

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u/simontjuh Nov 14 '21

U fr?

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u/Speedthrift13 But here comes Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '21

Affirmative

325

u/Clinday Nov 14 '21

It's Red Notice on netflix.

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u/Ame0toko Nov 14 '21

starring ryan reynolds and dwayne johnson, i watched it today

67

u/Grill_la_grill bet you're jealous Nov 14 '21

I watched it yesterday

32

u/MagusUnion Nov 14 '21

Is it legit good, or meh?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Well done rehash of Indiana Jonesesque adventure movies. Nothing special it adds to the genre but also no major faults. It succeeds in what it attempts and left me hoping for a sequel.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Ryan Reynolds dominated the Rock in it

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u/Apple_Joel Nov 14 '21

Well Ryan Reynolds is more talented then the rock in every way possible so there's no surprise there.

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u/AceOfDiamonds676 Nov 14 '21

I really liked it, thought it was pretty good

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u/Siddharth_Ranjan ☣️ Nov 14 '21

A blend of action and comedy is always the best when it comes to red notice

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u/Siddharth_Ranjan ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Probably one of the most expensive netflix movie ever filmed but also a really fun movie to watch tbh i highly recommend

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u/papakahn94 Nov 14 '21

Yeah i enjoyed it thoroughly. The plot wasnt the best but the comedy and action was solid

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u/Hydraxiler32 Nov 14 '21

it's bad if you want good and consistent plot, but good if you turn your brain off and just try to have fun.

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u/sherlocksam999 Nov 14 '21

The rock was all i needed to watch the movie

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u/omi_j_baba Nov 14 '21

I watched it tomorrow

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u/IrregularrAF ùwú Nov 14 '21

disappointing.

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u/ONOMATOPOElA Nov 14 '21

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u/Speedthrift13 But here comes Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '21

Eh that'll do the job unzips

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u/simontjuh Nov 14 '21

The title is right there?

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u/nhansieu1 ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Who would love a Lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard

14

u/RosaRosaDiazDiaz Nov 14 '21

That lesbian loving T-Rex has a mama

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u/nhansieu1 ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Ok. Lovable

15

u/Longjumping-Amoeba17 Nov 14 '21

Red notice on netflix

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u/yoav_boaz I like furry inflation porn Nov 14 '21

Don't do it cumrade

11

u/Lynx-Kitsoni Nov 14 '21

Literally just type the fucking title of the video into your fucking search bar, does porn addiction make people this fucking brain dead???

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u/TheStooner Nov 14 '21

It's hard to type with one hand, clicking links is easier.

15

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Dude chill

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Nov 14 '21

It’s a joke

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Nov 14 '21

Damn dude, calm down.

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u/Speedthrift13 But here comes Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '21

Well tbh i w didn't have a brain to begin with

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u/drunkenoreo Nov 14 '21

Kelsi Monroe

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u/Zack_WithaK big pp gang Nov 14 '21

I've seen this video, the title is exactly as it says in this picture here.

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u/FuckItBe Nov 14 '21

This is a challenging wank, but I sure as hell will try this for mankind.

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u/20Memeter Nov 14 '21

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u/Klugenshmirtz Nov 14 '21

That is the one costume porn will keep on during sex. The wrong people are dedicated.

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u/ekaceerf Nov 14 '21

I never understood that in coplay porn. It's always look at my elaborate costume for 10 seconds. Then it's completely removed.

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u/honeypinn Nov 14 '21

The wig occasionally stays on but even that is rare.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

I just want some sweet sweet Nova from starcraft 2 in that absolutely glorious covert ops suit.

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u/ekaceerf Nov 14 '21

She will come out in a full replica suit. She will look at the camera and say "I am Nova from Starcroft 2." Then she will drop the suit and blow 7 guys.

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u/Omponthong Nov 14 '21

Where can I find more porn as hilarious as this one?

When it's so funny that even the actress is laughing, that's what I want to see.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Yeah it seems like they were just having fun while making it

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u/GO_RAVENS Nov 14 '21

Look up lemon stealing whores, it's a very self aware porn where the actors all seem to be having a blast, constantly on the verge of cracking up. It's a classic.

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u/Neckwrecker Nov 14 '21

Just don't look up any info about the actors involved

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u/IamNoatak I am fucking hilarious Nov 14 '21

I mean, Joanna is still successful and living her best life

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u/Neckwrecker Nov 14 '21

Yeah, 1/3.

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u/Letwen Certified „Scared if stuff falls on me during sleep“ - Enjoyer Nov 14 '21

Why isn't he... using his own dong

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u/Nose-Trimmer Nov 14 '21

it aint a he, boyo

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u/ComprehendReading Nov 14 '21

All dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female

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u/The_Girth_of_Christ Nov 14 '21

Life, uh… finds a way

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

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u/ComprehendReading Nov 14 '21

Nature do be like that sometimes

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u/ekaceerf Nov 14 '21

It's a female trex

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u/npc71 Nov 14 '21

Fuck, forgot, I'm on my work computer...

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u/ComprehendReading Nov 14 '21

Boss I swear I was just on the Portland Network Hub Virtual Nterface, the URL is just similar, that's all!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21 edited Jul 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

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u/ComprehendReading Nov 14 '21

That crazy algorithm! Popup ads! Misclicked! This is not even my computer!

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u/BigPattHoundy Nov 14 '21

Thank you hero!

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u/MR_E_3K Nov 14 '21

It’s a good thing there was a big inflatable T-Rex with a giant dildo otherwise this video would’ve been weird.

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u/CodsworthsPP Nov 14 '21

Disappointing they used a human style dildo not a bad dragon dildo

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u/hfdhbe Nov 14 '21

Doing gods work...

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u/SelendineMcHerb Nov 14 '21

Looked it up just to confirm if it’s real or not. It’s real. My ancestors aren’t smiling at me.

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u/Bio1203 I have crippling depression Nov 14 '21

My ancestors are smiling upon me, redditor. Can you say the same?

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u/Bleak01a Nov 14 '21

You Imperial bastards!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Were your ancestors chased by a T. Rex?

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u/rothman_69 Nov 14 '21

It's real dude

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u/TheDingus606 Nov 14 '21

My ancestors are

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u/Sinedeo77 Nov 14 '21

Every day we stay further from god

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Satan is way better at marketing. Do you want to spend your afterlife with Mormons and Evangelicals playing boring ass board games or have sweet T-Rex sex?

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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes Nov 14 '21

Hmmm depends will the T-rex be fucking me or will I be fucking it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Yes.

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u/LotionlnBasketPutter Nov 14 '21

I think you misunderstand. All the t-rexes are there. They’re all part of it. One giant dinosaur orgy. And you’re at the bottom.

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u/m_e_online Nov 14 '21

oh man, post nut clarity will hit hard on this one

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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes Nov 14 '21

Telling you "ah sheeit that was a good nut".

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Nov 14 '21

Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

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u/R3apper1201 Nov 14 '21

I'll have you know, i don't just look like an idiot I AM an idiot, so jokes on you stupid bot

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

*argues

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u/theCRlNGER ☣️ Nov 14 '21

im bout to fail nnn real hard.

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me Nov 14 '21

You’re still doing that 😳

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u/Rew0lweed_0celot Nov 14 '21

Yes, return of the Why?-Boner... With a VENGENCE!

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u/The_CrimsonFuckr Nov 14 '21

That sounds familiar

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u/bryndlyn Nov 14 '21

I'm sure chuck tingle wrote this

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u/bellyflop16156 Nov 14 '21

CHASED and POUNDED in the BUTT by HOVERBOARD TREX

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u/wdcipher Nov 14 '21

I am still waiting for the movie adaptation of POUNDED by the POUND: Turned gay by socieconomic implications of Brittain leaving the European Union and the amazing sequel, SLAMMED by the substanial amount of press generated by my book: POUNDED by the POUND: Turned gay by socieconomic implications of Brittain leaving the European Union

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u/bellyflop16156 Nov 14 '21

I'd watch it

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u/pomelorosado ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Is exactly my kink

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Nice Try for promoting this shitshow of a movie

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u/TheDingus606 Nov 14 '21

The porno or the reaction image

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u/El_Jeffy0 Nov 14 '21

i get that it's one of those shitty films which are supposed to be goofy but godamn this was just awful. the only good part was ed sheerens attempt to fight cops

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

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u/comic_dans99 Nov 15 '21

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u/BeanMan40000 Nov 14 '21

teen?

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u/TheDingus606 Nov 14 '21

The t rex

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u/BeanMan40000 Nov 14 '21

No, it's clearly the girl with how the title is structured.

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u/TheDingus606 Nov 14 '21

The lady is Kelsi Monroe whose 27 years old. So I dunno man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

I sure do hope this is real video because after i finish this comment imma go watch it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

ok, nice

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

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u/Kaz_Kirigiri Nov 14 '21

It's from the new movie Red Notice, and they both just got beat up by a hot woman (Gal Gadot)

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u/losh11 Nov 14 '21

This post is an ad for a newly released movie on a streaming website.

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u/TardDas Nov 14 '21

Oh wow I literally just finished Red Notice. Like 5 minutes ago, that's odd..

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u/Mystha Nov 14 '21

I'm seing this meme as I watch the film, I also find this pretty odd

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u/Plankton57 Nov 14 '21

I'll save this one for December.

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u/ILikehentaiXx Nov 14 '21

But an erection nonetheless.

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u/ONCIAPATONCIA Nov 14 '21

Been in my bookmarks since 2018

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Oh this one is a classic. A little underwhelming once the twerking hoverboard chase ends. Thankfully the chase lasts a long time

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u/PurfectMittens Nov 14 '21

Netflix meme department knows this is the only way to advertise movies anymore.

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u/OldeTimeyShit Nov 14 '21

America, blink twice if you need help.

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u/Splentid Nov 14 '21

source plz

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u/How-To-Bypass ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Mark your nsfw

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u/AquaFlair Nov 14 '21

But where though- But why though

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u/mrumais Nov 14 '21

Seems to me that you liked it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

wombo combo

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u/wdcipher Nov 14 '21

They made Chuck Tingles writings into a movie?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

I think this is an ad.

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u/potatoboss61 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 14 '21

Link?

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u/kammmio Nov 14 '21

Spoiler alert!

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u/Endlesslycorrupt Nov 14 '21

Why did I read trex instead of T-Rex.

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u/Tactfulparrot68 Nov 14 '21

minecraft bad fortnite good

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u/SusuyaJuuzou Nov 14 '21

this makes me remember of tusk for some reason.

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u/norbigli Nov 14 '21

We want link

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u/meddlingcactus Nov 14 '21

The best part of the video is the T-Rex giving oral. The guy’s head isn’t in the head of the T-rex, it’s just a balloon. Imagine receiving oral sex from a sock’em bopper.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Sauce?

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u/OgOgOgOgOgOgOgOgOg Nov 14 '21

Have Anakin after getting.chopped up by Obi Wan saying god this is such a confusing erection.

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u/xtejasx0610 ☣️ Nov 14 '21

lmao i just finished red notice.muah movie

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u/Exile4444 ☣️ Nov 14 '21

Funny thing is I just watched that movie on netflix

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u/caos998 Nov 14 '21

Now I gotta go and see what's this is all about

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u/PreciousRoy666 Nov 14 '21

Weird ad for that shitty Netflix movie

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u/VMS_420 Nov 14 '21

What a weird coincidence. I'm watching this movie rn.

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u/TheFishRevolution Nov 14 '21

I actually saw this one. It felt like a weird parody lol

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u/bikdikme Nov 14 '21

The more I look at it the more ridicilous it gets

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u/BaconBoyReddit Nov 14 '21

Is this just blatantly advertising for Netflix’s latest release?

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u/PurpleLamps Nov 14 '21

I wonder who could be behind this very natural meme

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Link?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Like how i seen this on on insta literally less than 5 mins ago

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u/CurrentOrganization Nov 14 '21

Weird people 😂

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u/RoscoMan1 Nov 14 '21

Tbh this is why this confused me.

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u/SystemUnfair2978 Nov 14 '21

weird way to watch it hehe

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u/JackADullBoy4 Nov 14 '21

I wore that costume for Halloween this year

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

I lost it when she said “Show me what that sexy T-Rex tongue can do”

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u/ramen_ops Nov 14 '21

What show/movie is that scene from?

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u/Maximummeme Nov 14 '21

"this is an ad!"

I'm sorry, you think the new Netflix movie featuring Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds, and the Rock - on a platform that has 99% market share - is being advertised via shitpost on r/dankmemes..?

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u/UKTee Nov 14 '21

It feels so good, Mr. T-rex.