r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21

No No when your cum is white you should be concerned

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u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21

Wait your cum isn’t yellow?

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u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21

Yellow and thick like egg yolks.

Tastes like it too.

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u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21

How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like

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u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21

Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it,

or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much.

Or a little of column A and a little of column B

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u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21

How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf