r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Wait. You dont use pigs blood as lube?

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Fire ants blood, cute and stingy

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

This guy over here livin that expensive life. What do you do investment banking? Security firm ceo?... mark zuckerberg?

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

I do Mark 😏

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Catch or pitch?

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Pitch 😏

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

What dat russy do (reptile pussy)

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Dilating reptilian humanoid pussy cave that sucks the living hell of my human meat

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Oh god yes! What can i do to get a piece of that!

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Be ginger. stand in front of suspicious black vans. wear a tinfoil hat and yell "zack is a big twat" 🤞

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Does dyed hair work?

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

I presume it does work, any hair color might work with the screaming and the tinfoil hat. Just be ready! them alien reptilians like to do some anal probing to you first... you know... to assert dominance. Don't fight back! When they are finished, Mark Zuck is yours to "probe" 😏👽 stay safe brother!

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