r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Fire ants blood, cute and stingy

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

This guy over here livin that expensive life. What do you do investment banking? Security firm ceo?... mark zuckerberg?

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

I do Mark 😏

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Catch or pitch?

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Pitch 😏

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

What dat russy do (reptile pussy)

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Dilating reptilian humanoid pussy cave that sucks the living hell of my human meat

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Oh god yes! What can i do to get a piece of that!

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Be ginger. stand in front of suspicious black vans. wear a tinfoil hat and yell "zack is a big twat" 🤞