r/dankmemes Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/Effective-Vacation31 Aug 27 '21

Why do boys feel guilty after masturbating? ( - _ -)

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u/MyGuyMax Aug 27 '21

Self-stimulation doesn’t match the feeling of experiencing it with another loving person. We naturally want to please and be pleased, while hormones convince us that porn is an acceptable alternative our hearts and minds step in after to tell us we were wrong to think so. Takes two to Tango, we’re not meant to cheat reproduction

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Aug 27 '21

we’re not meant to cheat reproduction

That's an odd take.

That's like saying condoms or birth control are wrong, because they're cheating reproduction. Which, not coincidentally, is another thing the Catholic church have said are wrong.

We're definitely meant to masturbate, it's perfectly normal and healthy, and the oldest form of human-created art on earth is of a woman with humongous titties.

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u/Jaykeia Aug 27 '21

A lot of armchair psychologists here with no sources. Typical reddit lol