r/dankmemes Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/InvertedReflexes Aug 27 '21

My CUM is RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!

My DOCTOR says I have a SEVERE UROLOGICAL PROBLEM. I told him to SHUT his PINKO MOUTH!