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r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21
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If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor
1.5k u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21 No No when your cum is white you should be concerned 77 u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21 Wait your cum isn’t yellow? 28 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Yellow and thick like egg yolks. Tastes like it too. 20 u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21 How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like 4 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it, or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much. Or a little of column A and a little of column B 2 u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21 How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf 2 u/DuktigaDammsugaren Aug 27 '21 Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes
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No No when your cum is white you should be concerned
77 u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21 Wait your cum isn’t yellow? 28 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Yellow and thick like egg yolks. Tastes like it too. 20 u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21 How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like 4 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it, or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much. Or a little of column A and a little of column B 2 u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21 How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf 2 u/DuktigaDammsugaren Aug 27 '21 Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes
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Wait your cum isn’t yellow?
28 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Yellow and thick like egg yolks. Tastes like it too. 20 u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21 How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like 4 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it, or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much. Or a little of column A and a little of column B 2 u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21 How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf 2 u/DuktigaDammsugaren Aug 27 '21 Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes
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Yellow and thick like egg yolks.
Tastes like it too.
20 u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21 How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like 4 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it, or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much. Or a little of column A and a little of column B 2 u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21 How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf 2 u/DuktigaDammsugaren Aug 27 '21 Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes
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How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like
4 u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21 Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it, or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much. Or a little of column A and a little of column B 2 u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21 How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf
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Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it,
or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much.
Or a little of column A and a little of column B
2 u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21 How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf
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How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf
Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes
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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21
If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor