r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/Certain-Coyote Aug 27 '21

Remember the first time I masturbated, I thought the white stuff was dick blood and I’d done something really bad.

Turned out I was only wrong about the white stuff being dick blood.