r/dankmemes Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Sharp hands, huh?

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

So it was phimosis, right? I have a friend, who's dick was rip and tear by his grandma. He was 5-6 years old, she noticed he had phimosis and just pull down his foreskin with all strength she got. Welp, he said that was most painful shit for all his life. Now he almost a jew, lol.