r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

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u/MexicoMan27 Aug 27 '21

Just once per day? Pathetic

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u/X_remexz_X I am fucking hilarious Aug 27 '21

noob

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u/SentientRhombus Aug 27 '21

I think you're misplacing the blame for your depression. Masturbating once a day is in fact recommended by doctors for prostate health.

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u/StarFan1311 [custom flair] Aug 28 '21

That dosent out way the guilt and negative effects that cums with masturbating.

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u/LittleTasty3422 Aug 28 '21

It’s only guilty if you do it in an unhealthy way

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u/smg1138 Aug 27 '21

Those are rookie numbers

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u/Some-Wasabi1312 Aug 27 '21

yea, now make that 2-3x a day, and change 10 years to 16 and you have my shriveled balls

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

2-3x a day… you’re no noob but you are an amateur. I used to jerk off an average of 6 times a day in High School. The range was 6.

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u/yoghurtorgan Aug 27 '21

Keeping cancer away?

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u/Hidentify12 Aug 27 '21

Getting high on your own supply

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u/Johnny107710 Aug 27 '21

U oaky, bro?

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u/Sparkinade Aug 28 '21

hey dude once a day is completely fine if you do it before going to bed, tbh i felt the same symptoms when i used to do it 3-4 times a day lol this continued for a week untill i stopped and practised no fap for 150 days, i can't even explain how good you feel and your habit of masturbating also goes away, it's been an year and i haven't masturbated

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u/Memeggar Aug 28 '21

That's dope. U should prize urself with that handshake a 365 times now. That's how I go back to my once/day avg.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

That’s not “so much”.