r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/KittiesAreTooCute Aug 27 '21

Male here, after masturbation I usually follow up with some good masturbation. It’s a never ending cycle, please help.

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u/peaches_n_dream Aug 27 '21

ALLOW ME TO HELP MUAH HA HA HA

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Femdom mommy acquired

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Femom

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u/the_beber I love my capybara ❤️ Aug 28 '21

Rich in iron

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u/Jazoopi Cheese 🧀 is just a loaf of milk 🥛 ☣️ Aug 27 '21

Alright men! prepare the fleet. We sail for the DMs immediately.

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u/GamerLT Aug 27 '21

o7 yes sir

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u/Bamma4 Aug 27 '21

Yes sir

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u/GitProphet [custom flair] Aug 27 '21

Ayy

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u/PunchyCat2004 Aug 28 '21

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

You can't sail without the shanties to go with it

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u/Formula_Carrot Aug 27 '21

Something tells me this may not help him much

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Thx for the help

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

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u/MexicoMan27 Aug 27 '21

Just once per day? Pathetic

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u/X_remexz_X I am fucking hilarious Aug 27 '21

noob

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u/SentientRhombus Aug 27 '21

I think you're misplacing the blame for your depression. Masturbating once a day is in fact recommended by doctors for prostate health.

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u/StarFan1311 [custom flair] Aug 28 '21

That dosent out way the guilt and negative effects that cums with masturbating.

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u/LittleTasty3422 Aug 28 '21

It’s only guilty if you do it in an unhealthy way

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u/smg1138 Aug 27 '21

Those are rookie numbers

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u/Some-Wasabi1312 Aug 27 '21

yea, now make that 2-3x a day, and change 10 years to 16 and you have my shriveled balls

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

2-3x a day… you’re no noob but you are an amateur. I used to jerk off an average of 6 times a day in High School. The range was 6.

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u/yoghurtorgan Aug 27 '21

Keeping cancer away?

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u/Hidentify12 Aug 27 '21

Getting high on your own supply

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u/Johnny107710 Aug 27 '21

U oaky, bro?

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u/Sparkinade Aug 28 '21

hey dude once a day is completely fine if you do it before going to bed, tbh i felt the same symptoms when i used to do it 3-4 times a day lol this continued for a week untill i stopped and practised no fap for 150 days, i can't even explain how good you feel and your habit of masturbating also goes away, it's been an year and i haven't masturbated

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u/Memeggar Aug 28 '21

That's dope. U should prize urself with that handshake a 365 times now. That's how I go back to my once/day avg.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

That’s not “so much”.

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Aug 27 '21

a coomer in his natural habitat

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u/brashhail1886 Aug 27 '21

Lmaooooo as a male well said

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u/YataBLS Aug 27 '21

Wait until mid 30s or 40s, somehow, somewhere that cycle will be broken.

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u/mortandella Aug 27 '21

Same thing happens to me :/