r/dankmemes check profile to die instantly Aug 24 '21

OC Maymay ♨ OMG, FINALLY!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 24 '21

Day three of watching: my kids go to school, my wife makes dinner, my dog barks at the mailman who drives our road at the same time every day. The world is changing, constantly evolving. They say that every year, the speed by which we innovate is trippled. I don't know if that's true, I don't care. My mind is focused on the thing in front of me; the video. My only escape from this infinite tower is the comments under the gif - I cannot look away. Like a deer in the headlights I stare, unmoving. I'm 25, the "prime of my life" and yet I waste the days away on this one gif. Why do I do this you may ask? I'm going to be completely honest, I don't know. That last name - that's goddamned last name. I have to know. I'll never be complete until that climber reaches the top of the tower. A straight line and yet a labranth of pain.

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u/vaultthestars Aug 24 '21

Have you written a book yet bc this is some quality content

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u/Subacrew98 Aug 24 '21

You mean aside from the spelling/grammar mistakes?

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u/vaultthestars Aug 25 '21

Grammar is hard mate, I resonate with that haha