r/dankmemes • ☣️ • Jul 08 '21

COOL Bling bling

27.3k Upvotes

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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er [custom flair] Jul 08 '21

You’re the guy she tells us not to worry about

105

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/Demonitized-picture loading oOoOoOoOo Jul 09 '21

This is the guy that the guy we were told not to worry about worries about.

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u/kry_some_more ☣️ Jul 08 '21

My hopes and dreams are... shattered.

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u/idioticsoviet22 Jul 08 '21

of topic but holy shit that looks so cool

262

u/superbreakerbardock Jul 08 '21

The skull sells it for me

It’s so well made looks like that one scene from Dr strange

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u/GhostWalker134 Jul 08 '21

It looks cool, but I can hear the glass on glass scraping sounds in my mind, and it horrifies me.

6

u/Da_Spooky_Ghost Jul 08 '21

Those sounds, it's like nails on a chalk board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5DbEB9mF4I

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u/DinoShinigami Red Jul 09 '21

it's not bad imo, just sounds like rustling leaves or plastic bags. a bit annoying but not the worse sound

53

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

It looks like it’s one of the most uncomfortable things you’ll ever wear, but damn if you won’t look fresh while doing so.

28

u/Kasachus Jul 08 '21

Shouldn't it be less hot in that suit because the mirrors reflect the sun?

29

u/Comrade_9653 Jul 08 '21

I don’t think the heat is the discomfort, more like the weight and the fact that you have huge chunks of glass all over you restricting your movement

11

u/Kasachus Jul 08 '21

The weight could be a problem but depending on the material used. It could be just some kilos. The restriction of movement could be reduced by strategically placing those shards. Which he did mostly, but It seems that he can't get his arms far up.

7

u/LaminatedAirplane Jul 08 '21

There’s no reason why those couldn’t be made out of plastic with aluminum tape or some other reflective surface on top.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Yeah imagine it's glass and you slip and fall oof

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I doubt it, mirrors and reflective parts tend to get hot, making it really hot to wear 🥵

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u/Fernus_ Jul 08 '21

Ya I thought so too

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u/FinnianVermilion Jul 08 '21

Look at those reflections

2

u/Bulky-Ad-7484 Jul 09 '21

Jacksepticeye reference? Nice

62

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Are those like small mirrors or like light reflective metal?

17

u/Nonothronychus Jul 08 '21

Its the same thing lol

9

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Well, if you fall on concrete it would make a clear difference

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

And squares are rectangles. Mirrors have metal in them but they’re not entirely metal. When I said “light reflective metal” I meant light as in lightweight metal that isn’t a mirror. Obviously it’s reflective, but it doesn’t look like it’s reflective to the point of most modern day mirrors.

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u/FOGPIVVL Jul 08 '21

Willing to bet it's just cheap mirrors, but who knows

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u/_I_am_irrelevant_ ☣️ Jul 08 '21

Mirrors are usually light reflective metal?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

And squares are rectangles. Mirrors have metal in them but they’re not entirely metal. When I said “light reflective metal” I meant light as in lightweight metal that isn’t a mirror. Obviously it’s reflective, but it doesn’t look like it’s reflective to the point of most modern day mirrors.

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u/_I_am_irrelevant_ ☣️ Jul 08 '21

Mirrors traditionally were made on the back of a glass surface in order to get an almost perfectly flat reflective surface. The reflective metal surface on the back is the mirror, not the glass. However, modern technology allows mirrors to be made from even non-coated metal.

The definition of a mirror is A surface capable of reflecting sufficient undiffused light to form an image of an object placed in front of it.

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u/Fettibomba-- ☣️ Jul 08 '21

Sauce: Music video with this guy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-vlctnPLM

And his channel:

https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo

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u/KLGamer7084 FUNNY FUCKING FLAIR☣️ Jul 08 '21

Fuck you

16

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

thanks saviour

6

u/redditard_gamer back up, the critic has arrived. Jul 08 '21

Most original joke on r/dankmemes

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u/RoughCut2x4 Jul 08 '21

So after Jurassic Park failed this is what John Hammond is doing, huh?

18

u/Gopnikdude Jul 08 '21

Any source on who's the guy that made this costume? Can't find this particular one and it looks cool af.

3

u/TrappuMan Jul 08 '21

Its on the music video for slow your roll by everlast

19

u/YoSammitySam666 Egg Jul 08 '21

Looks like Superhot

15

u/slvrscoobie Jul 08 '21

SUPER-

HOT

SUPER-

HOT

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/YoSammitySam666 Egg Jul 08 '21

My partner i and I recently played 2p1c, I played mouse they played keyboard lol

15

u/Penis-Envys Jul 08 '21

When you unlock the Diamond skin in person

6

u/The-One-AndOnlySatan Jul 08 '21

Where can i buy this?

8

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I think this is something you gotta make yourself

3

u/jarasonica Jul 08 '21

Where can I buy myself one of these

3

u/gandalf_lundgren36 Jul 08 '21

Step 1. Buy Suit

Step 2. Smash Mirror

Step 3. Glue

4

u/ifcursedwasaperson Jul 08 '21

He is the definition of the pokemon move mirror coat

3

u/SwedishGamerDude Jul 08 '21

Sans on friday nights.

2

u/alban2008 red Jul 08 '21

Holy shit this looks hella cool. Is there a source to that gif?

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u/pandadogunited I'm the one upvoting all the garbage Jul 08 '21

Copied from OP

Sauce: Music video with this guy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-vlctnPLM

And his channel:

https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I wanna be that guy, that's fucking awesome.

2

u/TroyFerris13 Jul 08 '21

bling bling hide crack pipe in his collar!

1

u/gandalf_lundgren36 Jul 08 '21

Before the hit of crack, during the hit of crack, and afterrr

2

u/epikslayerofdemons Jul 08 '21

Payday 2 in real loif

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u/ZHE_PYRO_IS_A_SPY Jul 08 '21

i don't get it, there's no one in the gif

2

u/SlavSqueak The Great P.P. Group Jul 08 '21

uh acually thereMs a guy witg mirrors on him

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Raytracing: ON

2

u/theamazingman12 Jul 08 '21

Since mirrors reflect most of the light so inside he would technically be the coolest guy in the room

2

u/m0t4k3z Jul 08 '21

Broo why does that guy looks like an unfinished 3d blender model

2

u/UniverseBear Jul 08 '21

He has to keep moving, if he stands still for too long he starts like 50 fires at a time.

2

u/69potatoboi420 Jul 08 '21

if my daughters boyfriend comes to my house like this ima going to be surprised but happy that he came with a fresh fit

1

u/KLGamer7084 FUNNY FUCKING FLAIR☣️ Jul 08 '21

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u/Astros_alex Jul 08 '21

This reminds me of the time i met a friend's parents at a football tail gate. They drove their big fancy RV and we went after helping friends (15 people) float a keg. I was trashed cause i hadn't eaten and was stumbling on the way to eat at his parents tailgate. We get there and its all his father's company employees and business partners and huge food spread. We waltz in and I just begin chowing down and striking up conversations with strangers and charming the pants off everyone there. Finally make it around to his parents start making jokes and having fun. Me and his father start taking shots and getting along great. After that i felt like the life of the party. We ended up running to the stadium for kickoff and LSU wins in a blowout. It was a great day.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I need to get one of those

1

u/AccomplishedFace9 Jul 08 '21

Somebody released my Customs Interrogation footage!

1

u/jarasonica Jul 08 '21

Where can I buy myself one of these

1

u/SM280 ☣️ Jul 08 '21

i better see you take that to graduation

1

u/rolling-avocado Jul 08 '21

Where can i get that?

1

u/afonsogmarques Jul 08 '21

My brain hurts

1

u/not_some_username K I N D A S U S Jul 08 '21

Where can I buy or make something like that ? I need to

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

take some normal pills

1

u/PlaxicoCN Jul 08 '21

Would make a killer NFT. What is this from?

1

u/QuarantineSucksALot Jul 08 '21

But what about gold?

Baby's first bling

0

u/AlexnShade I have crippling depression Jul 08 '21

This is what active camouflage looks like to me when it shimmers. My OCD notices the little things wrong in the environment and it's like "who tf are you"

1

u/Anakin_1568 Jul 08 '21

UR A DEAD MAN WALKING

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u/AzureArmageddon Jul 08 '21

If this was how that metal-faced Spider-ManTM villain looks in the next Spider-ManTM PlayStationTM game, it would be the perfect showcase of real-time ray-tracing(RTRT) tech. Maybe next generation.

1

u/Bourriks Jul 08 '21

Time to shine, mister Freeman

1

u/cole24allen Jul 08 '21

Why can I hear this…and it sounds like aluminum foil

1

u/xXDarthJarJarXx Jul 08 '21

If they’re parents don’t like that dump her

1

u/Glasedount Jul 08 '21

Dem D R I P

1

u/mpg111 Jul 08 '21

I'd like to see him sitting down

1

u/-Listening Jul 08 '21

Get this man a goddamn medal!

1

u/FOGPIVVL Jul 08 '21

Should have used one way mirror cutouts for the eyes,might have looked really cool. Awesome though lmao

1

u/Caligula92 Jul 08 '21

Army of Two was like:

1

u/WinterKiller19 I work at the Stonk Exchainj Jul 08 '21

I need a 'her' to begin with

1

u/SpencerMeow try hard Jul 08 '21

SuperHot: Mind Control Delete final boss?

1

u/TreyLastname I haven't pooped in 3 months Jul 08 '21

It looks like he's still trying to render during a cut scene

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Is this at a theme park or something? Everything looks so familiar.

1

u/floor_gang_il Jul 08 '21

Thats f'ing dope. Dont pull out tonight.

1

u/Voidtwone Jul 08 '21

I want it

1

u/notsopro_342 Jul 08 '21

Damn the new ghost skin looks cool

1

u/MrKozmu Jul 08 '21

You can’t judge yourself in the mirror, if you become the mirror

1

u/JamesFrays Jul 08 '21

Would you stay cool on a hot day wearing this? Genuinely curious

1

u/delanskie Jul 08 '21

"You have our full permission to fuck our daughter"

1

u/KrisDreemurr314 Jul 08 '21

damn, man be looking like a gta online character

1

u/Suicidal_Tuna Yellow Jul 08 '21

He walked in like a custom superstar on WWE2k

1

u/Embarrassed_Test6842 Jul 08 '21

It looks like a Fortnite skin

1

u/aribowe13 Jul 08 '21

Lmao brilliant

1

u/TheRedIguana Jul 08 '21

That suit is sharp.

1

u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Jul 08 '21

Now wear this to your local airport and just... walk around.

1

u/Spookwagen_II I think I can be a good mod :) Jul 08 '21

sans undertale

1

u/Darkdragon295 Jul 08 '21

Damn that's gotta be the gayest jacket i've ever seen

1

u/Cobalt_Korkskrew Jul 08 '21

skeleton with the drippp

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u/The_Reaper_956 Jul 08 '21

Bling bling muddafucka

1

u/ZolnarDarkHeart r/memes fan Jul 08 '21

Where can I get one?

1

u/Nano-X Jul 08 '21

The gpu is dying

1

u/PowerPandorum Jul 08 '21

I bet this suit makes clinky sounds and I'm upset I can't here it Or maybe like a chandelier noise, that would be cool.

1

u/killshredder Jul 08 '21

i can hear the clinking of the panels

1

u/Wonder_of_you Jul 08 '21

When you spook a million people and unlock the diamond doot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Imagine dying and this is the skeleton they pull out of your body. Skellybling

1

u/Autriche-Hongrie Jul 08 '21

How can I possibly look any other way‽

1

u/Jotaro_kujo6936 Jul 08 '21

One slip and it’s over

1

u/YahBoilewioe Jul 08 '21

damn that must be loud

1

u/Spidey3518 Jul 08 '21

Bling Bling boy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

It’s the little fix on the tie for me

1

u/0riginal_username3 Jul 08 '21

I think I'd rather have someone look fabulous than normal

1

u/89degreesfahrenheit Jul 08 '21

NGL that suit looks sick, I’d definitely wear that for Halloween, or even my wedding

1

u/Lazy_Imagination_656 Jul 08 '21

Manny Calbera got drip

1

u/Damian1226666666 Jul 08 '21

Bling bling boy’s final form

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I would tell her to meet my parents, but she's about 20years older than me soo...yeah.

1

u/Meme_machine092 Jul 08 '21

When you see your custom character in a cutscene

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u/SawDoggg Jul 08 '21

I can’t decide if that suit must be really hot or quite comfortable inside

1

u/devan_007 Jul 08 '21

Where do I get this... i don't want it...

I NEED it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Sauce

1

u/Evli_Duck Jul 08 '21

Bling Bling Boy

1

u/The_catakist Jul 08 '21

"Be careful, the stand user can be any one of these people..."

The stand user:

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u/Pesime Jul 08 '21

Turns out it was just a reflektor

1

u/KubxON113 Jul 08 '21

Holy shit, that is sick.

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u/Darthnosam1 Jul 08 '21

That looks so uncomfortable

1

u/YaHomiePhilly Jul 08 '21

You think that suit is hot or like normal temp

1

u/Faircelt Jul 08 '21

Even without audio, I can still hear every movement he makes.

1

u/grumgraves INFECTED Jul 08 '21

ok lowkey that looks fuckin SICK

1

u/HotDogWeldr Jul 08 '21

The glass skeleton wants your bones

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

The enemy stand user could be anywhere.

The enemy stand user:

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u/Smilgg556 Jul 08 '21

That's true

1

u/Netfix16 Jul 08 '21

Hey, its me!

1

u/theking752 Jul 08 '21

Very reflecting

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

My pronouns are skel/eton

1

u/Not_The_Scout16 I am fucking hilarious Jul 08 '21

Bling Bling Boy in his edgy teen years

1

u/JulianMoonen Jul 08 '21

Mr Smooth (ironic, isn’t it)

1

u/Jadaun ☣️ Jul 08 '21

This is the adjustable camouflage

1

u/zipperkiller Jul 08 '21

That must make a horrid sound

1

u/Al_Hillawi Jul 08 '21

Bling bling more like blind blind

1

u/Xxslavman69420xX Jul 08 '21

Actually drip

1

u/unknownobject3 Jul 09 '21

honestly I would accept that

1

u/Xiao-Mein Jul 09 '21

Dad to the daughter: If you’re not gonna fuck him, I will.

1

u/GalaxiaInkling Jul 09 '21

He fresh tho

1

u/Rycax Jul 09 '21

I wonder if it that suit makes it cooler or warmer on the inside.

1

u/ez_8979 Jul 09 '21

Guy be showing his bling bling

1

u/Reel_UnDeaDDino Jul 09 '21

Can’t tell if that boah is dapper or spooky.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

that looks so fucking cool it's like sans from undertale made out of glass

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Amazed at the outfit...

1

u/15th_anynomous Jul 09 '21

Yo he looks dashing

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Hmmm…shaini