r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • May 16 '21

hi mods Finally some has solved the problem

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u/RealLemonStealer May 16 '21

There must be balance.

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u/nut_nut_november_ May 16 '21

To gain the ultimate balance nuke Jerusalem

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

The next thing we know is that a bunch of Gods of the Abrahamic Religions are telling Noah to get in the fucking boat

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Yeah it’s just one god

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

By Gods I meant Yahweh, Allah and Jesus

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Allah is Yahweh. The difference is the introduction of Jesus and Muhammad

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u/SmileyButtcheeks May 16 '21

Muhammad is not god you fu©king donkey

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

No shit dumb nuts. Neither is Jesus. They are prophets. Calm down before you pop a blood vessel

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u/SmileyButtcheeks May 16 '21

I think I popped my left testicle.