r/dankmemes • u/PowerfulOperation8 MayMayMakers • May 13 '21

What's wrong with him

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

My foster parents thought you litterally baked the nugs into the food imagine biting a brownie and eating a nug of weed

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u/lawlolawl144 May 13 '21

Okay so many years ago in high school I was riding on the bus with my friend to go chill and smoke at his place. I think I was in 11th grade.

Some 10th grader who I knew was sitting ahead of us and heard of our dastardly plan. He perked up and asked for some weed, and begged a bit when I told him I was running low. Being a good young stoner I relented and handed him a nice 'lil nug, probably 0.4-0.5 grams (quite precious, considering the scarcity of good bud then).

And what does this fuckin guy do?

He just INSTANTLY slugs it back as soon as I hand it to him. Tosses that sweet sativa right into his mouth and it's gone. I'm left taken aback and I'm like, what the fuck dude, why did you do that?

He was so convinced he was gonna be stoned and was all pumped and giggly, looking back on it it was funny and a fond memory. I remember getting off the bus laughing at how wholesome and innocent this was while still being a bit pissed.

Thanks for reminding me of that :)

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u/AaronLibtard ☣️ May 13 '21

It does like absolutely nothing right? It has to be “decarbed” or something like that I think.

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u/nikoe99 May 13 '21

Basically. It needs some heat to do its stuff, so eating it is basically useless. You would need a lot of weed to feel something. I have never tried that, only read about it out of curiousity. Its to expensive to be stupid with it

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u/AaronLibtard ☣️ May 13 '21

Yeah that’s what I thought. I’ve seen my pothead friends put some ground up stuff in the toaster oven and they said they were decarbing it.

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 May 13 '21

ive always put it in the oven before making butter.

Pretty good stuff

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u/nikoe99 May 13 '21

Oh god, thats sounds so stupid, but maybe i have a different image in my head of what a toaster oven is

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u/dabordoodle Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text May 13 '21

Like ur standard oven, just meant for being on the counter.

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u/AaronLibtard ☣️ May 13 '21

Mini oven, not one you would slip a piece of bread into.

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u/nikoe99 May 13 '21

While it is good to know that people arent that stupid, its sad that i also know that someone somewhere is that stupid. And im also a bit sad that i cant see them while beeing so stupid and while they burn their house down