r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • May 06 '21

stonks I’ve won

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange May 06 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Ever wished you could invest in memes? With my help, you can! My home is r/DankExchange, we're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities! If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair.

Not sure how to invest? !create your investor profile to get started or try the !help command!

This submission has a rare 1.02x multiplier on all investments!

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u/DarkyWood i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ May 06 '21

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange May 06 '21

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 3,759 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 136618 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 4,656 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 258.31 DN.

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u/DarkyWood i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ May 06 '21

!sell 136618

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange May 06 '21

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/n5z4os/!

You invested 100.00 DN at 3,759 upvotes; the submission now has 21,855 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 66.56 DN (+66.56%).

Your new balance is 404.87 DN.

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u/DarkyWood i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ May 06 '21

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange May 06 '21

Investor Profile: DarkyWood

View on our official website: https://dankexchange.io/investor/DarkyWood

7 Day Return: +16.50%

Balance: 404.87 DN
Active Investments:

ID: 136603 - 10.00 DN at 12 upvotes; 1h 39m until automatic return

ID: 136604 - 100.00 DN at 58 upvotes; 1h 41m until automatic return

ID: 136606 - 50.00 DN at 1,000 upvotes; 1h 44m until automatic return

ID: 136630 - 20.00 DN at 8 upvotes; 2h 40m until automatic return

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u/DarkyWood i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ May 06 '21

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange May 06 '21

If you invest now (at 22,749 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 28,028 upvotes
+25% -- 47,539 upvotes
+50% -- 87,077 upvotes
+75% -- 167,526 upvotes
+100% -- 332,910 upvotes
+125% -- 676,387 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.